ChallengeId 5045058
Title TOURNAMENT MATCH: Patagonian Pirate(338044) vs Handsome Hank(337910)
AttackerId 338044
DefenderId 337910
Created 2025-03-28 00:03:09
Status Fought
MatchType Cage
WinnerId 337910
TOURNAMENT MATCH
AutoHeal: Handsome Hank uses 21 Ap for healing 41 damage
Handsome Hank stands behind Patagonian Pirate and grabs his wrists. Handsome Hank kneels down, plants a knee in Patagonian Pirate's back and pulls HARD, executing a Bow and Arrow for 6!
Handsome Hank charges Patagonian Pirate. Patagonian Pirate coolly slaps his left shoulder with his right hand. Patagonian Pirate shoves his left arm under Handsome Hank's left arm and falls to the mat, pulling his adversary with him in a well-executed Arm Drag Takedown for 1.
Handsome Hank holds Patagonian Pirate in a standing front facelock then falls back, slamming Patagonian Pirate's head into the mat for 2. I think he tried to bury him with that DDT!
Patagonian Pirate smashes Handsome Hank head into the turnbuckle
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6!
He's stumbling around like a drunk!
Handsome Hank tenaciously traps Patagonian Pirate in a head lock and then points straight ahead. The crowd roars as Handsome Hank runs and leaps with Patagonian Pirate's head in tow! Both wrestlers land on the mat with a crunching thud as Handsome Hank delivers a powerful Bulldog for 6!
Handsome Hank is down... Patagonian Pirate grabs his foot and flips over, yanking Handsome Hank's leg with him and forcefully extending his hamstring with a malicious Hamstring pull for 6!
Handsome Hank makes an extraordinary Shoulder Block for 7 damage.
I bet his cage is rattled after that one!
Patagonian Pirate wraps his arms around Handsome Hank, lifts him up and hits a Belly to Belly suplex for 6!
Handsome Hank makes a pathetic Tilt-a-Whirl Slam for 1 damage.
My grandmother could have executed that move better!
My house caught fire this morning, and this is actually more exciting!
Patagonian Pirate squats down over a prone Handsome Hank and hooks his elbows over his knees. Patagonian Pirate locks his hands under Handsome Hank's chin, sits, and pulls back with ferocity, inflicting a painful Camel Clutch for 6.
Handsome Hank delivers a flesh-rending Chop across Patagonian Pirate's chest for 2! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
Patagonian Pirate climbs to the second rope and waits for Handsome Hank to regain a vertical base. Patagonian Pirate leaps over Handsome Hank, grabbing his head and landing heavily, transferring the shock into a Flying Neckbreaker for 1!
Handsome Hank deftly maneuvers himself behind Patagonian Pirate and locks him into control with an expertly applied Chicken Wing for 3!
Patagonian Pirate makes Pile Driver for 8 damage.
Patagonian Pirate deftly maneuvers himself behind Handsome Hank and locks him into control with an expertly applied Chicken Wing for 6!
Patagonian Pirate is helpless on the mat! Handsome Hank positions himself at Patagonian Pirate's head and pulls him into a sitting position, resting against Handsome Hank's knee. Handsome Hank wraps his arm around his opponent's chin and begins to pull back HARD, executing a tendon-tearing Chin lock for 2!
Patagonian Pirate makes Wheel Kick for 5 damage.
Handsome Hank makes a stupendous Front Powerslam for 10 damage.
That was the prettiest thing I've ever seen!
I stared at the sun for WAY to long, and this is actually more exciting!
Patagonian Pirate makes German Suplex for 2 damage.
Handsome Hank makes an extraordinary Full Nelson Slam for 9 damage.
Holy crap, I bet they heard that hit all the way in China!
Patagonian Pirate delivers a flesh-rending CUTLASS across Handsome Hank's chest for 15! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
Handsome Hank makes a stupendous Leg Drop for 10 damage.
