ChallengeId 5039779
Title TOURNAMENT MATCH: Patagonian Pirate(338044) vs Handsome Hank(337910)
AttackerId 338044
DefenderId 337910
Created 2025-02-24 00:03:10
Status Fought
MatchType Cage
WinnerId 337910
TOURNAMENT MATCH
AutoHeal: Patagonian Pirate uses 52 Ap for healing 103 damage
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a Handspring Elbow.
But Handsome Hank counters for 1 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Handsome Hank tries to make a 3 HANDSOME THROWS.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 9 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Handsome Hank charges Patagonian Pirate. Patagonian Pirate coolly slaps his left shoulder with his right hand. Patagonian Pirate shoves his left arm under Handsome Hank's left arm and falls to the mat, pulling his adversary with him in a well-executed Arm Drag Takedown for 2.
Patagonian Pirate quickly leaps onto the second rope of the ring and catapults himself backwards toward Handsome Hank!
6 damage
Handsome Hank tries to make a Heel Kick.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 1 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Handsome Hank makes Snake Eyes for 2 damage.
Handsome Hank makes a stupendous Kick for 3 damage.
Patagonian Pirate catches Handsome Hank off guard and goes for a quick win! He puts him into a Compactor for 1 and the ref begins the count!
Handsome Hank tries to make a Belly to Belly suplex.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 2 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Patagonian Pirate makes Kick for 2 damage.
Patagonian Pirate makes Heel Kick for 5 damage.
Handsome Hank makes a stupendous Pile Driver for 17 damage.
Forget anything bad I ever said about this guy!
Patagonian Pirate arrogantly sets up Handsome Hank in a standing headscissors and takes his time to survey the crowd's reaction. He then leans forward and mightily flips and heaves Handsome Hank onto his shoulder and finally raises him high into the air with arms outstretched. After a slight pause, Patagonian Pirate hatefully spikes Handsome Hank into the mat with a Crucifix Powerbomb for a bone-crunching 4!
Handsome Hank grabs the arm of Patagonian Pirate and drops it over his shoulder for 4.
Patagonian Pirate grabs Handsome Hank's ankle and locks in a Ankle Lock for 7. Handsome Hank winces in agony!
Handsome Hank deftly sidesteps Patagonian Pirate's attack, moves behind him and locks in a Full Nelson for 2!
Patagonian Pirate makes Hurricanrana for 3 damage.
Patagonian Pirate tries to get out of the cage!
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but Handsome Hank stops him!
Patagonian Pirate makes Splash for 2 damage.
Patagonian Pirate makes a stupendous Irish Whip into the corner for 1 damage.
Handsome Hank makes an incredible Head Butt for 7 damage.
Did you see the sweat fly?!
Handsome Hank makes a stupendous Full Nelson Slam for 10 damage.
Forget anything bad I ever said about this guy!
Handsome Hank moves feebly on the mat! Ever the opportunist, Patagonian Pirate quickly climbs up to the top turnbuckle of a nearby corner and takes to the air! He gracefully leaps and twists while aloft, coming down and connecting with a solid Corkscrew moonsault for 5!
Patagonian Pirate makes a stupendous German Suplex for 6 damage.
Wow, he must only suck every other day!
Handsome Hank tries to make a Arm Breaker.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 1 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
My house caught fire this morning, and this is actually more exciting!
Patagonian Pirate stands behind Handsome Hank and grabs his wrists. Patagonian Pirate kneels down, plants a knee in Handsome Hank's back and pulls HARD, executing a Bow and Arrow for 2!
Handsome Hank makes Kick for 2 damage.
Patagonian Pirate winds up with a closed fist and drives it forward right into Handsome Hank's head! A Punch for 2!
Patagonian Pirate is lying on the ropes trying to catch his breath... OH MY! Handsome Hank grabs the back of Patagonian Pirate's head and jumps to the arena floor, clotheslining Patagonian Pirate on the top rope with a sneaky Ring Rope Clothesline Snap for 10!
Patagonian Pirate makes Flying Cross Body for 4 damage.
Patagonian Pirate tries to get out of the cage!
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but Handsome Hank stops him!
Patagonian Pirate makes a stupendous Head Lock for 7 damage.
Handsome Hank is gasping for air like a dying fish!
Handsome Hank makes Wheel Kick for 4 damage.
Handsome Hank makes Full Nelson Slam for 6 damage.
Patagonian Pirate climbs on the second turnbuckle, and leaps towards Handsome Hank connecting with a 2nd Rope splash for 5!
Handsome Hank thrusts Patagonian Pirate's head between his legs! I don't like where this is going... Patagonian Pirate is lifted into the air and is brought down with a thundering HANK SHANK for 22!
I was in a nursing home brawl once, and this is actually more exciting!
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a Front Suplex.
But Handsome Hank counters for 3 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Handsome Hank makes Knee Drop for 4 damage.
Handsome Hank tries to get out of the cage!
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but Patagonian Pirate stops him!
Patagonian Pirate delivers a flesh-rending CUTLASS across Handsome Hank's chest for 13! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
Handsome Hank makes an extraordinary HANDSOME SPLASH for 19 damage.
Forget anything bad I ever said about this guy!
Patagonian Pirate makes an extraordinary Hanging Fallaway Suplex for 8 damage.
Wow, he must only suck every other day!
Handsome Hank tries to make a Body Slam.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 3 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Patagonian Pirate is climbing the cage... he's going to make it! He's - he's turning around on top of the cage? Holy smokes! Patagonian Pirate is going for it! WHAM! Handsome Hank takes 15 from a Queen Annes Revenge off the top of the steel cage... incredible!
Handsome Hank catches Patagonian Pirate off guard and goes for a quick win! He puts him into a Compactor for 1 and the ref begins the count!
Handsome Hank wraps his arms around Patagonian Pirate's waist and lower back and begins to squeeze executing a Hank Hug for 12. Patagonian Pirate is gasping for air!
Match over : Handsome Hank survives and climbs out of the cage and wins the match
Patagonian Pirate Effects
Lose cage +1
Money +305 $
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -2 Strength
Injury -1 Submission
Injury -2 Technique
Consciousness damage 129
Vital Life damage 13
Doctor Level 2
Handsome Hank Effects
Win cage +1
Money +1042 $
Fame +6
Exp +5
Injury -1 Consciousness
Consciousness damage 116
Vital Life damage 12
Doctor Level 2
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