ChallengeId 5052345
Title TOURNAMENT MATCH: Handsome Hank(337910) vs Patagonian Pirate(338044)
AttackerId 337910
DefenderId 338044
Created 2025-05-07 00:03:07
Status Fought
MatchType Table
WinnerId 338044
TOURNAMENT MATCH
AutoHeal: Handsome Hank uses 39 Ap for healing 77 damage
AutoHeal: Patagonian Pirate uses 51 Ap for healing 101 damage
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a Pumphandle Slam.
But Handsome Hank counters for 5 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Handsome Hank makes a pathetic Fallaway Slam for 1 damage.
My grandmother could have executed that move better!
Patagonian Pirate makes Leg Drop for 3 damage.
Handsome Hank summons all of his strength and lifts Patagonian Pirate high into the air by his throat! Handsome Hank then brings Patagonian Pirate crashing down to the mat for a devastating Hank Plant for 2!
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a Handspring Elbow.
But Handsome Hank counters for 3 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Handsome Hank squats down over a prone Patagonian Pirate and hooks his elbows over his knees. Handsome Hank locks his hands under Patagonian Pirate's chin, sits, and pulls back with ferocity, inflicting a painful Camel Clutch for 4.
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a Neck Snap.
But Handsome Hank counters for 2 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Handsome Hank delivers a flesh-rending Chop across Patagonian Pirate's chest for 1! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a Camel Clutch.
But Handsome Hank counters for 1 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
I stared at the sun for WAY to long, and this is actually more exciting!
Anyone else think Patagonian Pirate was dumb to accept this match?
Handsome Hank wraps his arms around Patagonian Pirate, lifts him up and hits a Belly to Belly suplex for 8!
Handsome Hank makes Stall Suplex for 7 damage.
Patagonian Pirate smashes Handsome Hank head into the turnbuckle
1!
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8!
He's stumbling around like a drunk!
Handsome Hank holds Patagonian Pirate in a standing front facelock then falls back, slamming Patagonian Pirate's head into the mat for 3. I think he tried to bury him with that DDT!
Patagonian Pirate grabs Handsome Hank's arm under his own and steps around behind him. Patagonian Pirate hooks a leg over Handsome Hank's thigh and tightens his grip, placing Handsome Hank in a painful Abdominal Stretch for 2.
Handsome Hank makes an extraordinary Wheel Kick for 7 damage.
Patagonian Pirate is left twitching on the mat!
Handsome Hank gets ready. he's setting Patagonian Pirate up. Handsome Hank lifts Patagonian Pirate up across his shoulders, then applies pressure to Patagonian Pirate's neck and leg, bending him backwards in an HANK SHANK for 11! He's trying to snap him in half!
Handsome Hank bites Patagonian Pirate for 1. Who does he think he is, Mike Tyson?!
Patagonian Pirate bends his arm up next to his head, slaps his elbow twice, then drives it down on the forehead of Handsome Hank for 5! He sure know how to make a Elbow Smash hurt!
Wow, I think someone needs to restart my heart!
Handsome Hank tries to make a Full Nelson.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 3 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Patagonian Pirate makes Whisper in wind for 7 damage.
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a Hurricanrana.
But Handsome Hank counters for 4 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Patagonian Pirate makes Elbow drop for 4 damage.
Patagonian Pirate charges Handsome Hank. Handsome Hank coolly slaps his left shoulder with his right hand. Handsome Hank shoves his left arm under Patagonian Pirate's left arm and falls to the mat, pulling his adversary with him in a well-executed Arm Drag Takedown for 2.
Handsome Hank is setting up the table. He is dragging Patagonian Pirate up onto it. He is going for it, he is gonna try to slam him through the table. But Patagonian Pirate breaks it up.
Patagonian Pirate makes a Shining Wizard for 11 damage.
I think I have his brains on my pants!
Handsome Hank makes a stupendous Drop toe hold for 2 damage.
Patagonian Pirate makes Shooting Star Press for 12 damage.
Handsome Hank makes a stupendous Pile Driver for 17 damage.
Patagonian Pirate was thrown around like a dog's chew-toy!
Patagonian Pirate makes Wristlock for 2 damage.
Patagonian Pirate puts Handsome Hank ontop of the table. This time he is really going for it. He lifts him up..
SLAM! RIGHT THROUGH THE TABLE.
Match over : Patagonian Pirate smashes the table and wins
Handsome Hank Effects
Lose table +1
Money +232 $
Fame +1
Exp +1
Consciousness damage 53
Vital Life damage 6
Doctor Level 2
Patagonian Pirate Effects
Win table +1
Money +653 $
Fame +6
Exp +5
Consciousness damage 81
Vital Life damage 9
Doctor Level 2
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