ChallengeId 5047613
Title TOURNAMENT MATCH: Patagonian Pirate(338044) vs Handsome Hank(337910)
AttackerId 338044
DefenderId 337910
Created 2025-04-09 00:03:10
Status Fought
MatchType Table
WinnerId 337910
TOURNAMENT MATCH
AutoHeal: Handsome Hank uses 64 Ap for healing 127 damage
Patagonian Pirate makes an incredible Face Lock for 4 damage.
Handsome Hank makes HANDSOME SPLASH for 13 damage.
Handsome Hank makes a Bite for 1 damage.
He's chewing on him like his life depended on it!
Patagonian Pirate squeezes the life out of Handsome Hank with a Bear Hug for 10!
Handsome Hank makes Surfboard for 3 damage.
Patagonian Pirate catches Handsome Hank off guard and goes for a quick win! He puts him into a Compactor for 1 and the ref begins the count!
After absorbing some tremendous blows Patagonian Pirate is left groggy, allowing Handsome Hank to easily slip behind him and lock in an excruciating Cobra Clutch for 7!
Handsome Hank makes Front Powerslam for 5 damage.
Patagonian Pirate makes a stupendous Snake Eyes for 6 damage.
Handsome Hank is left twitching on the mat!
Handsome Hank tries to make a Snap Suplex.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 1 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
I was mugged yesterday, and this is actually more exciting!
Handsome Hank makes Leg Drop for 3 damage.
Handsome Hank hooks both arms of Patagonian Pirate! He brings him to the mat back first for 1!
Handsome Hank tries to make a Small Package.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 1 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Patagonian Pirate climbs to the second rope and waits for Handsome Hank to regain a vertical base. Patagonian Pirate leaps over Handsome Hank, grabbing his head and landing heavily, transferring the shock into a Flying Neckbreaker for 15!
Handsome Hank delivers a flesh-rending Chop across Patagonian Pirate's chest for 1! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
Handsome Hank is sent hurtling toward the ropes with an Irish Whip! A waiting and eager Patagonian Pirate is waiting on his return trip with a hellacious Skull and Crossbones for 2!
Handsome Hank makes Tilt-a-Whirl Slam for 9 damage.
Patagonian Pirate squats down over a prone Handsome Hank and hooks his elbows over his knees. Patagonian Pirate locks his hands under Handsome Hank's chin, sits, and pulls back with ferocity, inflicting a painful Camel Clutch for 5.
Patagonian Pirate makes Head Lock for 4 damage.
Handsome Hank sits the downed Patagonian Pirate upright, then clamps a hand on either side of Patagonian Pirate's head and begins to apply all the pressure he can muster with a painful Head Vice for 3.
I was in a nursing home brawl once, and this is actually more exciting!
Patagonian Pirate makes Stall Suplex for 4 damage.
Handsome Hank makes a pathetic Stall Suplex for 2 damage.
Handsome Hank is really sucking tonight.
Patagonian Pirate makes a stupendous Underhook Suplex for 6 damage.
Handsome Hank was thrown around like a dog's chew-toy!
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a Abdominal Stretch.
But Handsome Hank counters for 3 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Handsome Hank breaks Patagonian Pirate's momentum with a Knee to Gut for 2.
Patagonian Pirate rakes the back of Handsome Hank for 1! What does he do, file his nails to make it hurt more?
Handsome Hank makes a pathetic Pile Driver for 2 damage.
Patagonian Pirate laughs in Handsome Hank's face!
Handsome Hank makes a UGLY BRUISE for 20 damage.
I think I have his brains on my pants!
Handsome Hank is setting up the table. He is dragging Patagonian Pirate up onto it. He is going for it, he is gonna try to slam him through the table. But Patagonian Pirate breaks it up.
Patagonian Pirate climbs on the second turnbuckle, and leaps towards Handsome Hank connecting with a 2nd Rope splash for 7!
Handsome Hank waves his hands in a slightly menacing and vaguely martial arts fashion, then does a sidestep and drives a Thrust Kick into Patagonian Pirate's face for 5!
My house caught fire this morning, and this is actually more exciting!
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a DDT.
But Handsome Hank counters for 5 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Patagonian Pirate is setting up the table. He is dragging Handsome Hank up onto it. He is going for it, he is gonna try to slam him through the table. But Handsome Hank breaks it up.
Patagonian Pirate winds up with a closed fist and drives it forward right into Handsome Hank's head! A Punch for 2!
Handsome Hank grabs Patagonian Pirate's head and falls back, rolling up and hooking Patagonian Pirate's leg for 1... That's some Small Package!
Patagonian Pirate makes an incredible Pumphandle Slam for 9 damage.
Handsome Hank is left twitching on the mat!
Handsome Hank tries to make a Crucifix Powerbomb.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 3 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Patagonian Pirate makes Wheel Kick for 3 damage.
Handsome Hank makes HANDSOME SPLASH for 5 damage.
Patagonian Pirate makes a stupendous Wheel Kick for 7 damage.
Handsome Hank is gasping for air like a dying fish!
Handsome Hank makes a pathetic German Suplex for 1 damage.
Patagonian Pirate is unfazed!
With an impressive show of 'roid rage induced strength, Handsome Hank presses Patagonian Pirate above his head, then performs a Gorilla Press for 5, simply letting Patagonian Pirate drop right to the ground.
My house caught fire this morning, and this is actually more exciting!
Patagonian Pirate makes an extraordinary Sidewalk Slam for 9 damage.
Holy crap, I bet they heard that hit all the way in China!
Handsome Hank thrusts Patagonian Pirate's head between his legs! I don't like where this is going... Patagonian Pirate is lifted into the air and is brought down with a thundering HANK SHANK for 15!
Handsome Hank charges Patagonian Pirate. Patagonian Pirate coolly slaps his left shoulder with his right hand. Patagonian Pirate shoves his left arm under Handsome Hank's left arm and falls to the mat, pulling his adversary with him in a well-executed Arm Drag Takedown for 3.
Handsome Hank makes a stupendous Full Nelson Slam for 10 damage.
Patagonian Pirate is gasping for air like a dying fish!
Handsome Hank tries to make a Full Nelson.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 1 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Patagonian Pirate squats down over a prone Handsome Hank and hooks his elbows over his knees. Patagonian Pirate locks his hands under Handsome Hank's chin, sits, and pulls back with ferocity, inflicting a painful Camel Clutch for 6.
Patagonian Pirate is hoisted onto Handsome Hank's shoulders! What's he going to do?!? WHAM! Patagonian Pirate is brought down onto Handsome Hank's knee for a tremendous Canadian Backbreaker for 8!
Match over : Handsome Hank smashes the table and wins
Patagonian Pirate Effects
Lose table +1
Money +227 $
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -1 Submission
Consciousness damage 130
Vital Life damage 14
Doctor Level 2
Handsome Hank Effects
Win table +1
Money +662 $
Fame +6
Exp +5
Injury -1 Consciousness
Consciousness damage 110
Vital Life damage 12
Doctor Level 2
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