ChallengeId 5052738
Title Dan The Man(338058) vs Patagonian Pirate(338044)
AttackerId 338058
DefenderId 338044
Created 2025-05-10 00:53:53
Status Fought
MatchType LMS
WinnerId 338044
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Patagonian Pirate quickly leaps onto the second rope of the ring and catapults himself backwards toward Dan The Man!
9 damage
Dan The Man tries to make a Diving Headbutt.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 5 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Dan The Man grabs the leg of Patagonian Pirate, rotates arounds and locks in the Figure four leg lock for 3. Will Patagonian Pirate tap out?
Patagonian Pirate wraps his arms around Dan The Man, lifts him up and hits a Belly to Belly suplex for 1!
Patagonian Pirate captures a dazed Dan The Man into a front face lock and hooks his leg. Dan The Man is lifted up and over and collides with the mat hard for 5, while Patagonian Pirate maintains his grip and bridges his back for the pin! What an amazing Cradle Suplex!
Dan The Man is lying supine... Patagonian Pirate capitalizes and grabs Dan The Man's ankles and hooks them, stepping over into a Boston Crab for a painful 1!
Patagonian Pirate thrusts Dan The Man's head between his legs! I don't like where this is going... Dan The Man is lifted into the air and is brought down with a thundering BURIED TREASURE for 4!
Patagonian Pirate is sent into the ropes... Dan The Man gets a running start and performs a DtM DrOpKiCk for 11, sending Patagonian Pirate back staggering!
Patagonian Pirate sends Dan The Man into the ropes... Patagonian Pirate bends down and lifts Dan The Man up and over to land hard on his back for 1.
I was in a bathroom brawl once, and this is actually more exciting!
Dan The Man makes a stupendous Head Butt for 7 damage.
You saw it here folks!
Patagonian Pirate wraps his arms around Dan The Man, lifts him up and hits a Belly to Belly suplex for 7!
Dan The Man makes Vertical Suplex for 8 damage.
Patagonian Pirate makes an extraordinary Spine Buster for 7 damage.
I'm glad that's not me in there!
Dan The Man makes a pathetic Neckbreaker for 1 damage.
Patagonian Pirate is unfazed!
With Dan The Man down, now is Patagonian Pirate's chance to capitalize. Patagonian Pirate quickly backs into the corner and hops onto the second rope. Patagonian Pirate leaps off and hits a Second Rope Leg Drop for 3.
Patagonian Pirate quickly takes a step back and snaps his foot out to the side, catching Dan The Man right on the chin with a Thrust Kick causing 5! I was barely able to see that!
Dan The Man tries to make a Jaw Breaker.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 5 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Dan The Man is lifted up and is brought down back first onto Patagonian Pirate's knee for a devastating KEEL HAUL, hitting for 9!
I stared at the sun for WAY to long, and this is actually more exciting!
Patagonian Pirate gets ready. he's setting Dan The Man up. Patagonian Pirate lifts Dan The Man up across his shoulders, then applies pressure to Dan The Man's neck and leg, bending him backwards in an Argentine Back Breaker for 4! He's trying to snap him in half!
Round and round Dan The Man goes, I think his fist just broke Patagonian Pirate's nose! The Shoulder Tackle hits for 1!
Patagonian Pirate makes Full Nelson Slam for 4 damage.
Dan The Man captures a dazed Patagonian Pirate into a front face lock and hooks his leg. Patagonian Pirate is lifted up and over and collides with the mat hard for 5, while Dan The Man maintains his grip and bridges his back for the pin! What an amazing Cradle Suplex!
Patagonian Pirate makes Head Butt for 3 damage.
Patagonian Pirate makes Pumphandle Slam for 8 damage.
Dan The Man is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Dan The Man makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Patagonian Pirate makes Flying Cross Body for 2 damage.
Dan The Man makes a stupendous Gut Buster for 10 damage.
You saw it here folks!
Patagonian Pirate makes Flying shoulder block for 5 damage.
My town got attacked by hordes of the undead, and this is actually more exciting!
Patagonian Pirate has Dan The Man stunned... What he doing? He's climbing the ropes... he leaps with his hands locked together, hitting Dan The Man on the head with a Top Rope Axe Handle for 6!
Patagonian Pirate makes Leg Split for 3 damage.
Patagonian Pirate grabs Dan The Man by the throat and slams him down for 10 damage.
Dan The Man deftly maneuvers himself behind Patagonian Pirate and locks him into control with an expertly applied Chicken Wing for 7!
Patagonian Pirate is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Patagonian Pirate makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Patagonian Pirate makes Head Lock for 3 damage.
Dan The Man waves his hands in a slightly menacing and vaguely martial arts fashion, then does a sidestep and drives a Thrust Kick into Patagonian Pirate's face for 6!
Patagonian Pirate rakes the back of Dan The Man for 1 damage.
Patagonian Pirate charges Dan The Man. Dan The Man coolly slaps his left shoulder with his right hand. Dan The Man shoves his left arm under Patagonian Pirate's left arm and falls to the mat, pulling his adversary with him in a well-executed Arm Drag Takedown for 1.
Patagonian Pirate scoops up Dan The Man and brings him down to the mat with an authoritative Body Slam for 6!
I was in a barroom brawl an hour ago, and this is actually more exciting!
Patagonian Pirate makes a stupendous Spring Board Moonsault for 11 damage.
Forget anything bad I ever said about this guy!
This time he is down for good. The Ref Counts:
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Match over : Patagonian Pirate wins
Dan The Man Effects
Lose LMS +1
Money +374 $
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -1 Strength
Injury -1 Submission
Injury -1 Consciousness
Consciousness damage 128
Vital Life damage 13
Doctor Level 2
Patagonian Pirate Effects
Win LMS +1
Money +1160 $
Fame +6
Exp +4
Consciousness damage 60
Vital Life damage 7
Doctor Level 2
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