ChallengeId 5040125
Title TITLE MATCH: Handsome Hank(337910) vs Insano(337707)
AttackerId 337910
DefenderId 337707
Created 2025-02-27 00:03:07
Status Fought
MatchType Cage
WinnerId 337910
TITLE MATCH
AutoHeal: Handsome Hank uses 18 Ap for healing 35 damage
AutoHeal: Insano uses 45 Ap for healing 89 damage
Insano has 100 hidden fame bonus from being a 1 time Legend !!
Handsome Hank tries to make a Camel Clutch.
But Insano counters for 1 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Insano grabs Handsome Hank's ankle and locks in a Ankle Lock for 1. Handsome Hank winces in agony!
Handsome Hank tries to make a Gorilla Press.
But Insano counters for 3 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Handsome Hank is on the mat... Insano executes a Low Blow Leg Drop for 2! I hope Handsome Hank wasn't planning on having kids!
Handsome Hank grabs Insano's head and falls back, rolling up and hooking Insano's leg for 1... That's some Small Package!
Insano tries to make a Pumphandle Suplex.
But Handsome Hank counters for 5 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Insano is tossed over the top rope and slams right into the cage!
8 damage!
Insano presses his body close up against Handsome Hank's back and grabs him around the waist, lifting him up and dropping him in a Back Suplex for 4.
Insano climbs to the second rope and waits for Handsome Hank to regain a vertical base. Insano leaps over Handsome Hank, grabbing his head and landing heavily, transferring the shock into a Flying Neckbreaker for 7!
Handsome Hank grabs the arm of Insano and drops it over his shoulder for 1.
Handsome Hank is helpless on the mat! Insano positions himself at Handsome Hank's head and pulls him into a sitting position, resting against Insano's knee. Insano wraps his arm around his opponent's chin and begins to pull back HARD, executing a tendon-tearing Chin lock for 3!
These two make everyone else pale in comparison to their talent!
Handsome Hank catches Insano's leg under his arm and signals to the crowd. Handsome Hank spins with a flourish and takes down Insano, nearly tearing his leg from the socket with a Dragon Leg Screw for 1.
Handsome Hank makes Northern Lights Suplex/Pin for 2 damage.
Handsome Hank bends his arm up next to his head, slaps his elbow twice, then drives it down on the forehead of Insano for 5! He sure know how to make a Elbow Smash hurt!
Handsome Hank is out cold on his feet! Insano takes advantage and charges at his opponent, bringing Handsome Hank down with an amazing Clothesline for 7!
Handsome Hank bends his arm up next to his head, slaps his elbow twice, then drives it down on the forehead of Insano for 3! He sure know how to make a Elbow Smash hurt!
Insano gets ready. he's setting Handsome Hank up. Insano lifts Handsome Hank up across his shoulders, then applies pressure to Handsome Hank's neck and leg, bending him backwards in an Argentine Back Breaker for 5! He's trying to snap him in half!
With an impressive show of 'roid rage induced strength, Handsome Hank presses Insano above his head, then performs a Gorilla Press for 8, simply letting Insano drop right to the ground.
Insano winds up with a closed fist and drives it forward right into Handsome Hank's head! A Insane Punch for 9!
Handsome Hank tries to make a HANK SHANK.
But Insano counters for 9 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Insano presses his body close up against Handsome Hank's back and grabs him around the waist, lifting him up and dropping him in a Back Suplex for 1.
Handsome Hank gets ready. he's setting Insano up. Handsome Hank lifts Insano up across his shoulders, then applies pressure to Insano's neck and leg, bending him backwards in an HANK SHANK for 14! He's trying to snap him in half!
Handsome Hank makes a Head Vice for 3 damage.
I thought his brains were coming out his ears!
Insano makes Head scissors for 3 damage.
Handsome Hank tries to make a Neckbreaker.
But Insano counters for 2 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Insano makes a stupendous Flip-Over Cover for 1 damage.
Handsome Hank tries to make a Ring Rope Clothesline Snap.
But Insano counters for 1 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Insano makes Scorpion Deathlock for 5 damage.
Insano tries to get out of the cage!
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but Handsome Hank stops him!
These two make everyone else pale in comparison to their talent!
Handsome Hank sends Insano into the ropes... Handsome Hank bends down and lifts Insano up and over to land hard on his back for 4.
Handsome Hank tries to get out of the cage!
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but Insano stops him!
Handsome Hank makes a stupendous Neckbreaker for 13 damage.
Forget anything bad I ever said about this guy!
Handsome Hank charges Insano. Insano coolly slaps his left shoulder with his right hand. Insano shoves his left arm under Handsome Hank's left arm and falls to the mat, pulling his adversary with him in a well-executed Arm Drag Takedown for 3.
Insano is hoisted onto Handsome Hank's shoulders! What's he going to do?!? WHAM! Insano is brought down onto Handsome Hank's knee for a tremendous Canadian Backbreaker for 7!
Insano delivers a flesh-rending Insane Chop across Handsome Hank's chest for 4! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
Insano makes Tilt-a-Whirl Slam for 5 damage.
Handsome Hank makes Kick for 2 damage.
Insano performs a Stomp for 2. He's stomping on Handsome Hank like a caller at a square dance!
After absorbing some tremendous blows Handsome Hank is left groggy, allowing Insano to easily slip behind him and lock in an excruciating Cobra Clutch for 4!
My brakes gave out at an intersection last week, and this is actually more exciting!
Handsome Hank wraps his arms around Insano's waist and lower back and begins to squeeze executing a Hank Hug for 8. Insano is gasping for air!
Insano makes a pathetic Insane Splash for 1 damage.
Insano is really sucking tonight.
Insano tries to get out of the cage!
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but Handsome Hank stops him!
Handsome Hank charges Insano and executes a beautiful Spear for 14, nearly impaling him with his shoulder. He went through him like grass through a goose!
Insano makes Forearm Smash for 2 damage.
Insano is lying supine... Handsome Hank capitalizes and grabs Insano's ankles and hooks them, stepping over into a Boston Crab for a painful 8!
Handsome Hank makes Pumphandle Slam for 7 damage.
Insano grabs the leg of Handsome Hank, rotates arounds and locks in the Figure four leg lock for 6. Will Handsome Hank tap out?
Handsome Hank catches Insano off guard and goes for a quick win! He puts him into a Compactor for 1 and the ref begins the count!
Handsome Hank tries to get out of the cage!
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but Insano stops him!
Insano makes a stupendous Sleeper hold for 7 damage.
Handsome Hank was thrown around like a dog's chew-toy!
Handsome Hank makes Forearm Smash for 2 damage.
Insano makes Leg Split for 2 damage.
I was in a nursing home brawl once, and this is actually more exciting!
Handsome Hank grabs the leg of Insano, rotates arounds and locks in the Figure four leg lock for 7. Will Insano tap out?
Insano bounces off the ropes, and flips over Handsome Hank, grabbing the waist and pulling him over with a Insane Flip for 9!
Handsome Hank makes Underhook Suplex for 4 damage.
Match over : Handsome Hank survives and climbs out of the cage and wins the match
Handsome Hank Effects
Win cage +1
Money +1067 $
Fame +6
Exp +5
Injury -1 Strength
Injury -1 Submission
Injury -1 Aerial
Consciousness damage 109
Vital Life damage 11
Doctor Level 2
Insano Effects
Lose cage +1
Money +316 $
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -1 Aerial
Consciousness damage 128
Vital Life damage 13
Doctor Level 2
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