ChallengeId 5045894
Title TOURNAMENT MATCH: Handsome Hank(337910) vs Patagonian Pirate(338044)
AttackerId 337910
DefenderId 338044
Created 2025-03-31 00:03:09
Status Fought
MatchType Ladder
WinnerId 338044
TOURNAMENT MATCH
AutoHeal: Handsome Hank uses 63 Ap for healing 126 damage
AutoHeal: Patagonian Pirate uses 19 Ap for healing 37 damage
Round and round Patagonian Pirate goes, I think his fist just broke Handsome Hank's nose! The Shoulder Tackle hits for 3!
Handsome Hank makes Pumphandle Suplex for 7 damage.
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a German Suplex.
But Handsome Hank counters for 3 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Patagonian Pirate squeezes the life out of Handsome Hank with a Bear Hug for 2!
Handsome Hank makes a pathetic Snake Eyes for 1 damage.
Patagonian Pirate laughs in Handsome Hank's face!
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a Moonsault.
But Handsome Hank counters for 3 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Patagonian Pirate makes a pathetic Fallaway Slam for 2 damage.
Well that hardly accomplished anything.
Handsome Hank waves his hands in a slightly menacing and vaguely martial arts fashion, then does a sidestep and drives a Thrust Kick into Patagonian Pirate's face for 1!
Handsome Hank makes Handsome but deadly for 9 damage.
Handsome Hank makes Wristlock for 2 damage.
Handsome Hank charges Patagonian Pirate and executes a beautiful Spear for 7, nearly impaling him with his shoulder. He went through him like grass through a goose!
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a Front Suplex.
But Handsome Hank counters for 1 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Handsome Hank waves his hands in a slightly menacing and vaguely martial arts fashion, then does a sidestep and drives a Thrust Kick into Patagonian Pirate's face for 1!
Handsome Hank delivers a flesh-rending Chop across Patagonian Pirate's chest for 1! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
Handsome Hank smashes Patagonian Pirate head into the turnbuckle
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He's stumbling around like a drunk!
Patagonian Pirate makes Hanging Fallaway Suplex for 2 damage.
After absorbing some tremendous blows Patagonian Pirate is left groggy, allowing Handsome Hank to easily slip behind him and lock in an excruciating Cobra Clutch for 2!
Patagonian Pirate grabs Handsome Hank's ankle and locks in a Ankle Lock for 1. Handsome Hank winces in agony!
I was in a bathroom brawl once, and this is actually more exciting!
Patagonian Pirate makes Face Lock for 2 damage.
Oh MY! I can't believe it!
Patagonian Pirate is climbing up to the top rope dragging Handsome Hank!
Is he? He is!
He's going to do a X MARK.
Patagonian Pirate lifts him up!
They go flying down to the canvas for 23!
Patagonian Pirate thrusts Handsome Hank's head between his legs! I don't like where this is going... Handsome Hank is lifted into the air and is brought down with a thundering Power Bomb for 2!
Patagonian Pirate scoops up Handsome Hank and brings him down to the mat with an authoritative Body Slam for 6!
Handsome Hank makes a pathetic Stall Suplex for 3 damage.
Well that hardly accomplished anything.
Patagonian Pirate makes Tilt-a-Whirl Slam for 3 damage.
Patagonian Pirate tries to raise the ladder!
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but Handsome Hank stops him!
Patagonian Pirate smashes Handsome Hank head into the turnbuckle
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He's stumbling around like a drunk!
Handsome Hank never should have stepped into the ring with this guy.
Patagonian Pirate holds Handsome Hank in a standing front facelock then falls back, slamming Handsome Hank's head into the mat for 9. I think he tried to bury him with that DDT!
Patagonian Pirate stands behind Handsome Hank and grabs his wrists. Patagonian Pirate kneels down, plants a knee in Handsome Hank's back and pulls HARD, executing a Bow and Arrow for 7!
Handsome Hank makes Forearm Smash for 3 damage.
Handsome Hank tries to raise the ladder!
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but Patagonian Pirate stops him!
Handsome Hank throws Patagonian Pirate toward the ropes with a hard Irish Whip! Handsome Hank tries to leap over Patagonian Pirate but is caught by surprise with a lightning-fast Skull and Crossbones for 16!
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a 2nd Rope splash.
But Handsome Hank counters for 4 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
In the middle of an exchange of blows Handsome Hank quickly counters, capturing Patagonian Pirate's arm and driving him to the mat. He traps Patagonian Pirate's arm between his legs, locks his own hands across Patagonian Pirate's face, and begins to tug and pull back with all his might for 3! This No Longer Handsome is locked in tight!
Patagonian Pirate makes Head Lock for 4 damage.
Patagonian Pirate makes Flipping Face Slam for 8 damage.
Handsome Hank advances upon Patagonian Pirate and pushes him off balance, skillfully ending the exchange and sending Patagonian Pirate to the floor with a Back Heel Trip for 1!
This is a terrific match so far!
With an impressive show of 'roid rage induced strength, Handsome Hank presses Patagonian Pirate above his head, then performs a Gorilla Press for 10, simply letting Patagonian Pirate drop right to the ground.
Handsome Hank tries to make a Tilt-a-Whirl Slam.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 4 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Handsome Hank makes Shoulder Thrust for 2 damage.
Patagonian Pirate makes a stupendous Knee Drop for 6 damage.
I'm glad that's not me in there!
Handsome Hank scoops up Patagonian Pirate and brings him down to the mat with an authoritative Body Slam for 6!
Handsome Hank tries to raise the ladder!
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but Patagonian Pirate stops him!
Round and round Patagonian Pirate goes, I think his fist just broke Handsome Hank's nose! The Shoulder Tackle hits for 3!
Patagonian Pirate tries to raise the ladder!
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but Handsome Hank stops him!
Handsome Hank makes Stall Suplex for 5 damage.
Patagonian Pirate executes a crushing Bear Hug for 8! If this continues any longer, Handsome Hank could suffer some serious kidney damage!
After absorbing some tremendous blows Patagonian Pirate is left groggy, allowing Handsome Hank to easily slip behind him and lock in an excruciating Cobra Clutch for 6!
Patagonian Pirate makes Splash for 2 damage.
I stared at the sun for WAY to long, and this is actually more exciting!
Handsome Hank makes a stupendous Flip-Over Cover for 1 damage.
Oh MY! I can't believe it!
Patagonian Pirate is climbing up to the top rope dragging Handsome Hank!
Is he? He is!
He's going to do a X MARK.
Patagonian Pirate lifts him up!
They go flying down to the canvas for 32!
Match over : Patagonian Pirate sets up the ladder and reaches the suitcase
Handsome Hank Effects
Lose ladder +1
Money +175 $
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -1 Strength
Injury -1 Submission
Consciousness damage 148
Vital Life damage 15
Doctor Level 2
Patagonian Pirate Effects
Win ladder +1
Money +533 $
Fame +6
Exp +5
Consciousness damage 86
Vital Life damage 9
Doctor Level 2
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