ChallengeId 5054886
Title TOURNAMENT MATCH: Crazy Cat Dude(337884) vs Patagonian Pirate(338044)
AttackerId 337884
DefenderId 338044
Created 2025-05-22 00:03:09
Status Fought
MatchType LMS
WinnerId 338044
TOURNAMENT MATCH
AutoHeal: Crazy Cat Dude uses 26 Ap for healing 52 damage
AutoHeal: Patagonian Pirate uses 38 Ap for healing 76 damage
Patagonian Pirate makes Scorpion Deathlock for 4 damage.
With an impressive show of 'roid rage induced strength, Crazy Cat Dude presses Patagonian Pirate above his head, then performs a Gorilla Press for 1, simply letting Patagonian Pirate drop right to the ground.
Crazy Cat Dude is down... Patagonian Pirate grabs his foot and flips over, yanking Crazy Cat Dude's leg with him and forcefully extending his hamstring with a malicious Hamstring pull for 4!
Crazy Cat Dude makes Face Lock for 1 damage.
Crazy Cat Dude tries to make a Shooting Star Press.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 7 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Patagonian Pirate makes an incredible Knee Drop for 5 damage.
Crazy Cat Dude is left twitching on the mat!
Crazy Cat Dude makes Surfboard for 4 damage.
Patagonian Pirate bends his arm up next to his head, slaps his elbow twice, then drives it down on the forehead of Crazy Cat Dude for 1! He sure know how to make a Elbow Smash hurt!
Crazy Cat Dude tries to make a Crucifix Powerbomb.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 2 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Patagonian Pirate squats down over a prone Crazy Cat Dude and hooks his elbows over his knees. Patagonian Pirate locks his hands under Crazy Cat Dude's chin, sits, and pulls back with ferocity, inflicting a painful Camel Clutch for 7.
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a Chicken Wing.
But Crazy Cat Dude counters for 3 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Crazy Cat Dude advances upon Patagonian Pirate and pushes him off balance, skillfully ending the exchange and sending Patagonian Pirate to the floor with a Back Heel Trip for 1!
Crazy Cat Dude is on the mat... Patagonian Pirate executes a Low Blow Leg Drop for 3! I hope Crazy Cat Dude wasn't planning on having kids!
Crazy Cat Dude tries to make a Snake Eyes.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 2 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Patagonian Pirate makes a stupendous Flying Cross Body for 6 damage.
I think I saw his spit land in the audience because of that hit!
I was mugged yesterday, and this is actually more exciting!
Crazy Cat Dude tries to make a Springboard Dropkick.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 5 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Crazy Cat Dude is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Crazy Cat Dude makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Crazy Cat Dude performs a backflip off the top rope and does a Moonsault for 2, causing Patagonian Pirate to writhe in pain on the mat! You'd be in pain, too, if you just had your moon salted!
Patagonian Pirate grabs Crazy Cat Dude around the waist. Patagonian Pirate suplexes once.... twice.... three times! There it is folks, a Rolling Germans for 11!
Patagonian Pirate delivers a flesh-rending CUTLASS across Crazy Cat Dude's chest for 15! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
Crazy Cat Dude makes Electric Chair for 6 damage.
Crazy Cat Dude is sitting up, dazed. Patagonian Pirate takes advantage and flips over Crazy Cat Dude, grabbing his head in the air and violently snapping it forward with a Neck Snap for 1!
Crazy Cat Dude grabs the arm of Patagonian Pirate and drops it over his shoulder for 6.
Crazy Cat Dude hooks Patagonian Pirate's arms behind his back and looks to the crowd. Crazy Cat Dude is going to attempt a Tiger Driver and Patagonian Pirate appears helpless... Crazy Cat Dude lifts him upside-down and drops him head first to the mat for 4!
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a Kick.
But Crazy Cat Dude counters for 1 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
My wife gave birth yesterday, and this is actually more exciting!
