ChallengeId 5050148
Title Handsome Hank(337910) vs Patagonian Pirate(338044)
AttackerId 337910
DefenderId 338044
Created 2025-04-24 01:23:49
Status Fought
MatchType Single
WinnerId 338044
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AutoHeal: Handsome Hank uses 37 Ap for healing 73 damage
AutoHeal: Patagonian Pirate uses 37 Ap for healing 74 damage
Handsome Hank tries to make a Chin lock.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 2 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Patagonian Pirate makes Knee Drop for 3 damage.
Round and round Handsome Hank goes, I think his fist just broke Patagonian Pirate's nose! The Shoulder Tackle hits for 2!
Round and round Patagonian Pirate goes, I think his fist just broke Handsome Hank's nose! The Shoulder Tackle hits for 1!
Handsome Hank tries to make a UGLY BRUISE.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 2 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Patagonian Pirate makes Gut Buster for 3 damage.
Handsome Hank presses his body close up against Patagonian Pirate's back and grabs him around the waist, lifting him up and dropping him in a Back Suplex for 3.
Patagonian Pirate tosses Handsome Hank out of the ring for 8 damage!
Will he make it back in?
The ref starts the count!
Handsome Hank makes it back to the ring.
Handsome Hank holds Patagonian Pirate in a standing front facelock then falls back, slamming Patagonian Pirate's head into the mat for 5. I think he tried to bury him with that DDT!
Patagonian Pirate leaps from the top rope towards Handsome Hank, his arm extended. Patagonian Pirate nearly takes off Handsome Hank's head with a Flying Clothesline for 2.
Wow, I think someone needs to restart my heart!
Handsome Hank grabs Patagonian Pirate by the wrist and ducks underneath it, giving it a good, solid twist and locking in a Arm Bar for 6.
The submission fails.
Patagonian Pirate makes Blackbeard for 14 damage.
Patagonian Pirate puts Handsome Hank into a pin!
1...
2...
but Handsome Hank kicks out of it!
Handsome Hank thrusts Patagonian Pirate's head between his legs! I don't like where this is going... Patagonian Pirate is lifted into the air and is brought down with a thundering HANK SPANK for 2!
Patagonian Pirate makes Face Lock for 2 damage.
Handsome Hank slips out of the move.
Patagonian Pirate makes an incredible Shooting Star Press for 15 damage.
I think I saw his spit land in the audience because of that hit!
Patagonian Pirate puts Handsome Hank into a pin!
1...
2...
but Handsome Hank kicks out of it!
Handsome Hank tries to make a Tiger Driver.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 2 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Patagonian Pirate grabs Handsome Hank's feet and spreads his legs apart, looking to the crowd. Handsome Hank is waving his hands and pleading for mercy, knowing what is coming. Feeling sufficiently goaded, Patagonian Pirate cruelly lifts a leg and drops it right into Handsome Hank's crotch, landing a Low Blow Leg Drop for 5!
Handsome Hank makes a stupendous Leg Drop for 10 damage.
Unbelievable!
Handsome Hank tries to make a Wristlock.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 3 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Patagonian Pirate makes Forearm Smash for 3 damage.
I was in a barroom brawl an hour ago, and this is actually more exciting!
Handsome Hank makes Spinning punch for 2 damage.
Patagonian Pirate scoops up Handsome Hank and brings him down to the mat with an authoritative Body Slam for 6!
Handsome Hank makes a pathetic Gut Buster for 1 damage.
Did I miss something that made that move suck so bad?
Handsome Hank makes a pathetic Unprettiest for 3 damage.
Did I miss something that made that move suck so bad?
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a Flying neck snap.
But Handsome Hank counters for 6 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Handsome Hank makes Spinning punch for 2 damage.
Patagonian Pirate makes Leg Breaker for 3 damage.
Handsome Hank makes Vertical Suplex for 7 damage.
Handsome Hank tries to make a Back Slide.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 1 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Handsome Hank puts Patagonian Pirate into a pin!
1...
2...
but Patagonian Pirate kicks out of it!
