ChallengeId 5041095
Title TOURNAMENT MATCH: Patagonian Pirate(338044) vs Crazy Cat Dude(337884)
AttackerId 338044
DefenderId 337884
Created 2025-03-03 00:03:09
Status Fought
MatchType LMS
WinnerId 338044
TOURNAMENT MATCH
AutoHeal: Patagonian Pirate uses 10 Ap for healing 19 damage
AutoHeal: Crazy Cat Dude uses 34 Ap for healing 67 damage
Patagonian Pirate climbs the ropes as Crazy Cat Dude lies motionless on the mat. Patagonian Pirate leaps, completing a full flip and a quarter hitting a 450 Splash for 8!
Crazy Cat Dude makes a pathetic Stall Suplex for 1 damage.
Crazy Cat Dude is really sucking tonight.
Crazy Cat Dude hooks both arms of Patagonian Pirate! He brings him to the mat back first for 1!
Patagonian Pirate makes Flying Wheel kick for 8 damage.
Crazy Cat Dude smashes Patagonian Pirate head into the turnbuckle
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He's stumbling around like a drunk!
Patagonian Pirate grabs Crazy Cat Dude around the waist. Patagonian Pirate suplexes once.... twice.... three times! There it is folks, a Rolling Germans for 11!
Patagonian Pirate makes Electric Chair for 4 damage.
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a Tilt-a-Whirl Slam.
But Crazy Cat Dude counters for 4 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Crazy Cat Dude tries to make a HISSY FIT.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 11 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
My town got attacked by hordes of the undead, and this is actually more exciting!
Patagonian Pirate thrusts Crazy Cat Dude's head between his legs! I don't like where this is going... Crazy Cat Dude is lifted into the air and is brought down with a thundering Power Bomb for 1!
Crazy Cat Dude makes Pile Driver for 5 damage.
Patagonian Pirate smashes Crazy Cat Dude head into the turnbuckle
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He's stumbling around like a drunk!
Crazy Cat Dude makes an incredible Wheel Kick for 6 damage.
I bet his cage is rattled after that one!
Patagonian Pirate gets ready. he's setting Crazy Cat Dude up. Patagonian Pirate lifts Crazy Cat Dude up across his shoulders, then applies pressure to Crazy Cat Dude's neck and leg, bending him backwards in an Argentine Back Breaker for 4! He's trying to snap him in half!
Crazy Cat Dude is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Crazy Cat Dude makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Crazy Cat Dude makes Gut Wrench Suplex for 3 damage.
Patagonian Pirate makes an extraordinary Flying shoulder block for 9 damage.
Crazy Cat Dude was thrown around like a dog's chew-toy!
Patagonian Pirate grabs Crazy Cat Dude's ankle and locks in a Ankle Lock for 1. Crazy Cat Dude winces in agony!
Crazy Cat Dude makes an incredible Cats eyes for 16 damage.
Holy crap, I bet they heard that hit all the way in China!
My town got attacked by hordes of the undead, and this is actually more exciting!
Patagonian Pirate makes Front Powerslam for 2 damage.
Crazy Cat Dude smashes Patagonian Pirate head into the turnbuckle
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He's stumbling around like a drunk!
Crazy Cat Dude makes Shoulder Thrust for 2 damage.
Patagonian Pirate makes an incredible Neckbreaker for 10 damage.
I think I saw his spit land in the audience because of that hit!
Crazy Cat Dude charges Patagonian Pirate and executes a beautiful HISSY FIT for 5, nearly impaling him with his shoulder. He went through him like grass through a goose!
Patagonian Pirate gets ready. he's setting Crazy Cat Dude up. Patagonian Pirate lifts Crazy Cat Dude up across his shoulders, then applies pressure to Crazy Cat Dude's neck and leg, bending him backwards in an Argentine Back Breaker for 7! He's trying to snap him in half!
After absorbing some tremendous blows Patagonian Pirate is left groggy, allowing Crazy Cat Dude to easily slip behind him and lock in an excruciating Cobra Clutch for 4!
Patagonian Pirate makes an incredible Wheel Kick for 6 damage.
Forget anything bad I ever said about this guy!
Crazy Cat Dude tries to make a Superplex.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 2 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
I was in a bathroom brawl once, and this is actually more exciting!
Patagonian Pirate is on the top rope and flies through the air, landing the Flying Elbow Drop for 10. Patagonian Pirate just drove his elbow right into the chest of Crazy Cat Dude!
In the middle of an exchange of blows Crazy Cat Dude quickly counters, capturing Patagonian Pirate's arm and driving him to the mat. He traps Patagonian Pirate's arm between his legs, locks his own hands across Patagonian Pirate's face, and begins to tug and pull back with all his might for 12! This FURBALL DEATH CLAMP is locked in tight!
Patagonian Pirate is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Patagonian Pirate makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Patagonian Pirate balls his fist and hits Crazy Cat Dude right in the gut, making a Punch for 1.
Crazy Cat Dude is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Crazy Cat Dude makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Crazy Cat Dude makes a stupendous Electric Chair for 9 damage.
Wow, he must only suck every other day!
Patagonian Pirate makes an extraordinary Rolling Senton Splash for 14 damage.
Unbelievable!
Patagonian Pirate makes an incredible Leg Drop for 7 damage.
I think I saw his spit land in the audience because of that hit!
Crazy Cat Dude wraps his arms around Patagonian Pirate's waist and lower back and begins to squeeze executing a Bear Hug for 4. Patagonian Pirate is gasping for air!
Patagonian Pirate makes a pathetic Shoulder Block for 1 damage.
Well that hardly accomplished anything.
Crazy Cat Dude makes an extraordinary Hanging Fallaway Suplex for 9 damage.
Patagonian Pirate lands lifeless on the mat!
My brakes gave out at an intersection last week, and this is actually more exciting!
Patagonian Pirate makes an extraordinary Leg Drop for 8 damage.
That was the prettiest thing I've ever seen!
This time he is down for good. The Ref Counts:
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Match over : Patagonian Pirate wins
Patagonian Pirate Effects
Win LMS +1
Money +920 $
Fame +6
Exp +5
Consciousness damage 87
Vital Life damage 9
Doctor Level 2
Crazy Cat Dude Effects
Lose LMS +1
Money +369 $
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -2 Submission
Injury -2 Consciousness
Consciousness damage 130
Vital Life damage 14
Doctor Level 2
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