ChallengeId 5038135
Title TOURNAMENT MATCH: Dan The Man(338058) vs Patagonian Pirate(338044)
AttackerId 338058
DefenderId 338044
Created 2025-02-15 00:03:06
Status Fought
MatchType LMS
WinnerId 338044

TOURNAMENT MATCH
AutoHeal: Dan The Man uses 42 Ap for healing 84 damage
AutoHeal: Patagonian Pirate uses 12 Ap for healing 24 damage
Patagonian Pirate makes German Suplex for 3 damage.

Patagonian Pirate charges Dan The Man. Dan The Man coolly slaps his left shoulder with his right hand. Dan The Man shoves his left arm under Patagonian Pirate's left arm and falls to the mat, pulling his adversary with him in a well-executed Arm Drag Takedown for 2.

Patagonian Pirate makes a pathetic Sleeper hold for 1 damage.
My grandmother could have executed that move better!

Patagonian Pirate makes Top-rope splash for 3 damage.

Round and round Patagonian Pirate goes, I think his fist just broke Dan The Man's nose! The Shoulder Tackle hits for 1!

Patagonian Pirate holds Dan The Man in a standing front facelock then falls back, slamming Dan The Man's head into the mat for 1. I think he tried to bury him with that DDT!

Patagonian Pirate tries to make a Thrust Kick.
But Dan The Man counters for 3 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!

Patagonian Pirate makes Gut Buster for 3 damage.

Patagonian Pirate performs a Stomp for 1. He's stomping on Dan The Man like a caller at a square dance!

Patagonian Pirate lifts Dan The Man into a suplex postion and drops Dan The Man straight on his head with a Brain Buster for 12.

Patagonian Pirate bounces off the ropes, and flips over Dan The Man, grabbing the waist and pulling him over with a Sunset Flip for 1!

Patagonian Pirate makes Knee Breaker for 3 damage.

Patagonian Pirate makes German Suplex for 4 damage.

Dan The Man is on the ground not moving, the ref counts

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Dan The Man makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.

Dan The Man tries to make a Argentine Back Breaker.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 3 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!

Patagonian Pirate climbs to the second rope and waits for Dan The Man to regain a vertical base. Patagonian Pirate leaps over Dan The Man, grabbing his head and landing heavily, transferring the shock into a Flying Neckbreaker for 16!

Dan The Man is being out wrestled, out witted, and just plain blown out!

Patagonian Pirate makes Surfboard for 5 damage.

Patagonian Pirate follows Dan The Man as he runs into the ropes and performs a fancy-looking handspring, smashing the rebounding Dan The Man in the face with a Handspring Elbow for 9 as he comes back to a vertical base!

After absorbing some tremendous blows Dan The Man is left groggy, allowing Patagonian Pirate to easily slip behind him and lock in an excruciating Cobra Clutch for 3!

Patagonian Pirate makes an extraordinary Gut Buster for 9 damage.
You saw it here folks!

Patagonian Pirate throws Dan The Man toward the ropes with a hard Irish Whip! Patagonian Pirate tries to leap over Dan The Man but is caught by surprise with a lightning-fast Clothesline for 6!

Patagonian Pirate leaps from the top rope towards Dan The Man, his arm extended. Patagonian Pirate nearly takes off Dan The Man's head with a Flying Clothesline for 3.

Patagonian Pirate makes an incredible Head Lock for 6 damage.
Did you see the sweat fly?!

Dan The Man is on the ground not moving, the ref counts

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Dan The Man makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.

Dan The Man tries to make a Flying Clothesline.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 2 damage.
He's strong and fast too!

Patagonian Pirate tries to make a Flying Elbow Drop.
But Dan The Man counters for 6 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!

My house caught fire this morning, and this is actually more exciting!

Patagonian Pirate deftly maneuvers himself behind Dan The Man and locks him into control with an expertly applied Chicken Wing for 5!

Dan The Man smashes Patagonian Pirate head into the turnbuckle

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He's stumbling around like a drunk!

Patagonian Pirate tries to make a Cradle Suplex.
But Dan The Man counters for 2 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!

Patagonian Pirate makes a pathetic Flying neck snap for 1 damage.
Dan The Man must be impervious!

Patagonian Pirate is sent hurtling toward the ropes with an Irish Whip! A waiting and eager Dan The Man is waiting on his return trip with a hellacious Clothesline for 4!

Dan The Man makes an incredible Heel Kick for 11 damage.
I bet his cage is rattled after that one!

Dan The Man is on the ground not moving, the ref counts

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Dan The Man makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.

Patagonian Pirate makes Sleeper hold for 2 damage.

Patagonian Pirate lifts Dan The Man up in a fireman's carry... he spins him around and slams him down to the mat for 4, executing a brilliant Airplane spin drop! Dan The Man looks like he is going to puke!

Patagonian Pirate stands behind Dan The Man and grabs his wrists. Patagonian Pirate kneels down, plants a knee in Dan The Man's back and pulls HARD, executing a Bow and Arrow for 2!

Dan The Man is down... Patagonian Pirate climbs the ropes and leaps with his arms out to the side and buries his head into Dan The Man's chest with a Queen Annes Revenge for 2!

Round and round Dan The Man goes, I think his fist just broke Patagonian Pirate's nose! The Shoulder Tackle hits for 3!

Dan The Man is hoisted onto Patagonian Pirate's shoulders! What's he going to do?!? WHAM! Dan The Man is brought down onto Patagonian Pirate's knee for a tremendous Canadian Backbreaker for 6!

This time he is down for good. The Ref Counts:

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Match over : Patagonian Pirate wins

Dan The Man Effects
Lose LMS +1
Money +475 $
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -1 Technique
Injury -1 Aerial
Consciousness damage 111
Vital Life damage 12
Doctor Level 2

Patagonian Pirate Effects
Win LMS +1
Money +1106 $
Fame +6
Exp +3
Consciousness damage 41
Vital Life damage 5
Doctor Level 2


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