ChallengeId 5050142
Title TOURNAMENT MATCH: Patagonian Pirate(338044) vs Handsome Hank(337910)
AttackerId 338044
DefenderId 337910
Created 2025-04-24 00:03:10
Status Fought
MatchType Table
WinnerId 337910
TOURNAMENT MATCH
AutoHeal: Patagonian Pirate uses 62 Ap for healing 123 damage
AutoHeal: Handsome Hank uses 39 Ap for healing 78 damage
Patagonian Pirate wraps his arms around Handsome Hank's waist and lower back and begins to squeeze executing a Bear Hug for 6. Handsome Hank is gasping for air!
Into the ropes goes Patagonian Pirate... and he's brought down with a UGLY FACE for 13 from Handsome Hank!
Handsome Hank makes an incredible HANDSOME SPLASH for 21 damage.
Patagonian Pirate is gasping for air like a dying fish!
With an impressive show of 'roid rage induced strength, Patagonian Pirate presses Handsome Hank above his head, then performs a Gorilla Press for 4, simply letting Handsome Hank drop right to the ground.
Handsome Hank hooks both arms of Patagonian Pirate! He brings him to the mat back first for 1!
Handsome Hank grabs the arm of Patagonian Pirate and drops it over his shoulder for 6.
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a Abdominal Stretch.
But Handsome Hank counters for 1 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Handsome Hank makes Pumphandle Slam for 4 damage.
Handsome Hank makes a pathetic HANDSOME SPLASH for 2 damage.
My grandmother could have executed that move better!
I was in a bathroom brawl once, and this is actually more exciting!
Handsome Hank makes Sidewalk Slam for 5 damage.
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a Vertical Suplex.
But Handsome Hank counters for 5 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Handsome Hank holds Patagonian Pirate in a standing front facelock then falls back, slamming Patagonian Pirate's head into the mat for 9. I think he tried to bury him with that DDT!
Patagonian Pirate leaps from the top rope towards Handsome Hank, his arm extended. Patagonian Pirate nearly takes off Handsome Hank's head with a Flying Clothesline for 2.
Patagonian Pirate makes a pathetic Neckbreaker for 2 damage.
Did I miss something that made that move suck so bad?
Patagonian Pirate makes Shoulder Thrust for 1 damage.
Patagonian Pirate grabs Handsome Hank on each side of the head and sticks his own head under Handsome Hank's chin. Patagonian Pirate drops sharply to his knees, smashing Handsome Hank's jaw. What a Jaw Breaker for 1!
Patagonian Pirate bends his arm up next to his head, slaps his elbow twice, then drives it down on the forehead of Handsome Hank for 1! He sure know how to make a Elbow Smash hurt!
Patagonian Pirate makes a pathetic Snap Suplex for 1 damage.
Handsome Hank is unfazed!
Handsome Hank makes a stupendous Pumphandle Suplex for 12 damage.
I think I saw his spit land in the audience because of that hit!
Handsome Hank is setting up the table. He is dragging Patagonian Pirate up onto it. He is going for it, he is gonna try to slam him through the table. But Patagonian Pirate breaks it up.
Handsome Hank makes a pathetic Head Butt for 1 damage.
My grandmother could have executed that move better!
Patagonian Pirate has Handsome Hank stunned... What he doing? He's climbing the ropes... he leaps with his hands locked together, hitting Handsome Hank on the head with a Top Rope Axe Handle for 5!
Handsome Hank tosses Patagonian Pirate for 3 damage!
Patagonian Pirate makes Whisper in wind for 4 damage.
Handsome Hank smashes Patagonian Pirate head into the turnbuckle
1!
2!
3!
4!
He's stumbling around like a drunk!
Patagonian Pirate stands behind Handsome Hank and grabs his wrists. Patagonian Pirate kneels down, plants a knee in Handsome Hank's back and pulls HARD, executing a Bow and Arrow for 1!
Handsome Hank makes Neckbreaker for 9 damage.
I was in a nursing home brawl once, and this is actually more exciting!
Patagonian Pirate wraps his arms around Handsome Hank, lifts him up and hits a Belly to Belly suplex for 3!
Patagonian Pirate bounces off the ropes, and flips over Handsome Hank, grabbing the waist and pulling him over with a Sunset Flip for 1!
Round and round Handsome Hank goes, I think his fist just broke Patagonian Pirate's nose! The Shoulder Tackle hits for 2!
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a Shoulder Block.
But Handsome Hank counters for 2 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Handsome Hank is hoisted onto Patagonian Pirate's shoulders! What's he going to do?!? WHAM! Handsome Hank is brought down onto Patagonian Pirate's knee for a tremendous Canadian Backbreaker for 7!
Patagonian Pirate is setting up the table. He is dragging Handsome Hank up onto it. He is going for it, he is gonna try to slam him through the table. But Handsome Hank breaks it up.
Handsome Hank makes Leg Drop for 3 damage.
Patagonian Pirate makes Kick for 2 damage.
Handsome Hank makes Tilt-a-Whirl Backbreaker for 7 damage.
Patagonian Pirate bounces off the ropes, and flips over Handsome Hank, grabbing the waist and pulling him over with a Sunset Flip for 1!
Handsome Hank makes German Suplex for 4 damage.
Handsome Hank puts Patagonian Pirate ontop of the table. This time he is really going for it. He lifts him up..
SLAM! RIGHT THROUGH THE TABLE.
Match over : Handsome Hank smashes the table and wins
Patagonian Pirate Effects
Lose table +1
Money +198 $
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -1 Strength
Injury -1 Submission
Injury -1 Aerial
Consciousness damage 112
Vital Life damage 12
Doctor Level 2
Handsome Hank Effects
Win table +1
Money +602 $
Fame +6
Exp +5
Consciousness damage 42
Vital Life damage 5
Doctor Level 2
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