ChallengeId 5047059
Title TITLE MATCH: Handsome Hank(337910) vs Patagonian Pirate(338044)
AttackerId 337910
DefenderId 338044
Created 2025-04-05 00:03:08
Status Fought
MatchType LMS
WinnerId 337910
TITLE MATCH
AutoHeal: Handsome Hank uses 37 Ap for healing 73 damage
AutoHeal: Patagonian Pirate uses 68 Ap for healing 135 damage
Handsome Hank hooks Patagonian Pirate's arms behind his back and looks to the crowd. Handsome Hank is going to attempt a Tiger Driver and Patagonian Pirate appears helpless... Handsome Hank lifts him upside-down and drops him head first to the mat for 1!
Patagonian Pirate makes Sleeper hold for 3 damage.
Handsome Hank makes Front Suplex for 10 damage.
In the middle of an exchange of blows Patagonian Pirate quickly counters, capturing Handsome Hank's arm and driving him to the mat. He traps Handsome Hank's arm between his legs, locks his own hands across Handsome Hank's face, and begins to tug and pull back with all his might for 2! This Crossface is locked in tight!
Patagonian Pirate lifts Handsome Hank into a suplex postion and drops Handsome Hank straight on his head with a Brain Buster for 9.
Handsome Hank captures a dazed Patagonian Pirate into a front face lock and hooks his leg. Patagonian Pirate is lifted up and over and collides with the mat hard for 3, while Handsome Hank maintains his grip and bridges his back for the pin! What an amazing Cradle Suplex!
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a Knee Breaker.
But Handsome Hank counters for 3 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Handsome Hank sends Patagonian Pirate into the ropes... Handsome Hank bends down and lifts Patagonian Pirate up and over to land hard on his back for 3.
Patagonian Pirate grabs the leg of Handsome Hank, rotates arounds and locks in the Figure four leg lock for 6. Will Handsome Hank tap out?
I was in a nursing home brawl once, and this is actually more exciting!
Patagonian Pirate makes an extraordinary Flipping Face Slam for 10 damage.
Handsome Hank is left twitching on the mat!
Handsome Hank grabs Patagonian Pirate's ankle and locks in a Ankle Lock for 3. Patagonian Pirate winces in agony!
Patagonian Pirate latches on to Handsome Hank with a bite for 1! Is he trying to draw blood?
Patagonian Pirate is lying on the ropes trying to catch his breath... OH MY! Handsome Hank grabs the back of Patagonian Pirate's head and jumps to the arena floor, clotheslining Patagonian Pirate on the top rope with a sneaky Ring Rope Clothesline Snap for 5!
Patagonian Pirate makes an extraordinary Flying shoulder block for 10 damage.
Handsome Hank is gasping for air like a dying fish!
Patagonian Pirate makes Senton Splash for 4 damage.
Handsome Hank is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Handsome Hank makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Handsome Hank makes a stupendous Surfboard for 9 damage.
Patagonian Pirate was thrown around like a dog's chew-toy!
Patagonian Pirate winds up with a closed fist and drives it forward right into Handsome Hank's head! A Punch for 1!
Handsome Hank charges Patagonian Pirate and executes a beautiful Spear for 13, nearly impaling him with his shoulder. He went through him like grass through a goose!
Patagonian Pirate smashes Handsome Hank head into the turnbuckle
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He's stumbling around like a drunk!
My wife gave birth yesterday, and this is actually more exciting!
Handsome Hank lifts Patagonian Pirate up and brings him crashing down bottom first on his knee. The Atomic Drop hits for a thundering 2! That's his tailbone, ladies and gentlemen!
Patagonian Pirate is lying on the ropes trying to catch his breath... OH MY! Handsome Hank grabs the back of Patagonian Pirate's head and jumps to the arena floor, clotheslining Patagonian Pirate on the top rope with a sneaky Ring Rope Clothesline Snap for 11!
Patagonian Pirate makes an extraordinary Wheel Kick for 6 damage.
Forget anything bad I ever said about this guy!
Handsome Hank summons all of his strength and lifts Patagonian Pirate high into the air by his throat! Handsome Hank then brings Patagonian Pirate crashing down to the mat for a devastating Hank Plant for 6!
Patagonian Pirate gets ready. he's setting Handsome Hank up. Patagonian Pirate lifts Handsome Hank up across his shoulders, then applies pressure to Handsome Hank's neck and leg, bending him backwards in an Argentine Back Breaker for 5! He's trying to snap him in half!
Handsome Hank makes a stupendous Head Lock for 8 damage.
Patagonian Pirate is gasping for air like a dying fish!
Patagonian Pirate makes Head scissors for 2 damage.
Handsome Hank makes a stupendous Snap Suplex for 6 damage.
That was the prettiest thing I've ever seen!
Patagonian Pirate is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Patagonian Pirate makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Patagonian Pirate makes Head scissors for 5 damage.
Handsome Hank is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Handsome Hank makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Patagonian Pirate is sitting up, dazed. Handsome Hank takes advantage and flips over Patagonian Pirate, grabbing his head in the air and violently snapping it forward with a Neck Snap for 12!
Patagonian Pirate makes Head Butt for 2 damage.
These two make everyone else pale in comparison to their talent!
Patagonian Pirate gets ready. he's setting Handsome Hank up. Patagonian Pirate lifts Handsome Hank up across his shoulders, then applies pressure to Handsome Hank's neck and leg, bending him backwards in an Argentine Back Breaker for 1! He's trying to snap him in half!
Handsome Hank leaps mightily into the air and performs a Drop Kick, connecting right in the middle of Patagonian Pirate's chest for 8.
Patagonian Pirate makes a stupendous Top-rope splash for 15 damage.
Handsome Hank was thrown around like a dog's chew-toy!
Oh MY! I can't believe it!
Patagonian Pirate is climbing up to the top rope dragging Handsome Hank!
Is he? He is!
He's going to do a X MARK.
Patagonian Pirate lifts him up!
They go flying down to the canvas for 9!
Handsome Hank grabs Patagonian Pirate's ankle and locks in a Ankle Lock for 6. Patagonian Pirate winces in agony!
Patagonian Pirate performs a backflip off the top rope and does a Moonsault for 12, causing Handsome Hank to writhe in pain on the mat! You'd be in pain, too, if you just had your moon salted!
Handsome Hank makes Pumphandle Suplex for 8 damage.
Patagonian Pirate grabs the leg of Handsome Hank, rotates arounds and locks in the Figure four leg lock for 4. Will Handsome Hank tap out?
Handsome Hank makes Shoulder Thrust for 1 damage.
Patagonian Pirate is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Patagonian Pirate makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Patagonian Pirate makes Flying Spin kick for 6 damage.
Wow, I think someone needs to restart my heart!
Patagonian Pirate makes Kick for 2 damage.
Handsome Hank makes Pumphandle Slam for 5 damage.
Patagonian Pirate makes an incredible German Suplex for 5 damage.
That was the prettiest thing I've ever seen!
Handsome Hank makes an incredible Head scissors for 7 damage.
Patagonian Pirate is left twitching on the mat!
This time he is down for good. The Ref Counts:
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Match over : Handsome Hank wins
Handsome Hank Effects
Win LMS +1
Money +1061 $
Fame +6
Exp +5
Consciousness damage 122
Vital Life damage 13
Doctor Level 2
Patagonian Pirate Effects
Lose LMS +1
Money +352 $
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -1 Technique
Injury -2 Consciousness
Consciousness damage 130
Vital Life damage 14
Doctor Level 2
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