ChallengeId 5026952
Title TOURNAMENT MATCH: Patagonian Pirate(338044) vs Handsome Hank(337910)
AttackerId 338044
DefenderId 337910
Created 2024-11-23 00:03:05
Status Fought
MatchType Cage
WinnerId 337910
TOURNAMENT MATCH
Handsome Hank makes a pathetic Hanging Fallaway Suplex for 2 damage.
Patagonian Pirate must be impervious!
Patagonian Pirate makes Heel Kick for 5 damage.
Handsome Hank makes a pathetic Snake Eyes for 1 damage.
My grandmother could have executed that move better!
Patagonian Pirate is hoisted onto Handsome Hank's shoulders! What's he going to do?!? WHAM! Patagonian Pirate is brought down onto Handsome Hank's knee for a tremendous Canadian Backbreaker for 11!
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a Senton Splash.
But Handsome Hank counters for 2 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Handsome Hank makes a stupendous Sidewalk Slam for 11 damage.
Patagonian Pirate is gasping for air like a dying fish!
Handsome Hank tries to make a Canadian Backbreaker.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 6 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
With an impressive show of 'roid rage induced strength, Handsome Hank presses Patagonian Pirate above his head, then performs a Gorilla Press for 7, simply letting Patagonian Pirate drop right to the ground.
Handsome Hank makes an extraordinary Full Nelson Slam for 8 damage.
Forget anything bad I ever said about this guy!
I was in a barroom brawl an hour ago, and this is actually more exciting!
Patagonian Pirate balls his fist and hits Handsome Hank right in the gut, making a Punch for 2.
Handsome Hank makes Fallaway Slam for 10 damage.
Handsome Hank delivers a flesh-rending Chop across Patagonian Pirate's chest for 2! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
Handsome Hank tries to get out of the cage!
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but Patagonian Pirate stops him!
After absorbing some tremendous blows Handsome Hank is left groggy, allowing Patagonian Pirate to easily slip behind him and lock in an excruciating Cobra Clutch for 2!
In the middle of an exchange of blows Handsome Hank quickly counters, capturing Patagonian Pirate's arm and driving him to the mat. He traps Patagonian Pirate's arm between his legs, locks his own hands across Patagonian Pirate's face, and begins to tug and pull back with all his might for 6! This No Longer Handsome is locked in tight!
Patagonian Pirate bounces off the ropes, and flips over Handsome Hank, grabbing the waist and pulling him over with a Sunset Flip for 1!
Handsome Hank grabs Patagonian Pirate on each side of the head and sticks his own head under Patagonian Pirate's chin. Handsome Hank drops sharply to his knees, smashing Patagonian Pirate's jaw. What a Jaw Breaker for 11!
Handsome Hank presses his body close up against Patagonian Pirate's back and grabs him around the waist, lifting him up and dropping him in a Back Suplex for 3.
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a Rolling Germans.
But Handsome Hank counters for 5 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Handsome Hank makes an extraordinary Handsome but deadly for 18 damage.
I'm glad that's not me in there!
Handsome Hank makes Snake Eyes for 2 damage.
Handsome Hank makes a UGLY BRUISE for 16 damage.
I think I have his brains on my pants!
Match over : Handsome Hank survives and climbs out of the cage and wins the match
Patagonian Pirate Effects
Lose cage +1
Money +412 $
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -1 Submission
Consciousness damage 115
Vital Life damage 12
Doctor Level 2
Handsome Hank Effects
Win cage +1
Money +1014 $
Fame +6
Exp +4
Consciousness damage 16
Vital Life damage 2
Doctor Level 2
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