ChallengeId 5045752
Title TOURNAMENT MATCH: Patagonian Pirate(338044) vs Handsome Hank(337910)
AttackerId 338044
DefenderId 337910
Created 2025-03-30 00:03:09
Status Fought
MatchType LMS
WinnerId 338044
TOURNAMENT MATCH
AutoHeal: Patagonian Pirate uses 38 Ap for healing 75 damage
AutoHeal: Handsome Hank uses 54 Ap for healing 108 damage
Patagonian Pirate tenaciously traps Handsome Hank in a head lock and then points straight ahead. The crowd roars as Patagonian Pirate runs and leaps with Handsome Hank's head in tow! Both wrestlers land on the mat with a crunching thud as Patagonian Pirate delivers a powerful Bulldog for 7!
Handsome Hank makes Forearm Smash for 1 damage.
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a Flip-Over Cover.
But Handsome Hank counters for 1 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Handsome Hank smashes Patagonian Pirate head into the turnbuckle
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He's stumbling around like a drunk!
Patagonian Pirate makes Kick for 2 damage.
Handsome Hank charges Patagonian Pirate and executes a beautiful Spear for 5, nearly impaling him with his shoulder. He went through him like grass through a goose!
Patagonian Pirate makes an incredible Head Butt for 6 damage.
Handsome Hank was thrown around like a dog's chew-toy!
Patagonian Pirate follows Handsome Hank as he runs into the ropes and performs a fancy-looking handspring, smashing the rebounding Handsome Hank in the face with a Handspring Elbow for 5 as he comes back to a vertical base!
Patagonian Pirate is sent into the ropes... Handsome Hank gets a running start and performs a Drop Kick for 8, sending Patagonian Pirate back staggering!
This is a terrific match so far!
Handsome Hank makes a pathetic Vertical Suplex for 2 damage.
Handsome Hank is really sucking tonight.
Handsome Hank makes Shoulder Thrust for 2 damage.
Handsome Hank is down... Patagonian Pirate climbs the ropes and leaps with his arms out to the side and buries his head into Handsome Hank's chest with a Queen Annes Revenge for 16!
Handsome Hank makes HANDSOME SPLASH for 7 damage.
Patagonian Pirate is sitting up, dazed. Handsome Hank takes advantage and flips over Patagonian Pirate, grabbing his head in the air and violently snapping it forward with a Neck Snap for 10!
Patagonian Pirate holds Handsome Hank in a standing front facelock then falls back, slamming Handsome Hank's head into the mat for 8. I think he tried to bury him with that DDT!
Handsome Hank deftly sidesteps Patagonian Pirate's attack, moves behind him and locks in a Full Nelson for 4!
With an impressive show of 'roid rage induced strength, Handsome Hank presses Patagonian Pirate above his head, then performs a Gorilla Press for 4, simply letting Patagonian Pirate drop right to the ground.
Patagonian Pirate follows Handsome Hank as he runs into the ropes and performs a fancy-looking handspring, smashing the rebounding Handsome Hank in the face with a Handspring Elbow for 11 as he comes back to a vertical base!
Handsome Hank captures Patagonian Pirate's leg. Patagonian Pirate hops about and pleads for mercy, but Handsome Hank grins maliciously and nods his head. Handsome Hank then torques Patagonian Pirate's ankle and brings him to the ground with a Dragon Leg Screw for 1!
Patagonian Pirate is lying supine... Handsome Hank capitalizes and grabs Patagonian Pirate's ankles and hooks them, stepping over into a Boston Crab for a painful 8!
Patagonian Pirate winds up with a closed fist and drives it forward right into Handsome Hank's head! A Punch for 1!
Handsome Hank catches Patagonian Pirate off guard and goes for a quick win! He puts him into a Compactor for 1 and the ref begins the count!
Patagonian Pirate makes a stupendous Kick for 3 damage.
Handsome Hank is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Handsome Hank makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Handsome Hank grabs Patagonian Pirate around the waist. Handsome Hank suplexes once.... twice.... three times! There it is folks, a 3 HANDSOME THROWS for 6!
