ChallengeId 5034533
Title TITLE MATCH: Patagonian Pirate(338044) vs Handsome Hank(337910)
AttackerId 338044
DefenderId 337910
Created 2025-01-21 00:03:05
Status Fought
MatchType Ladder
WinnerId 338044
TITLE MATCH
AutoHeal: Patagonian Pirate uses 4 Ap for healing 8 damage
AutoHeal: Handsome Hank uses 16 Ap for healing 31 damage
Patagonian Pirate leaps from the top rope towards Handsome Hank, his arm extended. Patagonian Pirate nearly takes off Handsome Hank's head with a Flying Clothesline for 10.
Patagonian Pirate grabs Handsome Hank by the throat and slams him down for 5 damage.
Handsome Hank tries to make a Abdominal Stretch.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 1 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Patagonian Pirate makes an extraordinary Senton Splash for 7 damage.
Unbelievable!
In the middle of an exchange of blows Patagonian Pirate quickly counters, capturing Handsome Hank's arm and driving him to the mat. He traps Handsome Hank's arm between his legs, locks his own hands across Handsome Hank's face, and begins to tug and pull back with all his might for 3! This Crossface is locked in tight!
Patagonian Pirate makes Gut Buster for 7 damage.
Patagonian Pirate delivers a flesh-rending CUTLASS across Handsome Hank's chest for 6! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
Handsome Hank makes a stupendous Elbow drop for 6 damage.
I bet his cage is rattled after that one!
Anyone else think Handsome Hank was dumb to accept this match?
Patagonian Pirate tenaciously traps Handsome Hank in a head lock and then points straight ahead. The crowd roars as Patagonian Pirate runs and leaps with Handsome Hank's head in tow! Both wrestlers land on the mat with a crunching thud as Patagonian Pirate delivers a powerful Bulldog for 5!
Handsome Hank makes a stupendous Wheel Kick for 8 damage.
Patagonian Pirate is left twitching on the mat!
Handsome Hank grabs Patagonian Pirate on each side of the head and sticks his own head under Patagonian Pirate's chin. Handsome Hank drops sharply to his knees, smashing Patagonian Pirate's jaw. What a Jaw Breaker for 10!
Patagonian Pirate is on the top rope and flies through the air, landing the Flying Elbow Drop for 5. Patagonian Pirate just drove his elbow right into the chest of Handsome Hank!
Patagonian Pirate makes Blackbeard for 16 damage.
Patagonian Pirate tries to raise the ladder!
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but Handsome Hank stops him!
Handsome Hank makes Head Lock for 2 damage.
Patagonian Pirate makes Leg Drop for 5 damage.
Handsome Hank leans prostate in the corner! Patagonian Pirate walks over and angrily Stomp's a mudhole right into Handsome Hank's face and chest for 1!
Handsome Hank catches Patagonian Pirate off guard and goes for a quick win! He puts him into a Compactor for 1 and the ref begins the count!
My bank I was in was robbed by armed gunmen with assult weapons, and this is actually more exciting!
Patagonian Pirate makes Scorpion Deathlock for 5 damage.
Handsome Hank charges Patagonian Pirate and executes a beautiful Spear for 10, nearly impaling him with his shoulder. He went through him like grass through a goose!
Patagonian Pirate makes Fallaway Slam for 9 damage.
In the middle of an exchange of blows Handsome Hank quickly counters, capturing Patagonian Pirate's arm and driving him to the mat. He traps Patagonian Pirate's arm between his legs, locks his own hands across Patagonian Pirate's face, and begins to tug and pull back with all his might for 22! This No Longer Handsome is locked in tight!
Patagonian Pirate makes a Shining Wizard for 8 damage.
I think I have his brains on my pants!
Handsome Hank makes Full Nelson Slam for 7 damage.
Patagonian Pirate charges Handsome Hank. Handsome Hank coolly slaps his left shoulder with his right hand. Handsome Hank shoves his left arm under Patagonian Pirate's left arm and falls to the mat, pulling his adversary with him in a well-executed Arm Drag Takedown for 3.
Patagonian Pirate makes an extraordinary German Suplex for 5 damage.
Handsome Hank was thrown around like a dog's chew-toy!
Patagonian Pirate makes a stupendous German Suplex for 6 damage.
Holy crap, I bet they heard that hit all the way in China!
Handsome Hank makes a pathetic Sidewalk Slam for 2 damage.
Handsome Hank is really sucking tonight.
Handsome Hank tries to raise the ladder!
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but Patagonian Pirate stops him!
My brakes gave out at an intersection last week, and this is actually more exciting!
Handsome Hank makes a pathetic Pumphandle Slam for 2 damage.
Well that hardly accomplished anything.
Patagonian Pirate makes an extraordinary Head Butt for 6 damage.
Forget anything bad I ever said about this guy!
Patagonian Pirate tries to raise the ladder!
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but Handsome Hank stops him!
Patagonian Pirate is hoisted onto Handsome Hank's shoulders! What's he going to do?!? WHAM! Patagonian Pirate is brought down onto Handsome Hank's knee for a tremendous Canadian Backbreaker for 4!
Patagonian Pirate makes a pathetic Front Suplex for 1 damage.
Did I miss something that made that move suck so bad?
Handsome Hank tosses Patagonian Pirate out of the ring for 10 damage but Patagonian Pirate gets back in quickly. 10 damage!
Patagonian Pirate makes a stupendous Shoulder Thrust for 3 damage.
Handsome Hank makes a stupendous Irish Whip into the corner for 1 damage.
Patagonian Pirate captures a dazed Handsome Hank into a front face lock and hooks his leg. Handsome Hank is lifted up and over and collides with the mat hard for 4, while Patagonian Pirate maintains his grip and bridges his back for the pin! What an amazing Cradle Suplex!
Handsome Hank grabs the leg of Patagonian Pirate, rotates arounds and locks in the Figure four leg lock for 7. Will Patagonian Pirate tap out?
My brakes gave out at an intersection last week, and this is actually more exciting!
Patagonian Pirate is lifted up and is brought down back first onto Handsome Hank's knee for a devastating Back Breaker, hitting for 7!
Patagonian Pirate wraps his arms around Handsome Hank, lifts him up and hits a Belly to Belly suplex for 8!
Match over : Patagonian Pirate sets up the ladder and reaches the suitcase
Patagonian Pirate Effects
Win ladder +1
Money +756 $
Fame +11
Exp +5
Consciousness damage 102
Vital Life damage 11
Doctor Level 2
Handsome Hank Effects
Lose ladder +1
Money +193 $
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -1 Aerial
Consciousness damage 126
Vital Life damage 13
Doctor Level 2
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