ChallengeId 5051021
Title Dynamite Warrior(304691) vs Patagonian Pirate(338044)
AttackerId 304691
DefenderId 338044
Created 2025-04-28 12:25:20
Status Fought
MatchType LMS
WinnerId 304691
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Dynamite Warrior has 100 hidden fame bonus from being a 1 time Legend !!
With an impressive show of 'roid rage induced strength, Dynamite Warrior presses Patagonian Pirate above his head, then performs a Gorilla Press for 7, simply letting Patagonian Pirate drop right to the ground.
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a Hurricanrana.
But Dynamite Warrior counters for 1 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Dynamite Warrior tosses Patagonian Pirate for 14 damage!
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a 450 Splash.
But Dynamite Warrior counters for 5 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Dynamite Warrior makes a Shining Wizard for 12 damage.
I think I have his brains on my pants!
Patagonian Pirate is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Patagonian Pirate makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Dynamite Warrior is down on the mat behind Patagonian Pirate. Patagonian Pirate crouches down then springs back up executing a backflip and landing a splash on Dynamite Warrior for 4!
Dynamite Warrior makes Flying Spin kick for 5 damage.
Patagonian Pirate quickly leaps onto the second rope of the ring and catapults himself backwards toward Dynamite Warrior!
3 damage
Dynamite Warrior makes a pathetic Head Butt for 1 damage.
Did I miss something that made that move suck so bad?
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a Jaw Breaker.
But Dynamite Warrior counters for 5 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Dynamite Warrior hooks Patagonian Pirate's arms behind his back and looks to the crowd. Dynamite Warrior is going to attempt a Tiger Driver and Patagonian Pirate appears helpless... Dynamite Warrior lifts him upside-down and drops him head first to the mat for 8!
Patagonian Pirate makes an extraordinary Surfboard for 7 damage.
Dynamite Warrior is gasping for air like a dying fish!
Dynamite Warrior tries to make a Flying neck snap.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 3 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a Crucifix Powerbomb.
But Dynamite Warrior counters for 2 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Patagonian Pirate makes a stupendous Head Lock for 7 damage.
I bet his cage is rattled after that one!
Dynamite Warrior stands behind Patagonian Pirate and grabs his wrists. Dynamite Warrior kneels down, plants a knee in Patagonian Pirate's back and pulls HARD, executing a Bow and Arrow for 3!
Dynamite Warrior is down... Patagonian Pirate climbs the ropes and leaps with his arms out to the side and buries his head into Dynamite Warrior's chest with a Queen Annes Revenge for 28!
These two make everyone else pale in comparison to their talent!
Dynamite Warrior makes Gut Buster for 3 damage.
Patagonian Pirate bends his arm up next to his head, slaps his elbow twice, then drives it down on the forehead of Dynamite Warrior for 2! He sure know how to make a Elbow Smash hurt!
Dynamite Warrior lifts Patagonian Pirate into a suplex postion and drops Patagonian Pirate straight on his head with a Brain Buster for 3.
Patagonian Pirate catches Dynamite Warrior off guard and goes for a quick win! He puts him into a Compactor for 1 and the ref begins the count!
Dynamite Warrior grabs Patagonian Pirate's arm under his own and steps around behind him. Dynamite Warrior hooks a leg over Patagonian Pirate's thigh and tightens his grip, placing Patagonian Pirate in a painful Abdominal Stretch for 8.
Patagonian Pirate follows Dynamite Warrior as he runs into the ropes and performs a fancy-looking handspring, smashing the rebounding Dynamite Warrior in the face with a Handspring Elbow for 6 as he comes back to a vertical base!
With an impressive show of 'roid rage induced strength, Dynamite Warrior presses Patagonian Pirate above his head, then performs a Gorilla Press for 7, simply letting Patagonian Pirate drop right to the ground.
Patagonian Pirate grabs Dynamite Warrior around the waist. Patagonian Pirate suplexes once.... twice.... three times! There it is folks, a Rolling Germans for 1!
Dynamite Warrior makes a stupendous Shoulder Thrust for 3 damage.
Patagonian Pirate is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Patagonian Pirate makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Patagonian Pirate makes Flying shoulder block for 7 damage.
My brakes gave out at an intersection last week, and this is actually more exciting!
Dynamite Warrior makes Spinning punch for 2 damage.
Patagonian Pirate makes Snake Eyes for 3 damage.
Patagonian Pirate winds up with a closed fist and drives it forward right into Dynamite Warrior's head! A Punch for 1!
Dynamite Warrior makes a stupendous Sleeper hold for 8 damage.
Did you see the sweat fly?!
Patagonian Pirate gets ready. he's setting Dynamite Warrior up. Patagonian Pirate lifts Dynamite Warrior up across his shoulders, then applies pressure to Dynamite Warrior's neck and leg, bending him backwards in an Argentine Back Breaker for 1! He's trying to snap him in half!
Dynamite Warrior is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Dynamite Warrior makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Dynamite Warrior makes Drop toe hold for 1 damage.
Patagonian Pirate makes Shoulder Block for 4 damage.
Dynamite Warrior makes Gut Buster for 5 damage.
Dynamite Warrior is down... Patagonian Pirate grabs his foot and flips over, yanking Dynamite Warrior's leg with him and forcefully extending his hamstring with a malicious Hamstring pull for 5!
Dynamite Warrior makes an extraordinary Flying shoulder block for 10 damage.
Patagonian Pirate is gasping for air like a dying fish!
Patagonian Pirate makes a pathetic Neckbreaker for 1 damage.
Dynamite Warrior must be impervious!
I was in a barroom brawl an hour ago, and this is actually more exciting!
Dynamite Warrior tries to make a Turnbuckle smash.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 1 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
After absorbing some tremendous blows Dynamite Warrior is left groggy, allowing Patagonian Pirate to easily slip behind him and lock in an excruciating Cobra Clutch for 3!
The referee moves in to make sure that Dynamite Warrior is performing a legal Choke! 1!
Patagonian Pirate is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Patagonian Pirate makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Patagonian Pirate makes Sidewalk Slam for 3 damage.
Dynamite Warrior makes an extraordinary Leg Drop for 8 damage.
Forget anything bad I ever said about this guy!
Dynamite Warrior Slap's Patagonian Pirate across the face for 1! Oh no he didn't!
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a Belly to Belly suplex.
But Dynamite Warrior counters for 2 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Dynamite Warrior looks a bit groggy. Patagonian Pirate waits behind him, then quickly sticks his arms under Dynamite Warrior's arms and locks his hands behind Dynamite Warrior's head, cinching in a Full Nelson for 2!
Dynamite Warrior is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Dynamite Warrior makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Dynamite Warrior bounces off the ropes, and flips over Patagonian Pirate, grabbing the waist and pulling him over with a Sunset Flip for 1!
Dynamite Warrior is down... Patagonian Pirate grabs his foot and flips over, yanking Dynamite Warrior's leg with him and forcefully extending his hamstring with a malicious Hamstring pull for 6!
My house caught fire this morning, and this is actually more exciting!
Dynamite Warrior makes an extraordinary Forearm Smash for 4 damage.
This time he is down for good. The Ref Counts:
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Match over : Dynamite Warrior wins
Dynamite Warrior Effects
Win LMS +1
Money +838 $
Fame +30
Exp +5
Injury -1 Submission
Injury -1 Consciousness
Consciousness damage 99
Vital Life damage 10
Doctor Level 2
Patagonian Pirate Effects
Lose LMS +1
Money +157 $
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -2 Technique
Injury -2 Consciousness
Consciousness damage 130
Vital Life damage 14
Doctor Level 2
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