Patagonian Pirate rakes the back of Handsome Hank for 1 damage.
In the middle of an exchange of blows Handsome Hank quickly counters, capturing Patagonian Pirate's arm and driving him to the mat. He traps Patagonian Pirate's arm between his legs, locks his own hands across Patagonian Pirate's face, and begins to tug and pull back with all his might for 8! This No Longer Handsome is locked in tight!
Patagonian Pirate is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Patagonian Pirate makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
My wife gave birth yesterday, and this is actually more exciting!
Patagonian Pirate scoops up Handsome Hank and brings him down to the mat with an authoritative Body Slam for 4!
Handsome Hank makes a Head Vice for 2 damage.
I thought his brains were coming out his ears!
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a Jaw Breaker.
But Handsome Hank counters for 3 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Patagonian Pirate lifts Handsome Hank into a suplex postion and drops Handsome Hank straight on his head with a Brain Buster for 5.
Handsome Hank makes Tilt-a-Whirl Slam for 8 damage.
Patagonian Pirate grabs Handsome Hank's ankle and locks in a Ankle Lock for 1. Handsome Hank winces in agony!
Handsome Hank presses his body close up against Patagonian Pirate's back and grabs him around the waist, lifting him up and dropping him in a Back Suplex for 4.
Patagonian Pirate makes Pile Driver for 3 damage.
Handsome Hank is lying supine... Patagonian Pirate capitalizes and grabs Handsome Hank's ankles and hooks them, stepping over into a Boston Crab for a painful 2!
I stared at the sun for WAY to long, and this is actually more exciting!
Patagonian Pirate makes Stall Suplex for 11 damage.
Handsome Hank thrusts Patagonian Pirate's head between his legs! I don't like where this is going... Patagonian Pirate is lifted into the air and is brought down with a thundering HANK SHANK for 8!
Patagonian Pirate leaps from the top rope towards Handsome Hank, his arm extended. Patagonian Pirate nearly takes off Handsome Hank's head with a Flying Clothesline for 10.
Handsome Hank tries to make a Underhook Suplex.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 2 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Handsome Hank winds up with a closed fist and drives it forward right into Patagonian Pirate's head! A Punch for 2!
Patagonian Pirate is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Patagonian Pirate makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Patagonian Pirate makes Sleeper hold for 5 damage.
Handsome Hank is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Handsome Hank makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Handsome Hank deftly maneuvers himself behind Patagonian Pirate and locks him into control with an expertly applied Chicken Wing for 6!
Handsome Hank makes Stall Suplex for 4 damage.
Patagonian Pirate makes Leg Breaker for 7 damage.
Handsome Hank arrogantly sets up Patagonian Pirate in a standing headscissors and takes his time to survey the crowd's reaction. He then leans forward and mightily flips and heaves Patagonian Pirate onto his shoulder and finally raises him high into the air with arms outstretched. After a slight pause, Handsome Hank hatefully spikes Patagonian Pirate into the mat with a Crucifix Powerbomb for a bone-crunching 10!
Patagonian Pirate bounces off the ropes, and flips over Handsome Hank, grabbing the waist and pulling him over with a Sunset Flip for 1!
Patagonian Pirate makes Tilt-a-Whirl Backbreaker for 9 damage.
Patagonian Pirate scoops up Handsome Hank and brings him down to the mat with an authoritative Body Slam for 6!
This time he is down for good. The Ref Counts:
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Match over : Patagonian Pirate wins
Patagonian Pirate Effects
Win LMS +1
Money +1093 $
Fame +6
Exp +5
Injury -1 Submission
Consciousness damage 117
Vital Life damage 12
Doctor Level 2
Handsome Hank Effects
Lose LMS +1
Money +360 $
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -1 Strength
Injury -1 Submission
Injury -2 Aerial
Injury -2 Consciousness
Consciousness damage 126
Vital Life damage 13
Doctor Level 2
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