ChallengeId 5052719
Title Handsome Hank(337910) vs Patagonian Pirate(338044)
AttackerId 337910
DefenderId 338044
Created 2025-05-10 00:26:33
Status Fought
MatchType Single
WinnerId 337910
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AutoHeal: Handsome Hank uses 39 Ap for healing 77 damage
AutoHeal: Patagonian Pirate uses 35 Ap for healing 70 damage
Handsome Hank presses his body close up against Patagonian Pirate's back and grabs him around the waist, lifting him up and dropping him in a Back Suplex for 1.
Patagonian Pirate grabs Handsome Hank on each side of the head and sticks his own head under Handsome Hank's chin. Patagonian Pirate drops sharply to his knees, smashing Handsome Hank's jaw. What a Jaw Breaker for 5!
Patagonian Pirate makes an incredible Leg Drop for 8 damage.
Forget anything bad I ever said about this guy!
Handsome Hank thrusts Patagonian Pirate's head between his legs! I don't like where this is going... Patagonian Pirate is lifted into the air and is brought down with a thundering HANK SPANK for 9!
Patagonian Pirate makes Flying Headscissors Takedown for 7 damage.
Handsome Hank makes a stupendous Leg Twist for 8 damage.
I think I saw his spit land in the audience because of that hit!
Patagonian Pirate tosses Handsome Hank out of the ring for 3 damage!
Will he make it back in?
The ref starts the count!
Handsome Hank makes it back to the ring.
Handsome Hank tries to make a Toss out of Ring.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 2 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Patagonian Pirate makes a pathetic Sidewalk Slam for 1 damage.
Patagonian Pirate is really sucking tonight.
Handsome Hank makes an extraordinary Sidewalk Slam for 9 damage.
Forget anything bad I ever said about this guy!
Patagonian Pirate balls his fist and hits Handsome Hank right in the gut, making a Punch for 2.
I was in a bathroom brawl once, and this is actually more exciting!
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a 450 Splash.
But Handsome Hank counters for 3 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Patagonian Pirate makes an incredible Spring Board Moonsault for 9 damage.
Unbelievable!
After absorbing some tremendous blows Patagonian Pirate is left groggy, allowing Handsome Hank to easily slip behind him and lock in an excruciating Cobra Clutch for 3!
The submission fails.
Patagonian Pirate stands behind Handsome Hank and grabs his wrists. Patagonian Pirate kneels down, plants a knee in Handsome Hank's back and pulls HARD, executing a Bow and Arrow for 7!
The submission fails.
Patagonian Pirate is on the top rope and flies through the air, landing the Flying Elbow Drop for 3. Patagonian Pirate just drove his elbow right into the chest of Handsome Hank!
Handsome Hank makes Snake Eyes for 2 damage.
Patagonian Pirate makes a pathetic Underhook Suplex for 1 damage.
Handsome Hank laughs in Patagonian Pirate's face!
Handsome Hank lifts Patagonian Pirate into a suplex postion and drops Patagonian Pirate straight on his head with a Brain Buster for 6.
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a Bite.
But Handsome Hank counters for 1 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Patagonian Pirate puts Handsome Hank into a pin!
1...
2...
but Handsome Hank kicks out of it!
With an impressive show of 'roid rage induced strength, Handsome Hank presses Patagonian Pirate above his head, then performs a Gorilla Press for 6, simply letting Patagonian Pirate drop right to the ground.
Patagonian Pirate makes a pathetic Snake Eyes for 1 damage.
Patagonian Pirate is really sucking tonight.
Wow, I think someone needs to restart my heart!
Handsome Hank makes a stupendous Stall Suplex for 17 damage.
Patagonian Pirate is left twitching on the mat!
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a Flying Spin kick.
But Handsome Hank counters for 4 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Patagonian Pirate performs a backflip off the top rope and does a Moonsault for 8, causing Handsome Hank to writhe in pain on the mat! You'd be in pain, too, if you just had your moon salted!
Handsome Hank deftly sidesteps Patagonian Pirate's attack, moves behind him and locks in a Full Nelson for 1!
The submission fails.
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a X MARK.
But Handsome Hank counters for 7 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Patagonian Pirate grabs the leg of Handsome Hank, rotates arounds and locks in the Figure four leg lock for 1. Will Handsome Hank tap out?
Handsome Hank slips out of the move.
Patagonian Pirate is down... Handsome Hank grabs his foot and flips over, yanking Patagonian Pirate's leg with him and forcefully extending his hamstring with a malicious Hamstring pull for 7!
Patagonian Pirate makes Hurricanrana for 5 damage.
Handsome Hank captures a dazed Patagonian Pirate into a front face lock and hooks his leg. Patagonian Pirate is lifted up and over and collides with the mat hard for 3, while Handsome Hank maintains his grip and bridges his back for the pin! What an amazing Cradle Suplex!
Handsome Hank puts Patagonian Pirate into a pin!
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Match over : Handsome Hank wins by pin
Handsome Hank Effects
Win by pin +1
Money +357 $
Fame +6
Exp +5
Consciousness damage 63
Vital Life damage 7
Doctor Level 2
Patagonian Pirate Effects
Lose by pin +1
Money +104 $
Fame +1
Exp +1
Consciousness damage 87
Vital Life damage 9
Doctor Level 2
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