ChallengeId 5052720
Title Handsome Hank(337910) vs Patagonian Pirate(338044)
AttackerId 337910
DefenderId 338044
Created 2025-05-10 00:26:43
Status Fought
MatchType Single
WinnerId 338044

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AutoHeal: Handsome Hank uses 32 Ap for healing 63 damage
AutoHeal: Patagonian Pirate uses 44 Ap for healing 87 damage
Patagonian Pirate grabs the leg of Handsome Hank, rotates arounds and locks in the Figure four leg lock for 1. Will Handsome Hank tap out?
Handsome Hank slips out of the move.

Handsome Hank delivers a flesh-rending Chop across Patagonian Pirate's chest for 1! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!

Handsome Hank delivers a flesh-rending Chop across Patagonian Pirate's chest for 1! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!

Patagonian Pirate tries to make a Head Vice.
But Handsome Hank counters for 1 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!

Handsome Hank grabs Patagonian Pirate's ankle and locks in a Ankle Lock for 4. Patagonian Pirate winces in agony!
Patagonian Pirate slips out of the move.

Handsome Hank locks Patagonian Pirate's leg under his armpit and leans back in a Achilles Tendon Hold for 1! The pain must be excruciating!
The submission fails.

Patagonian Pirate is lifted up and is brought down back first onto Handsome Hank's knee for a devastating Back Breaker, hitting for 3!

Patagonian Pirate delivers a flesh-rending CUTLASS across Handsome Hank's chest for 13! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!

Handsome Hank quickly takes a step back and snaps his foot out to the side, catching Patagonian Pirate right on the chin with a Thrust Kick causing 2! I was barely able to see that!

Handsome Hank looks a bit groggy. Patagonian Pirate waits behind him, then quickly sticks his arms under Handsome Hank's arms and locks his hands behind Handsome Hank's head, cinching in a Full Nelson for 4!
Handsome Hank slips out of the move.

Handsome Hank scoops up Patagonian Pirate and brings him down to the mat with an authoritative Body Slam for 6!

Patagonian Pirate makes a pathetic Wheel Kick for 1 damage.
Patagonian Pirate is really sucking tonight.

Handsome Hank makes a pathetic Knee Drop for 1 damage.
Patagonian Pirate laughs in Handsome Hank's face!

Patagonian Pirate tries to make a Wristlock.
But Handsome Hank counters for 2 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!

Patagonian Pirate makes a pathetic Snap Suplex for 1 damage.
Patagonian Pirate is really sucking tonight.

Handsome Hank tries to make a Handsome but deadly.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 4 damage.
He's strong and fast too!

Patagonian Pirate has Handsome Hank stunned... What he doing? He's climbing the ropes... he leaps with his hands locked together, hitting Handsome Hank on the head with a Top Rope Axe Handle for 2!

Wow, I think someone needs to restart my heart!

Patagonian Pirate is lying on the ropes trying to catch his breath... OH MY! Handsome Hank grabs the back of Patagonian Pirate's head and jumps to the arena floor, clotheslining Patagonian Pirate on the top rope with a sneaky Ring Rope Clothesline Snap for 5!

Patagonian Pirate leaps mightily into the air and performs a Jolly Roger, connecting right in the middle of Handsome Hank's chest for 18.

Handsome Hank tries to make a Sleeper hold.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 2 damage.
He's strong and fast too!

Patagonian Pirate bounces off the ropes, and flips over Handsome Hank, grabbing the waist and pulling him over with a Sunset Flip for 1!
Patagonian Pirate puts Handsome Hank into a pin!


1...


2...

but Handsome Hank kicks out of it!


Handsome Hank grabs Patagonian Pirate from behind, lifts him high, and delivers a crunching Atomic Drop for 1. Patagonian Pirate walks about gingerly while gently holding his bruised rump!

Patagonian Pirate makes Leg Breaker for 2 damage.

Patagonian Pirate delivers a flesh-rending CUTLASS across Handsome Hank's chest for 11! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!

Handsome Hank presses his body close up against Patagonian Pirate's back and grabs him around the waist, lifting him up and dropping him in a Back Suplex for 9.

Handsome Hank is sitting up, dazed. Patagonian Pirate takes advantage and flips over Handsome Hank, grabbing his head in the air and violently snapping it forward with a Neck Snap for 11!

Patagonian Pirate looks a bit groggy. Handsome Hank waits behind him, then quickly sticks his arms under Patagonian Pirate's arms and locks his hands behind Patagonian Pirate's head, cinching in a Full Nelson for 1!
The submission fails.

Patagonian Pirate tries to make a Kick.
But Handsome Hank counters for 1 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!

This is a terrific match so far!

Patagonian Pirate leans prostate in the corner! Handsome Hank walks over and angrily Stomp's a mudhole right into Patagonian Pirate's face and chest for 2!

Patagonian Pirate makes Head Butt for 4 damage.

Handsome Hank quickly takes a step back and snaps his foot out to the side, catching Patagonian Pirate right on the chin with a Thrust Kick causing 4! I was barely able to see that!

Patagonian Pirate grabs the arm of Handsome Hank and drops it over his shoulder for 6.

Handsome Hank makes a stupendous Underhook Suplex for 6 damage.
Unbelievable!

Handsome Hank is lying supine... Patagonian Pirate capitalizes and grabs Handsome Hank's ankles and hooks them, stepping over into a Boston Crab for a painful 6!
Handsome Hank slips out of the move.

Handsome Hank tries to make a Cobra Clutch.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 2 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!

Patagonian Pirate makes Surfboard for 6 damage.
The submission fails.

Patagonian Pirate puts Handsome Hank into a pin!


1...


2...

but Handsome Hank kicks out of it!

Patagonian Pirate makes a pathetic Sidewalk Slam for 1 damage.
My grandmother could have executed that move better!

I was mugged yesterday, and this is actually more exciting!

Handsome Hank thrusts Patagonian Pirate's head between his legs! I don't like where this is going... Patagonian Pirate is lifted into the air and is brought down with a thundering HANK SPANK for 21!

Patagonian Pirate tosses Handsome Hank out of the ring for 2 damage!
Will he make it back in?
The ref starts the count!
Handsome Hank does not make it back to the ring.


Match over : Patagonian Pirate wins by knockout

Handsome Hank Effects
Lose by knockout +1
Money +118 $
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -1 Strength
Consciousness damage 98
Vital Life damage 10
Doctor Level 2

Patagonian Pirate Effects
Win by knockout +1
Money +313 $
Fame +6
Exp +5
Consciousness damage 72
Vital Life damage 8
Doctor Level 2


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