ChallengeId 5054331
Title TITLE MATCH: The Love Doctor(337835) vs Patagonian Pirate(338044)
AttackerId 337835
DefenderId 338044
Created 2025-05-18 00:03:10
Status Fought
MatchType Cage
WinnerId 338044
TITLE MATCH
AutoHeal: Patagonian Pirate uses 65 Ap for healing 130 damage
The Love Doctor has 100 hidden fame bonus from being a 1 time Legend !!
Patagonian Pirate follows The Love Doctor as he runs into the ropes and performs a fancy-looking handspring, smashing the rebounding The Love Doctor in the face with a Handspring Elbow for 4 as he comes back to a vertical base!
The Love Doctor grabs Patagonian Pirate's feet and spreads his legs apart, looking to the crowd. Patagonian Pirate is waving his hands and pleading for mercy, knowing what is coming. Feeling sufficiently goaded, The Love Doctor cruelly lifts a leg and drops it right into Patagonian Pirate's crotch, landing a Low Blow Leg Drop for 4!
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a Ankle Lock.
But The Love Doctor counters for 3 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
The Love Doctor makes Knee Breaker for 4 damage.
The Love Doctor has Patagonian Pirate stunned... What he doing? He's climbing the ropes... he leaps with his hands locked together, hitting Patagonian Pirate on the head with a Top Rope Axe Handle for 2!
Patagonian Pirate makes a pathetic Flying Spin kick for 2 damage.
The Love Doctor must be impervious!
The Love Doctor is choking Patagonian Pirate for 1 damage, but the ref breaks it up!
He was flailing like a madman!
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a Blackbeard.
But The Love Doctor counters for 8 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
The Love Doctor tries to make a DDT.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 1 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
My wife gave birth yesterday, and this is actually more exciting!
Patagonian Pirate makes Kick for 1 damage.
The Love Doctor makes EROTIC ASPHYXIATION for 8 damage.
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a Elbow drop.
But The Love Doctor counters for 2 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
The Love Doctor makes Flying neck snap for 4 damage.
With The Love Doctor down, now is Patagonian Pirate's chance to capitalize. Patagonian Pirate quickly backs into the corner and hops onto the second rope. Patagonian Pirate leaps off and hits a Second Rope Leg Drop for 3.
Patagonian Pirate makes Whisper in wind for 3 damage.
The Love Doctor makes Wheel Kick for 3 damage.
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a Front Powerslam.
But The Love Doctor counters for 2 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Patagonian Pirate makes Head Butt for 4 damage.
I was in a nursing home brawl once, and this is actually more exciting!
The Love Doctor makes Kick for 1 damage.
Patagonian Pirate grabs The Love Doctor's head and falls back, rolling up and hooking The Love Doctor's leg for 1... That's some Small Package!
The Love Doctor tries to make a Shooting Star Press.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 6 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
The Love Doctor tries to get out of the cage!
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but Patagonian Pirate stops him!
Patagonian Pirate executes a crushing Bear Hug for 6! If this continues any longer, The Love Doctor could suffer some serious kidney damage!
The Love Doctor deftly maneuvers himself behind Patagonian Pirate and locks him into control with an expertly applied Chicken Wing for 5!
Patagonian Pirate squats down over a prone The Love Doctor and hooks his elbows over his knees. Patagonian Pirate locks his hands under The Love Doctor's chin, sits, and pulls back with ferocity, inflicting a painful Camel Clutch for 6.
Patagonian Pirate is down... The Love Doctor grabs his foot and flips over, yanking Patagonian Pirate's leg with him and forcefully extending his hamstring with a malicious Hamstring pull for 5!
Patagonian Pirate makes an incredible Front Powerslam for 7 damage.
Wow, he must only suck every other day!
The Love Doctor makes Leg Twist for 4 damage.
Patagonian Pirate performs a PEG LEG for 14. He's stomping on The Love Doctor like a caller at a square dance!
These two make everyone else pale in comparison to their talent!
The Love Doctor makes Snake Eyes for 4 damage.
The Love Doctor makes Shoulder Thrust for 2 damage.
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a Senton Splash.
But The Love Doctor counters for 3 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
The Love Doctor thrusts Patagonian Pirate's head between his legs! I don't like where this is going... Patagonian Pirate is lifted into the air and is brought down with a thundering Power Bomb for 9!
The Love Doctor tries to get out of the cage!
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but Patagonian Pirate stops him!
Patagonian Pirate stands behind The Love Doctor and grabs his wrists. Patagonian Pirate kneels down, plants a knee in The Love Doctor's back and pulls HARD, executing a Bow and Arrow for 1!
The Love Doctor makes an incredible Front Suplex for 12 damage.
Unbelievable!
Patagonian Pirate makes a pathetic Rolling Senton Splash for 2 damage.
Patagonian Pirate is really sucking tonight.
The Love Doctor makes a stupendous Head scissors for 7 damage.
Patagonian Pirate was thrown around like a dog's chew-toy!
The Love Doctor throws Patagonian Pirate toward the ropes with a hard Irish Whip! The Love Doctor tries to leap over Patagonian Pirate but is caught by surprise with a lightning-fast Skull and Crossbones for 17!
I was in a bathroom brawl once, and this is actually more exciting!
The Love Doctor leans prostate in the corner! Patagonian Pirate walks over and angrily PEG LEG's a mudhole right into The Love Doctor's face and chest for 6!
The Love Doctor tries to make a Body Slam.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 3 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Patagonian Pirate grabs the leg of The Love Doctor, rotates arounds and locks in the Figure four leg lock for 6. Will The Love Doctor tap out?
The Love Doctor makes an extraordinary Face Lock for 4 damage.
Patagonian Pirate makes Rolling Senton Splash for 5 damage.
Patagonian Pirate tries to get out of the cage!
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The match is over !!!
Match over : Patagonian Pirate survives and climbs out of the cage and wins the match
The Love Doctor Effects
Lose cage +1
Money +332 $
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -1 Submission
Consciousness damage 98
Vital Life damage 10
Doctor Level 2
Patagonian Pirate Effects
Win cage +1
Money +1082 $
Fame +6
Exp +5
Injury -1 Submission
Injury -1 Technique
Injury -1 Aerial
Consciousness damage 97
Vital Life damage 10
Doctor Level 2
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