ChallengeId 5030160
Title TITLE MATCH: Patagonian Pirate(338044) vs Handsome Hank(337910)
AttackerId 338044
DefenderId 337910
Created 2024-12-13 00:03:04
Status Fought
MatchType Cage
WinnerId 337910
TITLE MATCH
AutoHeal: Patagonian Pirate uses 10 Ap for healing 19 damage
AutoHeal: Handsome Hank uses 23 Ap for healing 46 damage
Handsome Hank summons all of his strength and lifts Patagonian Pirate high into the air by his throat! Handsome Hank then brings Patagonian Pirate crashing down to the mat for a devastating Hank Plant for 11!
Patagonian Pirate makes an incredible Top-rope splash for 12 damage.
Holy crap, I bet they heard that hit all the way in China!
Handsome Hank advances upon Patagonian Pirate and pushes him off balance, skillfully ending the exchange and sending Patagonian Pirate to the floor with a Back Heel Trip for 1!
Handsome Hank makes Fallaway Slam for 10 damage.
Patagonian Pirate climbs the ropes as Handsome Hank lies motionless on the mat. Patagonian Pirate leaps, completing a full flip and a quarter hitting a 450 Splash for 9!
Handsome Hank grabs Patagonian Pirate's arm under his own and steps around behind him. Handsome Hank hooks a leg over Patagonian Pirate's thigh and tightens his grip, placing Patagonian Pirate in a painful Abdominal Stretch for 8.
Patagonian Pirate makes Shoulder Block for 3 damage.
Handsome Hank makes Gut Buster for 6 damage.
Patagonian Pirate wraps his arms around Handsome Hank, lifts him up and hits a Belly to Belly suplex for 7!
Wow, I think someone needs to restart my heart!
Patagonian Pirate is climbing the cage... he's going to make it! He's - he's turning around on top of the cage? Holy smokes! Patagonian Pirate is going for it! WHAM! Handsome Hank takes 27 from a Queen Annes Revenge off the top of the steel cage... incredible!
Patagonian Pirate makes Vertical Suplex for 8 damage.
Patagonian Pirate tries to get out of the cage!
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but Handsome Hank stops him!
Round and round Handsome Hank goes, I think his fist just broke Patagonian Pirate's nose! The Shoulder Tackle hits for 1!
Patagonian Pirate makes a pathetic Senton Splash for 1 damage.
My grandmother could have executed that move better!
Handsome Hank stands behind Patagonian Pirate and grabs his wrists. Handsome Hank kneels down, plants a knee in Patagonian Pirate's back and pulls HARD, executing a Bow and Arrow for 3!
Handsome Hank tries to get out of the cage!
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but Patagonian Pirate stops him!
Patagonian Pirate makes an extraordinary Leg Breaker for 8 damage.
Handsome Hank is left twitching on the mat!
Patagonian Pirate makes a pathetic Senton Splash for 1 damage.
Patagonian Pirate is really sucking tonight.
Handsome Hank squats down over a prone Patagonian Pirate and hooks his elbows over his knees. Handsome Hank locks his hands under Patagonian Pirate's chin, sits, and pulls back with ferocity, inflicting a painful Camel Clutch for 8.
Handsome Hank grabs the arm of Patagonian Pirate and drops it over his shoulder for 6.
My town got attacked by hordes of the undead, and this is actually more exciting!
Patagonian Pirate grabs Handsome Hank's ankle and locks in a Ankle Lock for 2. Handsome Hank winces in agony!
Handsome Hank makes a pathetic Full Nelson Slam for 1 damage.
Handsome Hank is really sucking tonight.
Handsome Hank makes Sidewalk Slam for 7 damage.
Handsome Hank tries to get out of the cage!
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but Patagonian Pirate stops him!
Handsome Hank makes an extraordinary HANDSOME SPLASH for 18 damage.
Did you see the sweat fly?!
Handsome Hank makes a pathetic Unprettiest for 4 damage.
Well that hardly accomplished anything.
Handsome Hank climbs to the second rope and waits for Patagonian Pirate to regain a vertical base. Handsome Hank leaps over Patagonian Pirate, grabbing his head and landing heavily, transferring the shock into a Flying Neckbreaker for 16!
Patagonian Pirate makes an incredible Head scissors for 6 damage.
Handsome Hank lands lifeless on the mat!
Patagonian Pirate waves his hands in a slightly menacing and vaguely martial arts fashion, then does a sidestep and drives a Thrust Kick into Handsome Hank's face for 7!
Patagonian Pirate tries to get out of the cage!
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but Handsome Hank stops him!
Handsome Hank makes an extraordinary Gut Buster for 9 damage.
Forget anything bad I ever said about this guy!
Patagonian Pirate makes an extraordinary Flying shoulder block for 9 damage.
Handsome Hank is left twitching on the mat!
Patagonian Pirate makes a pathetic Flying shoulder block for 2 damage.
Handsome Hank laughs in Patagonian Pirate's face!
Handsome Hank grabs Patagonian Pirate by the wrist and ducks underneath it, giving it a good, solid twist and locking in a Arm Bar for 2.
Patagonian Pirate makes a stupendous Irish Whip into the corner for 1 damage.
Handsome Hank deftly maneuvers himself behind Patagonian Pirate and locks him into control with an expertly applied Chicken Wing for 4!
Handsome Hank tries to get out of the cage!
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but Patagonian Pirate stops him!
Patagonian Pirate climbs the ropes as Handsome Hank lies motionless on the mat. Patagonian Pirate leaps, completing a full flip and a quarter hitting a 450 Splash for 8!
Handsome Hank grabs the leg of Patagonian Pirate, rotates arounds and locks in the Figure four leg lock for 2. Will Patagonian Pirate tap out?
Match over : Handsome Hank survives and climbs out of the cage and wins the match
Patagonian Pirate Effects
Lose cage +1
Money +424 $
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -2 Strength
Injury -2 Submission
Consciousness damage 117
Vital Life damage 12
Doctor Level 2
Handsome Hank Effects
Win cage +1
Money +1097 $
Fame +6
Exp +4
Injury -1 Strength
Injury -1 Aerial
Consciousness damage 111
Vital Life damage 12
Doctor Level 2
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