Patagonian Pirate wraps his arms around Handsome Hank, lifts him up and hits a Belly to Belly suplex for 3!
Handsome Hank hooks Patagonian Pirate's arms behind his back and looks to the crowd. Handsome Hank is going to attempt a Tiger Driver and Patagonian Pirate appears helpless... Handsome Hank lifts him upside-down and drops him head first to the mat for 7!
Patagonian Pirate makes Surfboard for 2 damage.
The submission fails.
Handsome Hank grabs Patagonian Pirate on each side of the head and sticks his own head under Patagonian Pirate's chin. Handsome Hank drops sharply to his knees, smashing Patagonian Pirate's jaw. What a Jaw Breaker for 7!
Patagonian Pirate tenaciously traps Handsome Hank in a head lock and then points straight ahead. The crowd roars as Patagonian Pirate runs and leaps with Handsome Hank's head in tow! Both wrestlers land on the mat with a crunching thud as Patagonian Pirate delivers a powerful Bulldog for 8!
Patagonian Pirate puts Handsome Hank into a pin!
1...
2...
but Handsome Hank kicks out of it!
Handsome Hank makes a pathetic Tilt-a-Whirl Backbreaker for 2 damage.
Did I miss something that made that move suck so bad?
Patagonian Pirate makes an incredible Leg Drop for 7 damage.
Forget anything bad I ever said about this guy!
Patagonian Pirate makes an incredible Pile Driver for 14 damage.
I bet his cage is rattled after that one!
My brakes gave out at an intersection last week, and this is actually more exciting!
Round and round Handsome Hank goes, I think his fist just broke Patagonian Pirate's nose! The Shoulder Tackle hits for 2!
Patagonian Pirate makes Sidewalk Slam for 4 damage.
Handsome Hank makes a pathetic Pumphandle Slam for 1 damage.
Patagonian Pirate laughs in Handsome Hank's face!
Patagonian Pirate stands behind Handsome Hank and grabs his wrists. Patagonian Pirate kneels down, plants a knee in Handsome Hank's back and pulls HARD, executing a Bow and Arrow for 3!
Handsome Hank slips out of the move.
Handsome Hank grabs the arm of Patagonian Pirate and drops it over his shoulder for 6.
Handsome Hank puts Patagonian Pirate into a pin!
1...
2...
but Patagonian Pirate kicks out of it!
Patagonian Pirate makes Front Powerslam for 2 damage.
Patagonian Pirate puts Handsome Hank into a pin!
1...
2...
but Handsome Hank kicks out of it!
Handsome Hank tries to make a Turnbuckle smash.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 1 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Patagonian Pirate grabs the arm of Handsome Hank and drops it over his shoulder for 4.
Handsome Hank smashes Patagonian Pirate head into the turnbuckle
1!
2!
3!
4!
5!
6!
He's stumbling around like a drunk!
Patagonian Pirate grabs Handsome Hank on each side of the head and sticks his own head under Handsome Hank's chin. Patagonian Pirate drops sharply to his knees, smashing Handsome Hank's jaw. What a Jaw Breaker for 3!
My town got attacked by hordes of the undead, and this is actually more exciting!
Handsome Hank makes an extraordinary Head Lock for 7 damage.
Patagonian Pirate was thrown around like a dog's chew-toy!
Patagonian Pirate slips out of the move.
Patagonian Pirate follows Handsome Hank as he runs into the ropes and performs a fancy-looking handspring, smashing the rebounding Handsome Hank in the face with a Handspring Elbow for 2 as he comes back to a vertical base!
Match over : Patagonian Pirate wins by knockout
Handsome Hank Effects
Lose by knockout +1
Money +100 $
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -2 Technique
Injury -1 Aerial
Injury -1 Consciousness
Consciousness damage 128
Vital Life damage 13
Doctor Level 2
Patagonian Pirate Effects
Win by knockout +1
Money +302 $
Fame +6
Exp +5
Consciousness damage 84
Vital Life damage 9
Doctor Level 2
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