ChallengeId 5054702
Title TOURNAMENT MATCH: Handsome Hank(337910) vs Patagonian Pirate(338044)
AttackerId 337910
DefenderId 338044
Created 2025-05-21 00:03:08
Status Fought
MatchType Ladder
WinnerId 338044
TOURNAMENT MATCH
AutoHeal: Handsome Hank uses 39 Ap for healing 77 damage
AutoHeal: Patagonian Pirate uses 14 Ap for healing 28 damage
Handsome Hank makes an incredible Head Lock for 7 damage.
Patagonian Pirate is gasping for air like a dying fish!
Round and round Patagonian Pirate goes, I think his fist just broke Handsome Hank's nose! The Shoulder Tackle hits for 2!
Handsome Hank tries to make a HANK SHANK.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 7 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Into the ropes goes Handsome Hank... and he's brought down with a Big Boot for 5 from Patagonian Pirate!
Patagonian Pirate makes a stupendous Irish Whip into the corner for 1 damage.
Handsome Hank tries to make a Ankle Lock.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 4 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Patagonian Pirate makes a stupendous Head scissors for 7 damage.
You saw it here folks!
Handsome Hank tries to make a Clothesline.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 1 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Handsome Hank is helpless on the mat! Patagonian Pirate positions himself at Handsome Hank's head and pulls him into a sitting position, resting against Patagonian Pirate's knee. Patagonian Pirate wraps his arm around his opponent's chin and begins to pull back HARD, executing a tendon-tearing Chin lock for 3!
Handsome Hank tries to make a Senton Splash.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 3 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Patagonian Pirate squeezes the life out of Handsome Hank with a Bear Hug for 7!
My brakes gave out at an intersection last week, and this is actually more exciting!
This is going quick, at least we won't waste your time.
Patagonian Pirate is hoisted onto Handsome Hank's shoulders! What's he going to do?!? WHAM! Patagonian Pirate is brought down onto Handsome Hank's knee for a tremendous Canadian Backbreaker for 13!
Patagonian Pirate grabs the arm of Handsome Hank and drops it over his shoulder for 4.
Patagonian Pirate tosses Handsome Hank out of the ring for 4 damage but Handsome Hank gets back in quickly. 4 damage!
Handsome Hank tries to make a Thrust Kick.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 1 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Patagonian Pirate deftly maneuvers himself behind Handsome Hank and locks him into control with an expertly applied Chicken Wing for 6!
Patagonian Pirate tries to raise the ladder!
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but Handsome Hank stops him!
Round and round Handsome Hank goes, I think his fist just broke Patagonian Pirate's nose! The Shoulder Tackle hits for 2!
Patagonian Pirate makes a pathetic Flipping Face Slam for 2 damage.
Handsome Hank must be impervious!
Patagonian Pirate makes a stupendous Elbow drop for 6 damage.
Holy crap, I bet they heard that hit all the way in China!
Handsome Hank sits the downed Patagonian Pirate upright, then clamps a hand on either side of Patagonian Pirate's head and begins to apply all the pressure he can muster with a painful Head Vice for 3.
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a Backflip Splash.
But Handsome Hank counters for 5 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
This is a terrific match so far!
Patagonian Pirate scoops up Handsome Hank and brings him down to the mat with an authoritative Body Slam for 2!
Handsome Hank makes Sidewalk Slam for 6 damage.
Patagonian Pirate makes Pile Driver for 3 damage.
Handsome Hank captures Patagonian Pirate's leg. Patagonian Pirate hops about and pleads for mercy, but Handsome Hank grins maliciously and nods his head. Handsome Hank then torques Patagonian Pirate's ankle and brings him to the ground with a Dragon Leg Screw for 1!
Patagonian Pirate makes Hurricanrana for 3 damage.
Patagonian Pirate looks a bit groggy. Handsome Hank waits behind him, then quickly sticks his arms under Patagonian Pirate's arms and locks his hands behind Patagonian Pirate's head, cinching in a Full Nelson for 1!
Into the ropes goes Handsome Hank... and he's brought down with a Big Boot for 5 from Patagonian Pirate!
Patagonian Pirate tries to raise the ladder!
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but Handsome Hank stops him!
Handsome Hank catches Patagonian Pirate off guard and goes for a quick win! He puts him into a Compactor for 1 and the ref begins the count!
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a Flying Cross Body.
But Handsome Hank counters for 2 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Patagonian Pirate delivers a flesh-rending CUTLASS across Handsome Hank's chest for 15! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
My wife gave birth yesterday, and this is actually more exciting!
Patagonian Pirate is sent into the ropes... Handsome Hank gets a running start and performs a Drop Kick for 2, sending Patagonian Pirate back staggering!
Patagonian Pirate climbs the ropes as Handsome Hank lies motionless on the mat. Patagonian Pirate leaps, completing a full flip and a quarter hitting a 450 Splash for 2!
Patagonian Pirate makes a stupendous Splash for 7 damage.
Handsome Hank is left twitching on the mat!
Handsome Hank locks Patagonian Pirate's leg under his armpit and leans back in a Achilles Tendon Hold for 2! The pain must be excruciating!
Patagonian Pirate makes Gut Buster for 3 damage.
Patagonian Pirate makes an incredible Flying Spin kick for 10 damage.
Handsome Hank is left twitching on the mat!
Handsome Hank tries to make a Neckbreaker.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 3 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Patagonian Pirate lifts Handsome Hank into a suplex postion and drops Handsome Hank straight on his head with a Brain Buster for 3.
Patagonian Pirate makes an extraordinary Underhook Suplex for 5 damage.
You saw it here folks!
This is a terrific match so far!
Handsome Hank makes an extraordinary Snap Suplex for 5 damage.
Patagonian Pirate was thrown around like a dog's chew-toy!
Patagonian Pirate deftly maneuvers himself behind Handsome Hank and locks him into control with an expertly applied Chicken Wing for 3!
Handsome Hank is down on the mat behind Patagonian Pirate. Patagonian Pirate crouches down then springs back up executing a backflip and landing a splash on Handsome Hank for 8!
Match over : Patagonian Pirate sets up the ladder and reaches the suitcase
Handsome Hank Effects
Lose ladder +1
Money +189 $
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -2 Strength
Injury -1 Consciousness
Consciousness damage 135
Vital Life damage 14
Doctor Level 2
Patagonian Pirate Effects
Win ladder +1
Money +445 $
Fame +6
Exp +5
Consciousness damage 50
Vital Life damage 6
Doctor Level 2
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