ChallengeId 5030842
Title TITLE MATCH: Handsome Hank(337910) vs Patagonian Pirate(338044)
AttackerId 337910
DefenderId 338044
Created 2024-12-20 00:03:03
Status Fought
MatchType Single
WinnerId 337910
TITLE MATCH
AutoHeal: Handsome Hank uses 8 Ap for healing 15 damage
AutoHeal: Patagonian Pirate uses 31 Ap for healing 62 damage
Patagonian Pirate squats down over a prone Handsome Hank and hooks his elbows over his knees. Patagonian Pirate locks his hands under Handsome Hank's chin, sits, and pulls back with ferocity, inflicting a painful Camel Clutch for 4.
The submission fails.
Handsome Hank makes Northern Lights Suplex/Pin for 3 damage.
Handsome Hank puts Patagonian Pirate into a pin!
1...
2...
but Patagonian Pirate kicks out of it!
Handsome Hank makes Front Suplex for 4 damage.
Patagonian Pirate makes a pathetic Sleeper hold for 1 damage.
My grandmother could have executed that move better!
Handsome Hank slips out of the move.
Patagonian Pirate winds up with a closed fist and drives it forward right into Handsome Hank's head! A Punch for 2!
Round and round Patagonian Pirate goes, I think his fist just broke Handsome Hank's nose! The Shoulder Tackle hits for 3!
Patagonian Pirate grabs Handsome Hank on each side of the head and sticks his own head under Handsome Hank's chin. Patagonian Pirate drops sharply to his knees, smashing Handsome Hank's jaw. What a Jaw Breaker for 11!
Handsome Hank makes Pile Driver for 4 damage.
Handsome Hank grabs Patagonian Pirate's head and falls back, rolling up and hooking Patagonian Pirate's leg for 1... That's some Small Package!
Handsome Hank puts Patagonian Pirate into a pin!
1...
2...
but Patagonian Pirate kicks out of it!
Handsome Hank winds up with a closed fist and drives it forward right into Patagonian Pirate's head! A Punch for 1!
My brakes gave out at an intersection last week, and this is actually more exciting!
Patagonian Pirate delivers a flesh-rending CUTLASS across Handsome Hank's chest for 12! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
Handsome Hank makes a pathetic Head Lock for 1 damage.
Patagonian Pirate laughs in Handsome Hank's face!
Patagonian Pirate slips out of the move.
Patagonian Pirate makes Leg Breaker for 4 damage.
Handsome Hank makes a UGLY BRUISE for 7 damage.
I think I have his brains on my pants!
Handsome Hank holds Patagonian Pirate in a standing front facelock then falls back, slamming Patagonian Pirate's head into the mat for 10. I think he tried to bury him with that DDT!
Handsome Hank charges Patagonian Pirate. Patagonian Pirate coolly slaps his left shoulder with his right hand. Patagonian Pirate shoves his left arm under Handsome Hank's left arm and falls to the mat, pulling his adversary with him in a well-executed Arm Drag Takedown for 3.
Handsome Hank makes Handsome but deadly for 17 damage.
Patagonian Pirate slips out of the move.
Handsome Hank makes an incredible Vertical Suplex for 13 damage.
You saw it here folks!
Handsome Hank makes Pumphandle Slam for 3 damage.
Round and round Patagonian Pirate goes, I think his fist just broke Handsome Hank's nose! The Shoulder Tackle hits for 1!
My bank I was in was robbed by armed gunmen with assult weapons, and this is actually more exciting!
Handsome Hank grabs Patagonian Pirate around the waist. Handsome Hank suplexes once.... twice.... three times! There it is folks, a Rolling Germans for 7!
Handsome Hank puts Patagonian Pirate into a pin!
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2...
3...
Match over : Handsome Hank wins by pin
Handsome Hank Effects
Win by pin +1
Money +423 $
Fame +6
Exp +4
Consciousness damage 41
Vital Life damage 5
Doctor Level 2
Patagonian Pirate Effects
Lose by pin +1
Money +167 $
Fame +1
Exp +1
Consciousness damage 71
Vital Life damage 8
Doctor Level 2
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