ChallengeId 5026985
Title I Always Lose(156157) vs Crazy Cat Dude(337884)
AttackerId 156157
DefenderId 337884
Created 2024-11-23 05:42:04
Status Fought
MatchType Single
WinnerId 156157
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AutoHeal: Crazy Cat Dude uses 12 Ap for healing 23 damage
I Always Lose tries to make a Ankle Lock.
But Crazy Cat Dude counters for 4 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Crazy Cat Dude tries to make a Back Brain Kick.
But I Always Lose counters for 4 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
I Always Lose makes a Bite for 1 damage.
He's chewing on him like his life depended on it!
Crazy Cat Dude makes Vertical Suplex for 3 damage.
I Always Lose makes Flying neck snap for 4 damage.
Crazy Cat Dude is down... I Always Lose grabs his foot and flips over, yanking Crazy Cat Dude's leg with him and forcefully extending his hamstring with a malicious Hamstring pull for 1!
With an impressive show of 'roid rage induced strength, I Always Lose presses Crazy Cat Dude above his head, then performs a Gorilla Press for 1, simply letting Crazy Cat Dude drop right to the ground.
I Always Lose leans prostate in the corner! Crazy Cat Dude walks over and angrily Stomp's a mudhole right into I Always Lose's face and chest for 1!
I Always Lose makes an incredible Head Butt for 6 damage.
Wow, he must only suck every other day!
I was in a nursing home brawl once, and this is actually more exciting!
I Always Lose makes a pathetic Leg Split for 1 damage.
Crazy Cat Dude laughs in I Always Lose's face!
I Always Lose stands behind Crazy Cat Dude and grabs his wrists. I Always Lose kneels down, plants a knee in Crazy Cat Dude's back and pulls HARD, executing a Bow and Arrow for 4!
The submission fails.
I Always Lose bites Crazy Cat Dude for 1. Who does he think he is, Mike Tyson?!
Crazy Cat Dude tries to make a Flying Spin kick.
But I Always Lose counters for 1 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
I Always Lose makes a stupendous Flying Cross Body for 6 damage.
Crazy Cat Dude was thrown around like a dog's chew-toy!
I Always Lose makes Knee Breaker for 6 damage.
I Always Lose gets ready. he's setting Crazy Cat Dude up. I Always Lose lifts Crazy Cat Dude up across his shoulders, then applies pressure to Crazy Cat Dude's neck and leg, bending him backwards in an Argentine Back Breaker for 1! He's trying to snap him in half!
The submission fails.
This match is more one-sided than fight between a karate master and a couch potato.
I Always Lose sneers at the downed Crazy Cat Dude with contempt, then crouches and leaps, executing a Summersault Legdrop for 6!
Crazy Cat Dude makes a pathetic Flying Spin kick for 1 damage.
I Always Lose must be impervious!
I Always Lose grabs Crazy Cat Dude on each side of the head and sticks his own head under Crazy Cat Dude's chin. I Always Lose drops sharply to his knees, smashing Crazy Cat Dude's jaw. What a Jaw Breaker for 2!
I Always Lose puts Crazy Cat Dude into a pin!
1...
2...
but Crazy Cat Dude kicks out of it!
I Always Lose makes Half Nelson for 2 damage.
Crazy Cat Dude slips out of the move.
Crazy Cat Dude tries to make a Superplex.
But I Always Lose counters for 8 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
I Always Lose makes Senton Splash for 3 damage.
I Always Lose hoists Crazy Cat Dude onto his shoulders, setting him up for a Airplane spin drop! He's spinning him right round, baby, right round! Like a record, baby, right round, round round! Crazy Cat Dude gets dropped for 3!
I Always Lose leaps from the top rope towards Crazy Cat Dude, his arm extended. I Always Lose nearly takes off Crazy Cat Dude's head with a Flying Clothesline for 10.
Crazy Cat Dude makes Shoulder Thrust for 1 damage.
I Always Lose makes a stupendous Drop toe hold for 2 damage.
My brakes gave out at an intersection last week, and this is actually more exciting!
I Always Lose bends his arm up next to his head, slaps his elbow twice, then drives it down on the forehead of Crazy Cat Dude for 3! He sure know how to make a Elbow Smash hurt!
Crazy Cat Dude locks I Always Lose's leg under his armpit and leans back in a Achilles Tendon Hold for 1! The pain must be excruciating!
The submission fails.
I Always Lose tries to make a Knee Drop.
But Crazy Cat Dude counters for 1 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Crazy Cat Dude grabs the leg of I Always Lose, rotates arounds and locks in the Figure four leg lock for 2. Will I Always Lose tap out?
The submission fails.
I Always Lose makes a stupendous Heel Kick for 11 damage.
Crazy Cat Dude is left twitching on the mat!
I Always Lose makes an extraordinary Flying Wheel kick for 9 damage.
Crazy Cat Dude is gasping for air like a dying fish!
I Always Lose makes a stupendous Irish Whip into the corner for 1 damage.
Crazy Cat Dude tries to make a Northern Lights Suplex/Pin.
But I Always Lose counters for 3 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
I Always Lose makes Tilt-a-Whirl Slam for 5 damage.
I Always Lose puts Crazy Cat Dude into a pin!
1...
2...
but Crazy Cat Dude kicks out of it!
I Always Lose tries to make a Back Breaker.
But Crazy Cat Dude counters for 4 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
I was in a nursing home brawl once, and this is actually more exciting!
After absorbing some tremendous blows Crazy Cat Dude is left groggy, allowing I Always Lose to easily slip behind him and lock in an excruciating Cobra Clutch for 1!
Crazy Cat Dude slips out of the move.
Crazy Cat Dude makes Head Lock for 3 damage.
I Always Lose slips out of the move.
I Always Lose makes Leg Breaker for 4 damage.
I Always Lose makes a stupendous Gut Wrench Suplex for 8 damage.
Did you see the sweat fly?!
Crazy Cat Dude tries to make a Shooting Star Press.
But I Always Lose counters for 3 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
I Always Lose makes a Shining Wizard for 9 damage.
I think I have his brains on my pants!
Match over : I Always Lose wins by knockout
I Always Lose Effects
Win by knockout +1
Money +237 $
Fame +24
Exp +2
Consciousness damage 21
Vital Life damage 3
Doctor Level 2
Crazy Cat Dude Effects
Lose by knockout +1
Money +52 $
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -2 Strength
Injury -2 Submission
Injury -2 Technique
Injury -1 Consciousness
Consciousness damage 130
Vital Life damage 14
Doctor Level 2
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