ChallengeId 5041231
Title TOURNAMENT MATCH: Handsome Hank(337910) vs Patagonian Pirate(338044)
AttackerId 337910
DefenderId 338044
Created 2025-03-04 00:03:10
Status Fought
MatchType LMS
WinnerId 337910
TOURNAMENT MATCH
AutoHeal: Handsome Hank uses 31 Ap for healing 61 damage
AutoHeal: Patagonian Pirate uses 16 Ap for healing 31 damage
Handsome Hank makes an extraordinary Hanging Fallaway Suplex for 8 damage.
That was the prettiest thing I've ever seen!
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a Queen Annes Revenge.
But Handsome Hank counters for 6 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Handsome Hank sends Patagonian Pirate into the ropes... Handsome Hank bends down and lifts Patagonian Pirate up and over to land hard on his back for 6.
Patagonian Pirate sends Handsome Hank into the ropes... Patagonian Pirate bends down and lifts Handsome Hank up and over to land hard on his back for 3.
Handsome Hank charges Patagonian Pirate and executes a beautiful Spear for 11, nearly impaling him with his shoulder. He went through him like grass through a goose!
Patagonian Pirate is on the top rope and flies through the air, landing the Flying Elbow Drop for 2. Patagonian Pirate just drove his elbow right into the chest of Handsome Hank!
Handsome Hank tries to make a Toss out of Ring.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 5 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Patagonian Pirate delivers a flesh-rending CUTLASS across Handsome Hank's chest for 15! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
Patagonian Pirate stands behind Handsome Hank and grabs his wrists. Patagonian Pirate kneels down, plants a knee in Handsome Hank's back and pulls HARD, executing a Bow and Arrow for 3!
Handsome Hank arrogantly sets up Patagonian Pirate in a standing headscissors and takes his time to survey the crowd's reaction. He then leans forward and mightily flips and heaves Patagonian Pirate onto his shoulder and finally raises him high into the air with arms outstretched. After a slight pause, Handsome Hank hatefully spikes Patagonian Pirate into the mat with a Crucifix Powerbomb for a bone-crunching 8!
Patagonian Pirate is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Patagonian Pirate makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Patagonian Pirate makes a pathetic Flying shoulder block for 2 damage.
My grandmother could have executed that move better!
Patagonian Pirate gets ready. he's setting Handsome Hank up. Patagonian Pirate lifts Handsome Hank up across his shoulders, then applies pressure to Handsome Hank's neck and leg, bending him backwards in an Argentine Back Breaker for 6! He's trying to snap him in half!
Handsome Hank makes Gut Buster for 7 damage.
Handsome Hank lifts Patagonian Pirate into a suplex postion and drops Patagonian Pirate straight on his head with a Brain Buster for 8.
Handsome Hank tries to make a Senton Splash.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 2 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Patagonian Pirate grabs Handsome Hank's ankle and locks in a Ankle Lock for 5. Handsome Hank winces in agony!
Patagonian Pirate makes a pathetic Hurricanrana for 1 damage.
My grandmother could have executed that move better!
Handsome Hank hooks both arms of Patagonian Pirate! He brings him to the mat back first for 1!
Patagonian Pirate makes Splash for 4 damage.
Handsome Hank makes a UGLY BRUISE for 23 damage.
I think I have his brains on my pants!
Patagonian Pirate is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Patagonian Pirate makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Patagonian Pirate gets ready. he's setting Handsome Hank up. Patagonian Pirate lifts Handsome Hank up across his shoulders, then applies pressure to Handsome Hank's neck and leg, bending him backwards in an Argentine Back Breaker for 4! He's trying to snap him in half!
Handsome Hank is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Handsome Hank makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Handsome Hank presses his body close up against Patagonian Pirate's back and grabs him around the waist, lifting him up and dropping him in a Back Suplex for 8.
Patagonian Pirate makes Wheel Kick for 5 damage.
Handsome Hank lifts Patagonian Pirate up in a fireman's carry... he spins him around and slams him down to the mat for 4, executing a brilliant Airplane spin drop! Patagonian Pirate looks like he is going to puke!
Handsome Hank is sitting up, dazed. Patagonian Pirate takes advantage and flips over Handsome Hank, grabbing his head in the air and violently snapping it forward with a Neck Snap for 4!
My brakes gave out at an intersection last week, and this is actually more exciting!
Handsome Hank breaks Patagonian Pirate's momentum with a Knee to Gut for 2.
Patagonian Pirate makes a stupendous Gut Wrench Suplex for 9 damage.
I think I saw his spit land in the audience because of that hit!
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a Turnbuckle smash.
But Handsome Hank counters for 3 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Handsome Hank makes Wristlock for 6 damage.
In the middle of an exchange of blows Patagonian Pirate quickly counters, capturing Handsome Hank's arm and driving him to the mat. He traps Handsome Hank's arm between his legs, locks his own hands across Handsome Hank's face, and begins to tug and pull back with all his might for 1! This Crossface is locked in tight!
Patagonian Pirate charges Handsome Hank. Handsome Hank coolly slaps his left shoulder with his right hand. Handsome Hank shoves his left arm under Patagonian Pirate's left arm and falls to the mat, pulling his adversary with him in a well-executed Arm Drag Takedown for 2.
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a 2nd Rope splash.
But Handsome Hank counters for 2 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Handsome Hank grabs Patagonian Pirate's arm under his own and steps around behind him. Handsome Hank hooks a leg over Patagonian Pirate's thigh and tightens his grip, placing Patagonian Pirate in a painful Abdominal Stretch for 6.
Handsome Hank charges Patagonian Pirate. Patagonian Pirate coolly slaps his left shoulder with his right hand. Patagonian Pirate shoves his left arm under Handsome Hank's left arm and falls to the mat, pulling his adversary with him in a well-executed Arm Drag Takedown for 3.
I was mugged yesterday, and this is actually more exciting!
Handsome Hank makes a pathetic German Suplex for 1 damage.
Patagonian Pirate laughs in Handsome Hank's face!
Handsome Hank tenaciously traps Patagonian Pirate in a head lock and then points straight ahead. The crowd roars as Handsome Hank runs and leaps with Patagonian Pirate's head in tow! Both wrestlers land on the mat with a crunching thud as Handsome Hank delivers a powerful Bulldog for 2!
Patagonian Pirate is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Patagonian Pirate makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Patagonian Pirate is on the top rope and flies through the air, landing the Flying Elbow Drop for 3. Patagonian Pirate just drove his elbow right into the chest of Handsome Hank!
Handsome Hank advances upon Patagonian Pirate and pushes him off balance, skillfully ending the exchange and sending Patagonian Pirate to the floor with a Back Heel Trip for 1!
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a Walk the Plank.
But Handsome Hank counters for 11 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
This time he is down for good. The Ref Counts:
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Match over : Handsome Hank wins
Handsome Hank Effects
Win LMS +1
Money +1160 $
Fame +6
Exp +5
Consciousness damage 77
Vital Life damage 8
Doctor Level 2
Patagonian Pirate Effects
Lose LMS +1
Money +378 $
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -1 Consciousness
Consciousness damage 126
Vital Life damage 13
Doctor Level 2
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