ChallengeId 5052739
Title Dan The Man(338058) vs Patagonian Pirate(338044)
AttackerId 338058
DefenderId 338044
Created 2025-05-10 00:53:59
Status Fought
MatchType LMS
WinnerId 338058
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AutoHeal: Dan The Man uses 64 Ap for healing 128 damage
AutoHeal: Patagonian Pirate uses 5 Ap for healing 10 damage
Dan The Man delivers a flesh-rending Chop across Patagonian Pirate's chest for 1! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
Dan The Man presses his body close up against Patagonian Pirate's back and grabs him around the waist, lifting him up and dropping him in a Back Suplex for 2.
Dan The Man is on the top rope and flies through the air, landing the Flying Elbow Drop for 10. Dan The Man just drove his elbow right into the chest of Patagonian Pirate!
Patagonian Pirate grabs Dan The Man by the wrist and ducks underneath it, giving it a good, solid twist and locking in a Arm Bar for 1.
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a Fallaway Slam.
But Dan The Man counters for 2 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a Missile Dropkick.
But Dan The Man counters for 2 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Dan The Man makes Surfboard for 5 damage.
Patagonian Pirate makes an extraordinary Shooting Star Press for 13 damage.
Unbelievable!
Patagonian Pirate makes a stupendous Irish Whip into the corner for 1 damage.
Dan The Man makes Leg Breaker for 2 damage.
Dan The Man charges Patagonian Pirate. Patagonian Pirate coolly slaps his left shoulder with his right hand. Patagonian Pirate shoves his left arm under Dan The Man's left arm and falls to the mat, pulling his adversary with him in a well-executed Arm Drag Takedown for 1.
Dan The Man makes a stupendous Scorpion Deathlock for 7 damage.
That was the prettiest thing I've ever seen!
Patagonian Pirate grabs Dan The Man by the wrist and ducks underneath it, giving it a good, solid twist and locking in a Arm Bar for 2.
Dan The Man sneers at the downed Patagonian Pirate with contempt, then crouches and leaps, executing a Summersault Legdrop for 6!
Patagonian Pirate gracefully launches himself off of the top turnbuckle and comes hurtling down like a flaming meteor at Dan The Man, connecting with an amazing Missile Dropkick for 2! Wow, that certainly was "flaming"! Ahem.
Dan The Man charges Patagonian Pirate and executes a beautiful DtM SpEaR for 27, nearly impaling him with his shoulder. He went through him like grass through a goose!
Patagonian Pirate is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Patagonian Pirate makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Patagonian Pirate squats down over a prone Dan The Man and hooks his elbows over his knees. Patagonian Pirate locks his hands under Dan The Man's chin, sits, and pulls back with ferocity, inflicting a painful Camel Clutch for 2.
Patagonian Pirate bounces off the ropes, and flips over Dan The Man, grabbing the waist and pulling him over with a Sunset Flip for 1!
Wow, I think someone needs to restart my heart!
Patagonian Pirate makes Shoulder Thrust for 1 damage.
Patagonian Pirate tenaciously traps Dan The Man in a head lock and then points straight ahead. The crowd roars as Patagonian Pirate runs and leaps with Dan The Man's head in tow! Both wrestlers land on the mat with a crunching thud as Patagonian Pirate delivers a powerful Bulldog for 2!
Dan The Man makes Flying Spin kick for 6 damage.
Patagonian Pirate makes Hanging Fallaway Suplex for 4 damage.
Dan The Man is down on the mat behind Patagonian Pirate. Patagonian Pirate crouches down then springs back up executing a backflip and landing a splash on Dan The Man for 9!
Dan The Man makes a pathetic Head Lock for 1 damage.
Patagonian Pirate laughs in Dan The Man's face!
Patagonian Pirate makes Pumphandle Suplex for 6 damage.
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a Chin lock.
But Dan The Man counters for 2 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Dan The Man captures a dazed Patagonian Pirate into a front face lock and hooks his leg. Patagonian Pirate is lifted up and over and collides with the mat hard for 2, while Dan The Man maintains his grip and bridges his back for the pin! What an amazing Cradle Suplex!
Patagonian Pirate makes Lionsault for 3 damage.
I was in a nursing home brawl once, and this is actually more exciting!
Dan The Man makes a stupendous Flip-Over Cover for 1 damage.
Dan The Man makes a pathetic Neckbreaker for 2 damage.
Well that hardly accomplished anything.
This time he is down for good. The Ref Counts:
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Match over : Dan The Man wins
Dan The Man Effects
Win LMS +1
Money +1126 $
Fame +6
Exp +5
Consciousness damage 48
Vital Life damage 5
Doctor Level 2
Patagonian Pirate Effects
Lose LMS +1
Money +387 $
Fame +1
Exp +1
Consciousness damage 78
Vital Life damage 8
Doctor Level 2
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