ChallengeId 5046366
Title Handsome Hank(337910) vs Patagonian Pirate(338044)
AttackerId 337910
DefenderId 338044
Created 2025-04-02 00:25:09
Status Fought
MatchType Single
WinnerId 338044
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Handsome Hank makes Shoulder Block for 3 damage.
Patagonian Pirate makes a pathetic Elbow drop for 1 damage.
Did I miss something that made that move suck so bad?
Handsome Hank makes Gut Buster for 8 damage.
Handsome Hank is lifted up and is brought down back first onto Patagonian Pirate's knee for a devastating KEEL HAUL, hitting for 1!
Handsome Hank tries to make a Ankle Lock.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 4 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a Elbow drop.
But Handsome Hank counters for 1 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Round and round Handsome Hank goes, I think his fist just broke Patagonian Pirate's nose! The Shoulder Tackle hits for 3!
Patagonian Pirate makes Fallaway Slam for 6 damage.
Handsome Hank makes an extraordinary Fallaway Slam for 13 damage.
I bet his cage is rattled after that one!
Patagonian Pirate makes a stupendous Shoulder Thrust for 3 damage.
Wow, I think someone needs to restart my heart!
Handsome Hank makes Knee Breaker for 6 damage.
Handsome Hank is down... Patagonian Pirate climbs the ropes and leaps with his arms out to the side and buries his head into Handsome Hank's chest with a Queen Annes Revenge for 5!
Handsome Hank smashes Patagonian Pirate head into the turnbuckle
1!
2!
3!
4!
He's stumbling around like a drunk!
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a Fallaway Slam.
But Handsome Hank counters for 4 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Patagonian Pirate looks a bit groggy. Handsome Hank waits behind him, then quickly sticks his arms under Patagonian Pirate's arms and locks his hands behind Patagonian Pirate's head, cinching in a Full Nelson for 3!
The submission fails.
Handsome Hank puts Patagonian Pirate into a pin!
1...
2...
but Patagonian Pirate kicks out of it!
Handsome Hank grabs Patagonian Pirate from behind, lifts him high, and delivers a crunching Atomic Drop for 2. Patagonian Pirate walks about gingerly while gently holding his bruised rump!
Handsome Hank is down... Patagonian Pirate climbs the ropes and leaps with his arms out to the side and buries his head into Handsome Hank's chest with a Queen Annes Revenge for 20!
In the middle of an exchange of blows Handsome Hank quickly counters, capturing Patagonian Pirate's arm and driving him to the mat. He traps Patagonian Pirate's arm between his legs, locks his own hands across Patagonian Pirate's face, and begins to tug and pull back with all his might for 7! This No Longer Handsome is locked in tight!
The submission fails.
Handsome Hank makes Head scissors for 5 damage.
The submission fails.
Handsome Hank holds Patagonian Pirate in a standing front facelock then falls back, slamming Patagonian Pirate's head into the mat for 5. I think he tried to bury him with that DDT!
After absorbing some tremendous blows Handsome Hank is left groggy, allowing Patagonian Pirate to easily slip behind him and lock in an excruciating Cobra Clutch for 1!
Handsome Hank slips out of the move.
Handsome Hank breaks Patagonian Pirate's momentum with a Knee to Gut for 1.
With an impressive show of 'roid rage induced strength, Patagonian Pirate presses Handsome Hank above his head, then performs a Gorilla Press for 8, simply letting Handsome Hank drop right to the ground.
Patagonian Pirate puts Handsome Hank into a pin!
1...
2...
but Handsome Hank kicks out of it!
Handsome Hank gets ready. he's setting Patagonian Pirate up. Handsome Hank lifts Patagonian Pirate up across his shoulders, then applies pressure to Patagonian Pirate's neck and leg, bending him backwards in an HANK SHANK for 19! He's trying to snap him in half!
The submission fails.
Patagonian Pirate holds Handsome Hank in a standing front facelock then falls back, slamming Handsome Hank's head into the mat for 4. I think he tried to bury him with that DDT!
