ChallengeId 5042877
Title Handsome Hank(337910) vs Patagonian Pirate(338044)
AttackerId 337910
DefenderId 338044
Created 2025-03-14 00:40:20
Status Fought
MatchType Single
WinnerId 338044
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AutoHeal: Handsome Hank uses 7 Ap for healing 13 damage
AutoHeal: Patagonian Pirate uses 47 Ap for healing 93 damage
Handsome Hank makes an incredible Snake Eyes for 5 damage.
I'm glad that's not me in there!
Handsome Hank grabs the leg of Patagonian Pirate, rotates arounds and locks in the Figure four leg lock for 2. Will Patagonian Pirate tap out?
Patagonian Pirate slips out of the move.
Handsome Hank makes Pile Driver for 11 damage.
Patagonian Pirate makes Top-rope splash for 4 damage.
Handsome Hank hooks both arms of Patagonian Pirate! He brings him to the mat back first for 1!
Handsome Hank puts Patagonian Pirate into a pin!
1...
2...
but Patagonian Pirate kicks out of it!
Patagonian Pirate makes a pathetic Flying Cross Body for 1 damage.
Handsome Hank laughs in Patagonian Pirate's face!
Patagonian Pirate grabs Handsome Hank's head and falls back, rolling up and hooking Handsome Hank's leg for 1... That's some Small Package!
Patagonian Pirate puts Handsome Hank into a pin!
1...
2...
but Handsome Hank kicks out of it!
Handsome Hank winds up with a closed fist and drives it forward right into Patagonian Pirate's head! A Punch for 1!
Patagonian Pirate climbs to the second rope and waits for Handsome Hank to regain a vertical base. Patagonian Pirate leaps over Handsome Hank, grabbing his head and landing heavily, transferring the shock into a Flying Neckbreaker for 1!
Patagonian Pirate is sent into the ropes... Handsome Hank gets a running start and performs a Drop Kick for 4, sending Patagonian Pirate back staggering!
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a Flip-Over Cover.
But Handsome Hank counters for 1 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Handsome Hank makes an incredible Pile Driver for 16 damage.
Patagonian Pirate lands lifeless on the mat!
Patagonian Pirate makes a pathetic Heel Kick for 2 damage.
My grandmother could have executed that move better!
Handsome Hank makes Tilt-a-Whirl Backbreaker for 9 damage.
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a Abdominal Stretch.
But Handsome Hank counters for 1 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Handsome Hank sits the downed Patagonian Pirate upright, then clamps a hand on either side of Patagonian Pirate's head and begins to apply all the pressure he can muster with a painful Head Vice for 2.
The submission fails.
These two make everyone else pale in comparison to their talent!
Patagonian Pirate charges Handsome Hank and executes a beautiful Spear for 5, nearly impaling him with his shoulder. He went through him like grass through a goose!
Patagonian Pirate is sent into the ropes... Handsome Hank gets a running start and performs a Drop Kick for 6, sending Patagonian Pirate back staggering!
Handsome Hank puts Patagonian Pirate into a pin!
1...
2...
but Patagonian Pirate kicks out of it!
Handsome Hank is sitting up, dazed. Patagonian Pirate takes advantage and flips over Handsome Hank, grabbing his head in the air and violently snapping it forward with a Neck Snap for 1!
Patagonian Pirate grabs Handsome Hank's head and falls back, rolling up and hooking Handsome Hank's leg for 1... That's some Small Package!
Patagonian Pirate puts Handsome Hank into a pin!
1...
2...
but Handsome Hank kicks out of it!
Patagonian Pirate leans prostate in the corner! Handsome Hank walks over and angrily Stomp's a mudhole right into Patagonian Pirate's face and chest for 2!
Patagonian Pirate makes a stupendous Gut Wrench Suplex for 9 damage.
Handsome Hank lands lifeless on the mat!
Patagonian Pirate tosses Handsome Hank out of the ring for 1 damage!
Will he make it back in?
The ref starts the count!
Handsome Hank makes it back to the ring.
In the middle of an exchange of blows Handsome Hank quickly counters, capturing Patagonian Pirate's arm and driving him to the mat. He traps Patagonian Pirate's arm between his legs, locks his own hands across Patagonian Pirate's face, and begins to tug and pull back with all his might for 9! This No Longer Handsome is locked in tight!
The submission fails.
Handsome Hank hooks both arms of Patagonian Pirate! He brings him to the mat back first for 1!
Handsome Hank puts Patagonian Pirate into a pin!
1...
2...
but Patagonian Pirate kicks out of it!
Handsome Hank grabs Patagonian Pirate's ankle and locks in a Ankle Lock for 2. Patagonian Pirate winces in agony!
The submission fails.
I was mugged yesterday, and this is actually more exciting!
Handsome Hank smashes Patagonian Pirate head into the turnbuckle
1!
2!
3!
4!
He's stumbling around like a drunk!
Patagonian Pirate deftly maneuvers himself behind Handsome Hank and locks him into control with an expertly applied Chicken Wing for 3!
The submission fails.
Handsome Hank makes a stupendous Leg Drop for 10 damage.
Wow, he must only suck every other day!
Handsome Hank puts Patagonian Pirate into a pin!
1...
2...
but Patagonian Pirate kicks out of it!
Patagonian Pirate makes a pathetic Flying Headscissors Takedown for 1 damage.
Did I miss something that made that move suck so bad?
Patagonian Pirate has Handsome Hank stunned... What he doing? He's climbing the ropes... he leaps with his hands locked together, hitting Handsome Hank on the head with a Top Rope Axe Handle for 6!
Handsome Hank makes Drop toe hold for 1 damage.
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a Face Lock.
But Handsome Hank counters for 3 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Handsome Hank tries to make a Shoulder Tackle.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 2 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Patagonian Pirate makes Shooting Star Press for 9 damage.
Handsome Hank grabs Patagonian Pirate's arm under his own and steps around behind him. Handsome Hank hooks a leg over Patagonian Pirate's thigh and tightens his grip, placing Patagonian Pirate in a painful Abdominal Stretch for 3.
Patagonian Pirate slips out of the move.
Patagonian Pirate makes Electric Chair for 4 damage.
This is a terrific match so far!
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a Wheel Kick.
But Handsome Hank counters for 1 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Handsome Hank makes Electric Chair for 4 damage.
Patagonian Pirate makes Leg Split for 2 damage.
Patagonian Pirate puts Handsome Hank into a pin!
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2...
3...
The match is over !!!
Match over : Patagonian Pirate wins by pin
Handsome Hank Effects
Lose by pin +1
Money +131 $
Fame +1
Exp +1
Consciousness damage 53
Vital Life damage 6
Doctor Level 2
Patagonian Pirate Effects
Win by pin +1
Money +346 $
Fame +6
Exp +5
Injury -1 Technique
Consciousness damage 97
Vital Life damage 10
Doctor Level 2
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