Crazy Cat Dude summons all of his strength and lifts Patagonian Pirate high into the air by his throat! Crazy Cat Dude then brings Patagonian Pirate crashing down to the mat for a devastating Chokeslam for 3!
Patagonian Pirate makes a pathetic Blackbeard for 1 damage.
Patagonian Pirate is really sucking tonight.
The referee moves in to make sure that Crazy Cat Dude is performing a legal Choke! 1!
Patagonian Pirate latches on to Crazy Cat Dude with a bite for 1! Is he trying to draw blood?
Crazy Cat Dude arrogantly sets up Patagonian Pirate in a standing headscissors and takes his time to survey the crowd's reaction. He then leans forward and mightily flips and heaves Patagonian Pirate onto his shoulder and finally raises him high into the air with arms outstretched. After a slight pause, Crazy Cat Dude hatefully spikes Patagonian Pirate into the mat with a Crucifix Powerbomb for a bone-crunching 3!
In the middle of an exchange of blows Patagonian Pirate quickly counters, capturing Crazy Cat Dude's arm and driving him to the mat. He traps Crazy Cat Dude's arm between his legs, locks his own hands across Crazy Cat Dude's face, and begins to tug and pull back with all his might for 6! This Crossface is locked in tight!
Crazy Cat Dude tries to make a Spine Buster.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 2 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
With an impressive show of 'roid rage induced strength, Patagonian Pirate presses Crazy Cat Dude above his head, then performs a Gorilla Press for 3, simply letting Crazy Cat Dude drop right to the ground.
Crazy Cat Dude squats down over a prone Patagonian Pirate and hooks his elbows over his knees. Crazy Cat Dude locks his hands under Patagonian Pirate's chin, sits, and pulls back with ferocity, inflicting a painful Camel Clutch for 2.
Patagonian Pirate makes Flying Spin kick for 8 damage.
These two make everyone else pale in comparison to their talent!
Crazy Cat Dude tries to make a Flying Wheel kick.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 3 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Patagonian Pirate stands behind Crazy Cat Dude and grabs his wrists. Patagonian Pirate kneels down, plants a knee in Crazy Cat Dude's back and pulls HARD, executing a Bow and Arrow for 1!
Crazy Cat Dude is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Crazy Cat Dude makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Crazy Cat Dude sends Patagonian Pirate into the ropes... Crazy Cat Dude bends down and lifts Patagonian Pirate up and over to land hard on his back for 1.
Crazy Cat Dude is down... Patagonian Pirate climbs the ropes and leaps with his arms out to the side and buries his head into Crazy Cat Dude's chest with a Queen Annes Revenge for 17!
Crazy Cat Dude makes a PLAY TIME for 24 damage.
I think I have his brains on my pants!
Patagonian Pirate makes a stupendous Leg Twist for 7 damage.
Crazy Cat Dude lands lifeless on the mat!
Crazy Cat Dude tries to make a Sunset Flip.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 1 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Patagonian Pirate catches Crazy Cat Dude off guard and goes for a quick win! He puts him into a Compactor for 1 and the ref begins the count!
Crazy Cat Dude makes an incredible Shoulder Block for 7 damage.
Wow, he must only suck every other day!
Patagonian Pirate sets Crazy Cat Dude up on the top turnbuckle. He climbs the ropes himself, then stands Crazy Cat Dude up... Holy smokes! A X MARK off the top rope right into the middle of the ring connects for 6!
This time he is down for good. The Ref Counts:
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Match over : Patagonian Pirate wins
Crazy Cat Dude Effects
Lose LMS +1
Money +389 $
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -1 Strength
Injury -1 Technique
Injury -1 Consciousness
Consciousness damage 130
Vital Life damage 14
Doctor Level 2
Patagonian Pirate Effects
Win LMS +1
Money +933 $
Fame +6
Exp +5
Consciousness damage 70
Vital Life damage 8
Doctor Level 2
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