ChallengeId 5026489
Title TOURNAMENT MATCH: Patagonian Pirate(338044) vs Handsome Hank(337910)
AttackerId 338044
DefenderId 337910
Created 2024-11-20 00:03:07
Status Fought
MatchType Table
WinnerId 337910
TOURNAMENT MATCH
AutoHeal: Patagonian Pirate uses 54 Ap for healing 108 damage
AutoHeal: Handsome Hank uses 57 Ap for healing 113 damage
Handsome Hank makes Unprettiest for 5 damage.
Patagonian Pirate performs a Stomp for 1. He's stomping on Handsome Hank like a caller at a square dance!
Handsome Hank makes an incredible Forearm Smash for 4 damage.
Patagonian Pirate makes a pathetic Heel Kick for 1 damage.
Handsome Hank is unfazed!
Handsome Hank summons all of his strength and lifts Patagonian Pirate high into the air by his throat! Handsome Hank then brings Patagonian Pirate crashing down to the mat for a devastating Hank Plant for 16!
Patagonian Pirate captures a dazed Handsome Hank into a front face lock and hooks his leg. Handsome Hank is lifted up and over and collides with the mat hard for 5, while Patagonian Pirate maintains his grip and bridges his back for the pin! What an amazing Cradle Suplex!
Patagonian Pirate quickly takes a step back and snaps his foot out to the side, catching Handsome Hank right on the chin with a Thrust Kick causing 6! I was barely able to see that!
Handsome Hank makes an extraordinary Stall Suplex for 14 damage.
Patagonian Pirate was thrown around like a dog's chew-toy!
Patagonian Pirate smashes Handsome Hank head into the turnbuckle
1!
2!
3!
4!
He's stumbling around like a drunk!
Handsome Hank is lying supine... Patagonian Pirate capitalizes and grabs Handsome Hank's ankles and hooks them, stepping over into a Boston Crab for a painful 3!
I was in a nursing home brawl once, and this is actually more exciting!
Handsome Hank makes German Suplex for 3 damage.
Handsome Hank is setting up the table. He is dragging Patagonian Pirate up onto it. He is going for it, he is gonna try to slam him through the table. But Patagonian Pirate breaks it up.
Handsome Hank is lifted up and is brought down back first onto Patagonian Pirate's knee for a devastating Back Breaker, hitting for 9!
Handsome Hank bends his arm up next to his head, slaps his elbow twice, then drives it down on the forehead of Patagonian Pirate for 2! He sure know how to make a Elbow Smash hurt!
Patagonian Pirate makes Kick for 2 damage.
Handsome Hank wraps his arms around Patagonian Pirate, lifts him up and hits a Belly to Belly suplex for 2!
Patagonian Pirate is helpless on the mat! Handsome Hank positions himself at Patagonian Pirate's head and pulls him into a sitting position, resting against Handsome Hank's knee. Handsome Hank wraps his arm around his opponent's chin and begins to pull back HARD, executing a tendon-tearing Chin lock for 3!
Handsome Hank makes Front Powerslam for 6 damage.
Patagonian Pirate makes an incredible Senton Splash for 8 damage.
Forget anything bad I ever said about this guy!
Patagonian Pirate makes a pathetic Flying shoulder block for 1 damage.
Did I miss something that made that move suck so bad?
Handsome Hank makes a stupendous German Suplex for 6 damage.
Holy crap, I bet they heard that hit all the way in China!
I stared at the sun for WAY to long, and this is actually more exciting!
Patagonian Pirate tenaciously traps Handsome Hank in a head lock and then points straight ahead. The crowd roars as Patagonian Pirate runs and leaps with Handsome Hank's head in tow! Both wrestlers land on the mat with a crunching thud as Patagonian Pirate delivers a powerful Bulldog for 10!
Patagonian Pirate looks a bit groggy. Handsome Hank waits behind him, then quickly sticks his arms under Patagonian Pirate's arms and locks his hands behind Patagonian Pirate's head, cinching in a Full Nelson for 4!
Into the ropes goes Patagonian Pirate... and he's brought down with a UGLY FACE for 12 from Handsome Hank!
Handsome Hank is setting up the table. He is dragging Patagonian Pirate up onto it. He is going for it, he is gonna try to slam him through the table. But Patagonian Pirate breaks it up.
Patagonian Pirate grabs the arm of Handsome Hank and drops it over his shoulder for 1.
Patagonian Pirate holds Handsome Hank in a standing front facelock then falls back, slamming Handsome Hank's head into the mat for 10. I think he tried to bury him with that DDT!
Patagonian Pirate is setting up the table. He is dragging Handsome Hank up onto it. He is going for it, he is gonna try to slam him through the table. But Handsome Hank breaks it up.
Patagonian Pirate bounces off the ropes, and flips over Handsome Hank, grabbing the waist and pulling him over with a Sunset Flip for 1!
Handsome Hank makes Gut Buster for 6 damage.
Patagonian Pirate winds up with a closed fist and drives it forward right into Handsome Hank's head! A Punch for 1!
Patagonian Pirate performs a Stomp for 2. He's stomping on Handsome Hank like a caller at a square dance!
Patagonian Pirate leans prostate in the corner! Handsome Hank walks over and angrily Stomp's a mudhole right into Patagonian Pirate's face and chest for 1!
Into the ropes goes Patagonian Pirate... and he's brought down with a UGLY FACE for 20 from Handsome Hank!
Handsome Hank makes a pathetic Stall Suplex for 3 damage.
Did I miss something that made that move suck so bad?
Patagonian Pirate lifts Handsome Hank into a suplex postion and drops Handsome Hank straight on his head with a Brain Buster for 5.
Patagonian Pirate is helpless on the mat! Handsome Hank positions himself at Patagonian Pirate's head and pulls him into a sitting position, resting against Handsome Hank's knee. Handsome Hank wraps his arm around his opponent's chin and begins to pull back HARD, executing a tendon-tearing Chin lock for 3!
Handsome Hank makes an extraordinary Tilt-a-Whirl Backbreaker for 12 damage.
That was the prettiest thing I've ever seen!
Match over : Handsome Hank smashes the table and wins
Patagonian Pirate Effects
Lose table +1
Money +334 $
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -1 Aerial
Injury -2 Consciousness
Consciousness damage 122
Vital Life damage 13
Doctor Level 2
Handsome Hank Effects
Win table +1
Money +841 $
Fame +6
Exp +4
Consciousness damage 68
Vital Life damage 7
Doctor Level 2
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