ChallengeId 5053759
Title TITLE MATCH: Dan The Man(338058) vs Uncaped Crusader(338113)
AttackerId 338058
DefenderId 338113
Created 2025-05-15 00:03:08
Status Fought
MatchType Table
WinnerId 338058
TITLE MATCH
AutoHeal: Dan The Man uses 12 Ap for healing 23 damage
AutoHeal: Uncaped Crusader uses 12 Ap for healing 23 damage
Uncaped Crusader grabs Dan The Man's feet and spreads his legs apart, looking to the crowd. Dan The Man is waving his hands and pleading for mercy, knowing what is coming. Feeling sufficiently goaded, Uncaped Crusader cruelly lifts a leg and drops it right into Dan The Man's crotch, landing a Low Blow Leg Drop for 2!
Dan The Man makes Head Lock for 3 damage.
Uncaped Crusader tries to make a Hanging Fallaway Suplex.
But Dan The Man counters for 3 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Dan The Man is on the top rope and flies through the air, landing the Flying Elbow Drop for 9. Dan The Man just drove his elbow right into the chest of Uncaped Crusader!
Dan The Man makes an incredible Leg Breaker for 8 damage.
Wow, he must only suck every other day!
Dan The Man makes Neckbreaker for 7 damage.
Dan The Man makes Knee Breaker for 3 damage.
Uncaped Crusader makes a stupendous Flip-Over Cover for 1 damage.
Uncaped Crusader tries to make a Low Blow Leg Drop.
But Dan The Man counters for 1 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
I was in a nursing home brawl once, and this is actually more exciting!
Dan The Man makes DtM PiLe DrIvEr for 19 damage.
Uncaped Crusader tries to make a Cradle Suplex.
But Dan The Man counters for 1 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Dan The Man summons all of his strength and lifts Uncaped Crusader high into the air by his throat! Dan The Man then brings Uncaped Crusader crashing down to the mat for a devastating Chokeslam for 7!
Uncaped Crusader grabs Dan The Man around the waist. Uncaped Crusader suplexes once.... twice.... three times! There it is folks, a Rolling Germans for 5!
Dan The Man lifts Uncaped Crusader up in a fireman's carry... he spins him around and slams him down to the mat for 3, executing a brilliant Airplane spin drop! Uncaped Crusader looks like he is going to puke!
Dan The Man makes a stupendous Flip-Over Cover for 1 damage.
Dan The Man is setting up the table. He is dragging Uncaped Crusader up onto it. He is going for it, he is gonna try to slam him through the table. But Uncaped Crusader breaks it up.
Uncaped Crusader tries to make a DDT.
But Dan The Man counters for 4 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Uncaped Crusader is lifted up and is brought down back first onto Dan The Man's knee for a devastating Back Breaker, hitting for 5!
Uncaped Crusader tries to make a Rolling Germans.
But Dan The Man counters for 1 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
My town got attacked by hordes of the undead, and this is actually more exciting!
Anyone else think Uncaped Crusader was dumb to accept this match?
Dan The Man deftly maneuvers himself behind Uncaped Crusader and locks him into control with an expertly applied Chicken Wing for 1!
Uncaped Crusader makes an extraordinary Northern Lights Suplex/Pin for 7 damage.
Unbelievable!
Uncaped Crusader makes a stupendous Leg Split for 7 damage.
Did you see the sweat fly?!
Dan The Man makes a pathetic DtM StAlL SuPlEx for 5 damage.
Well that hardly accomplished anything.
Uncaped Crusader is down... Dan The Man climbs the ropes and leaps with his arms out to the side and buries his head into Uncaped Crusader's chest with a Diving Headbutt for 12!
Dan The Man is setting up the table. He is dragging Uncaped Crusader up onto it. He is going for it, he is gonna try to slam him through the table. But Uncaped Crusader breaks it up.
Uncaped Crusader hooks both arms of Dan The Man! He brings him to the mat back first for 1!
Uncaped Crusader makes a stupendous Knee Breaker for 10 damage.
Holy crap, I bet they heard that hit all the way in China!
Dan The Man makes a pathetic Top-rope splash for 2 damage.
My grandmother could have executed that move better!
Uncaped Crusader makes an extraordinary Northern Lights Suplex/Pin for 8 damage.
Dan The Man is gasping for air like a dying fish!
Uncaped Crusader is setting up the table. He is dragging Dan The Man up onto it. He is going for it, he is gonna try to slam him through the table. But Dan The Man breaks it up.
My bank I was in was robbed by armed gunmen with assult weapons, and this is actually more exciting!
Dan The Man is on the top rope and flies through the air, landing the Flying Elbow Drop for 3. Dan The Man just drove his elbow right into the chest of Uncaped Crusader!
Dan The Man makes Full Nelson Slam for 5 damage.
Uncaped Crusader smashes Dan The Man head into the turnbuckle
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He's stumbling around like a drunk!
Uncaped Crusader makes Leg Twist for 2 damage.
Dan The Man makes Flying shoulder block for 3 damage.
Uncaped Crusader makes a stupendous Irish Whip into the corner for 1 damage.
Dan The Man follows Uncaped Crusader as he runs into the ropes and performs a fancy-looking handspring, smashing the rebounding Uncaped Crusader in the face with a Handspring Elbow for 2 as he comes back to a vertical base!
Uncaped Crusader makes an extraordinary Knee Drop for 5 damage.
Dan The Man lands lifeless on the mat!
Dan The Man makes a stupendous Irish Whip into the corner for 1 damage.
Dan The Man is setting up the table. He is dragging Uncaped Crusader up onto it. He is going for it, he is gonna try to slam him through the table. But Uncaped Crusader breaks it up.
Dan The Man smashes Uncaped Crusader head into the turnbuckle
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He's stumbling around like a drunk!
My wife gave birth yesterday, and this is actually more exciting!
Dan The Man makes a pathetic Scorpion Deathlock for 1 damage.
Uncaped Crusader is unfazed!
Uncaped Crusader captures a dazed Dan The Man into a front face lock and hooks his leg. Dan The Man is lifted up and over and collides with the mat hard for 3, while Uncaped Crusader maintains his grip and bridges his back for the pin! What an amazing Cradle Suplex!
Dan The Man makes a stupendous Irish Whip into the corner for 1 damage.
Dan The Man makes a stupendous Flip-Over Cover for 1 damage.
Uncaped Crusader makes Snap Suplex for 3 damage.
Uncaped Crusader catches Dan The Man off guard and goes for a quick win! He puts him into a Compactor for 1 and the ref begins the count!
Dan The Man wraps his arms around Uncaped Crusader's waist and lower back and begins to squeeze executing a Bear Hug for 3. Uncaped Crusader is gasping for air!
Match over : Dan The Man smashes the table and wins
Dan The Man Effects
Win table +1
Money +869 $
Fame +6
Exp +4
Consciousness damage 62
Vital Life damage 7
Doctor Level 2
Uncaped Crusader Effects
Lose table +1
Money +291 $
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -1 Strength
Injury -2 Submission
Injury -1 Technique
Injury -1 Aerial
Injury -1 Consciousness
Consciousness damage 117
Vital Life damage 12
Doctor Level 2
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