ChallengeId 5041099
Title Handsome Hank(337910) vs Patagonian Pirate(338044)
AttackerId 337910
DefenderId 338044
Created 2025-03-03 00:38:48
Status Fought
MatchType Single
WinnerId 338044
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Patagonian Pirate performs a backflip off the top rope and does a Moonsault for 13, causing Handsome Hank to writhe in pain on the mat! You'd be in pain, too, if you just had your moon salted!
Handsome Hank makes a pathetic Vertical Suplex for 2 damage.
Patagonian Pirate laughs in Handsome Hank's face!
Patagonian Pirate makes Tilt-a-Whirl Slam for 6 damage.
Round and round Handsome Hank goes, I think his fist just broke Patagonian Pirate's nose! The Shoulder Tackle hits for 2!
Patagonian Pirate makes a Shining Wizard for 12 damage.
I think I have his brains on my pants!
Patagonian Pirate winds up with a closed fist and drives it forward right into Handsome Hank's head! A Punch for 1!
Handsome Hank tries to make a Bow and Arrow.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 4 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Patagonian Pirate makes Gut Buster for 7 damage.
Handsome Hank breaks Patagonian Pirate's momentum with a Knee to Gut for 1.
My brakes gave out at an intersection last week, and this is actually more exciting!
Handsome Hank tries to make a Figure four leg lock.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 1 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Patagonian Pirate makes Senton Splash for 3 damage.
Patagonian Pirate makes an extraordinary Hurricanrana for 6 damage.
That was the prettiest thing I've ever seen!
Patagonian Pirate puts Handsome Hank into a pin!
1...
2...
but Handsome Hank kicks out of it!
Handsome Hank tries to make a HANK SHANK.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 10 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Patagonian Pirate makes Stall Suplex for 11 damage.
Handsome Hank makes a pathetic Shoulder Block for 1 damage.
Handsome Hank is really sucking tonight.
In the middle of an exchange of blows Patagonian Pirate quickly counters, capturing Handsome Hank's arm and driving him to the mat. He traps Handsome Hank's arm between his legs, locks his own hands across Handsome Hank's face, and begins to tug and pull back with all his might for 4! This Crossface is locked in tight!
Handsome Hank slips out of the move.
Patagonian Pirate grabs Handsome Hank's head and falls back, rolling up and hooking Handsome Hank's leg for 1... That's some Small Package!
Patagonian Pirate puts Handsome Hank into a pin!
1...
2...
but Handsome Hank kicks out of it!
Patagonian Pirate rakes the back of Handsome Hank for 1 damage.
This is a terrific match so far!
This is going quick, at least we won't waste your time.
Handsome Hank makes a stupendous Sleeper hold for 8 damage.
Unbelievable!
The submission fails.
Handsome Hank charges Patagonian Pirate. Patagonian Pirate coolly slaps his left shoulder with his right hand. Patagonian Pirate shoves his left arm under Handsome Hank's left arm and falls to the mat, pulling his adversary with him in a well-executed Arm Drag Takedown for 2.
Handsome Hank tries to make a Surfboard.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 1 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Handsome Hank is lying on the ropes trying to catch his breath... OH MY! Patagonian Pirate grabs the back of Handsome Hank's head and jumps to the arena floor, clotheslining Handsome Hank on the top rope with a sneaky Ring Rope Clothesline Snap for 13!
Patagonian Pirate makes an extraordinary Electric Chair for 7 damage.
Handsome Hank is gasping for air like a dying fish!
Handsome Hank tries to make a Elbow drop.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 3 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Patagonian Pirate makes a stupendous Splash for 7 damage.
I think I saw his spit land in the audience because of that hit!
Patagonian Pirate makes an extraordinary Head Lock for 6 damage.
Handsome Hank is left twitching on the mat!
Handsome Hank slips out of the move.
Patagonian Pirate is lifted up and is brought down back first onto Handsome Hank's knee for a devastating Back Breaker, hitting for 4!
Patagonian Pirate makes an extraordinary Head Lock for 6 damage.
I bet his cage is rattled after that one!
Match over : Patagonian Pirate wins by knockout
Handsome Hank Effects
Lose by knockout +1
Money +129 $
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -1 Submission
Injury -2 Technique
Injury -1 Consciousness
Consciousness damage 125
Vital Life damage 13
Doctor Level 2
Patagonian Pirate Effects
Win by knockout +1
Money +378 $
Fame +6
Exp +5
Consciousness damage 18
Vital Life damage 2
Doctor Level 2
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