After absorbing some tremendous blows Patagonian Pirate is left groggy, allowing Handsome Hank to easily slip behind him and lock in an excruciating Cobra Clutch for 5!
The submission fails.
Patagonian Pirate makes Blackbeard for 13 damage.
Patagonian Pirate puts Handsome Hank into a pin!
1...
2...
but Handsome Hank kicks out of it!
Patagonian Pirate makes Surfboard for 5 damage.
Handsome Hank slips out of the move.
I was mugged yesterday, and this is actually more exciting!
Handsome Hank tries to make a No Longer Handsome.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 7 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Patagonian Pirate makes Spine Buster for 6 damage.
Handsome Hank makes Forearm Smash for 3 damage.
Patagonian Pirate grabs Handsome Hank's arm under his own and steps around behind him. Patagonian Pirate hooks a leg over Handsome Hank's thigh and tightens his grip, placing Handsome Hank in a painful Abdominal Stretch for 1.
Handsome Hank slips out of the move.
Handsome Hank winds up with a closed fist and drives it forward right into Patagonian Pirate's head! A Punch for 2!
Handsome Hank puts Patagonian Pirate into a pin!
1...
2...
but Patagonian Pirate kicks out of it!
Handsome Hank scoops up Patagonian Pirate and brings him down to the mat with an authoritative Body Slam for 7!
Patagonian Pirate grabs Handsome Hank on each side of the head and sticks his own head under Handsome Hank's chin. Patagonian Pirate drops sharply to his knees, smashing Handsome Hank's jaw. What a Jaw Breaker for 3!
Handsome Hank makes Full Nelson Slam for 4 damage.
Patagonian Pirate arrogantly sets up Handsome Hank in a standing headscissors and takes his time to survey the crowd's reaction. He then leans forward and mightily flips and heaves Handsome Hank onto his shoulder and finally raises him high into the air with arms outstretched. After a slight pause, Patagonian Pirate hatefully spikes Handsome Hank into the mat with a Crucifix Powerbomb for a bone-crunching 2!
Patagonian Pirate puts Handsome Hank into a pin!
1...
2...
but Handsome Hank kicks out of it!
Patagonian Pirate makes Flying shoulder block for 8 damage.
My brakes gave out at an intersection last week, and this is actually more exciting!
Patagonian Pirate makes a stupendous Face Lock for 5 damage.
The submission fails.
Handsome Hank grabs Patagonian Pirate by the wrist and ducks underneath it, giving it a good, solid twist and locking in a Arm Bar for 3.
The submission fails.
Handsome Hank balls his fist and hits Patagonian Pirate right in the gut, making a Punch for 1.
Patagonian Pirate makes Wheel Kick for 5 damage.
Handsome Hank makes a stupendous Snake Eyes for 6 damage.
Wow, he must only suck every other day!
Patagonian Pirate makes a stupendous Irish Whip into the corner for 1 damage.
Handsome Hank holds Patagonian Pirate in a standing front facelock then falls back, slamming Patagonian Pirate's head into the mat for 9. I think he tried to bury him with that DDT!
Patagonian Pirate makes a pathetic Fallaway Slam for 1 damage.
Handsome Hank is unfazed!
Patagonian Pirate puts Handsome Hank into a pin!
1...
2...
but Handsome Hank kicks out of it!
Handsome Hank tries to make a Punch.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 1 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Patagonian Pirate sneers at the downed Handsome Hank with contempt, then crouches and leaps, executing a Walk the Plank for 20!
Match over : Patagonian Pirate wins by knockout
Handsome Hank Effects
Lose by knockout +1
Money +122 $
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -2 Technique
Injury -2 Aerial
Consciousness damage 131
Vital Life damage 14
Doctor Level 2
Patagonian Pirate Effects
Win by knockout +1
Money +355 $
Fame +6
Exp +5
Injury -1 Submission
Consciousness damage 122
Vital Life damage 13
Doctor Level 2
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