You saw it here folks!
Patagonian Pirate makes Elbow drop for 2 damage.
Handsome Hank grabs the arm of Patagonian Pirate and drops it over his shoulder for 3.
Patagonian Pirate makes a stupendous Irish Whip into the corner for 1 damage.
Patagonian Pirate tries to get out of the cage!
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but Handsome Hank stops him!
Handsome Hank makes an extraordinary Unprettiest for 23 damage.
Patagonian Pirate was thrown around like a dog's chew-toy!
Handsome Hank makes Full Nelson Slam for 3 damage.
Handsome Hank tries to get out of the cage!
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but Patagonian Pirate stops him!
Handsome Hank makes a stupendous Kick for 3 damage.
Patagonian Pirate is on the top rope and flies through the air, landing the Flying Elbow Drop for 10. Patagonian Pirate just drove his elbow right into the chest of Handsome Hank!
Patagonian Pirate grabs the arm of Handsome Hank and drops it over his shoulder for 1.
Handsome Hank makes Elbow drop for 3 damage.
Handsome Hank makes Head scissors for 4 damage.
Patagonian Pirate climbs to the second rope and waits for Handsome Hank to regain a vertical base. Patagonian Pirate leaps over Handsome Hank, grabbing his head and landing heavily, transferring the shock into a Flying Neckbreaker for 14!
Patagonian Pirate makes a pathetic Hurricanrana for 1 damage.
Handsome Hank is unfazed!
Handsome Hank makes Fallaway Slam for 4 damage.
Into the ropes goes Patagonian Pirate... and he's brought down with a UGLY FACE for 4 from Handsome Hank!
Handsome Hank tries to get out of the cage!
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but Patagonian Pirate stops him!
My house caught fire this morning, and this is actually more exciting!
Patagonian Pirate sneers at the downed Handsome Hank with contempt, then crouches and leaps, executing a Walk the Plank for 11!
Patagonian Pirate follows Handsome Hank as he runs into the ropes and performs a fancy-looking handspring, smashing the rebounding Handsome Hank in the face with a Handspring Elbow for 1 as he comes back to a vertical base!
Handsome Hank grabs Patagonian Pirate's arm under his own and steps around behind him. Handsome Hank hooks a leg over Patagonian Pirate's thigh and tightens his grip, placing Patagonian Pirate in a painful Abdominal Stretch for 2.
Patagonian Pirate makes Face Lock for 1 damage.
Handsome Hank makes Underhook Suplex for 3 damage.
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a Shining Wizard.
But Handsome Hank counters for 6 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Patagonian Pirate tries to get out of the cage!
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but Handsome Hank stops him!
Patagonian Pirate thrusts Handsome Hank's head between his legs! I don't like where this is going... Handsome Hank is lifted into the air and is brought down with a thundering Power Bomb for 7!
Handsome Hank lifts Patagonian Pirate up and brings him crashing down bottom first on his knee. The Atomic Drop hits for a thundering 2! That's his tailbone, ladies and gentlemen!
Handsome Hank presses his body close up against Patagonian Pirate's back and grabs him around the waist, lifting him up and dropping him in a Back Suplex for 1.
Patagonian Pirate makes a pathetic Stall Suplex for 1 damage.
Handsome Hank must be impervious!
Handsome Hank grabs Patagonian Pirate by the throat and slams him down for 23 damage.
Match over : Handsome Hank survives and climbs out of the cage and wins the match
Patagonian Pirate Effects
Lose cage +1
Money +289 $
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -2 Strength
Injury -2 Technique
Injury -1 Aerial
Consciousness damage 142
Vital Life damage 15
Doctor Level 2
Handsome Hank Effects
Win cage +1
Money +891 $
Fame +6
Exp +5
Injury -1 Submission
Injury -1 Consciousness
Consciousness damage 109
Vital Life damage 11
Doctor Level 2
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