ChallengeId 5050149
Title Handsome Hank(337910) vs Patagonian Pirate(338044)
AttackerId 337910
DefenderId 338044
Created 2025-04-24 01:23:58
Status Fought
MatchType Single
WinnerId 337910
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AutoHeal: Handsome Hank uses 64 Ap for healing 128 damage
AutoHeal: Patagonian Pirate uses 8 Ap for healing 16 damage
Handsome Hank makes Full Nelson Slam for 4 damage.
Handsome Hank bends low and grabs Patagonian Pirate's legs. He lifts him up, then kneels down, one knee driving up in between Patagonian Pirate's legs in a spine-compressing Atomic Drop for 1 that leaves Patagonian Pirate hopping up and down. Patagonian Pirate will be singing soprano after that one!
Patagonian Pirate grabs Handsome Hank on each side of the head and sticks his own head under Handsome Hank's chin. Patagonian Pirate drops sharply to his knees, smashing Handsome Hank's jaw. What a Jaw Breaker for 6!
Handsome Hank makes a stupendous Pumphandle Slam for 12 damage.
You saw it here folks!
Patagonian Pirate lifts Handsome Hank into a suplex postion and drops Handsome Hank straight on his head with a Brain Buster for 12.
Handsome Hank makes an extraordinary Pumphandle Slam for 10 damage.
Unbelievable!
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a German Suplex.
But Handsome Hank counters for 1 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Handsome Hank tenaciously traps Patagonian Pirate in a head lock and then points straight ahead. The crowd roars as Handsome Hank runs and leaps with Patagonian Pirate's head in tow! Both wrestlers land on the mat with a crunching thud as Handsome Hank delivers a powerful Bulldog for 11!
Handsome Hank lifts Patagonian Pirate up in a fireman's carry... he spins him around and slams him down to the mat for 3, executing a brilliant Airplane spin drop! Patagonian Pirate looks like he is going to puke!
Patagonian Pirate catches Handsome Hank off guard and goes for a quick win! He puts him into a Compactor for 1 and the ref begins the count!
Patagonian Pirate puts Handsome Hank into a pin!
1...
2...
but Handsome Hank kicks out of it!
I was in a bathroom brawl once, and this is actually more exciting!
Handsome Hank makes Wheel Kick for 6 damage.
Handsome Hank is sent into the ropes... Patagonian Pirate gets a running start and performs a Jolly Roger for 17, sending Handsome Hank back staggering!
Handsome Hank grabs Patagonian Pirate from behind, lifts him high, and delivers a crunching Atomic Drop for 1. Patagonian Pirate walks about gingerly while gently holding his bruised rump!
Handsome Hank puts Patagonian Pirate into a pin!
1...
2...
but Patagonian Pirate kicks out of it!
Patagonian Pirate squats down over a prone Handsome Hank and hooks his elbows over his knees. Patagonian Pirate locks his hands under Handsome Hank's chin, sits, and pulls back with ferocity, inflicting a painful Camel Clutch for 4.
The submission fails.
Patagonian Pirate is on the top rope and flies through the air, landing the Flying Elbow Drop for 1. Patagonian Pirate just drove his elbow right into the chest of Handsome Hank!
Patagonian Pirate puts Handsome Hank into a pin!
1...
2...
but Handsome Hank kicks out of it!
Patagonian Pirate is sitting up, dazed. Handsome Hank takes advantage and flips over Patagonian Pirate, grabbing his head in the air and violently snapping it forward with a Neck Snap for 1!
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a Irish Whip into the corner.
But Handsome Hank counters for 1 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Patagonian Pirate is helpless on the mat! Handsome Hank positions himself at Patagonian Pirate's head and pulls him into a sitting position, resting against Handsome Hank's knee. Handsome Hank wraps his arm around his opponent's chin and begins to pull back HARD, executing a tendon-tearing Chin lock for 2!
Patagonian Pirate slips out of the move.
Handsome Hank arrogantly sets up Patagonian Pirate in a standing headscissors and takes his time to survey the crowd's reaction. He then leans forward and mightily flips and heaves Patagonian Pirate onto his shoulder and finally raises him high into the air with arms outstretched. After a slight pause, Handsome Hank hatefully spikes Patagonian Pirate into the mat with a Crucifix Powerbomb for a bone-crunching 7!
Patagonian Pirate grabs Handsome Hank on each side of the head and sticks his own head under Handsome Hank's chin. Patagonian Pirate drops sharply to his knees, smashing Handsome Hank's jaw. What a Jaw Breaker for 1!
My wife gave birth yesterday, and this is actually more exciting!
Handsome Hank squats down over a prone Patagonian Pirate and hooks his elbows over his knees. Handsome Hank locks his hands under Patagonian Pirate's chin, sits, and pulls back with ferocity, inflicting a painful Camel Clutch for 7.
The submission fails.
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a Neck Snap.
But Handsome Hank counters for 4 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Handsome Hank grabs Patagonian Pirate's head and falls back, rolling up and hooking Patagonian Pirate's leg for 1... That's some Small Package!
Handsome Hank puts Patagonian Pirate into a pin!
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2...
3...
Match over : Handsome Hank wins by pin
Handsome Hank Effects
Win by pin +1
Money +304 $
Fame +6
Exp +5
Consciousness damage 42
Vital Life damage 5
Doctor Level 2
Patagonian Pirate Effects
Lose by pin +1
Money +100 $
Fame +1
Exp +1
Consciousness damage 72
Vital Life damage 8
Doctor Level 2
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