ChallengeId 5070947
Title TITLE MATCH: Bomber Pat Roach(337856) vs Handsome Hank(337910)
AttackerId 337856
DefenderId 337910
Created 2025-08-20 00:03:22
Status Fought
MatchType Cage
WinnerId 337856
TITLE MATCH
AutoHeal: Bomber Pat Roach uses 61 Ap for healing 122 damage
AutoHeal: Handsome Hank uses 26 Ap for healing 52 damage
Bomber Pat Roach has 100 hidden fame bonus from being a 1 time Legend !!
Into the ropes goes Bomber Pat Roach... and he's brought down with a UGLY FACE for 4 from Handsome Hank!
Bomber Pat Roach tries to make a Back Brain Kick.
But Handsome Hank counters for 2 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Handsome Hank tries to make a Monkey Flip.
But Bomber Pat Roach counters for 1 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Bomber Pat Roach tries to make a Sunset Flip.
But Handsome Hank counters for 1 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Bomber Pat Roach tries to make a Leg Drop.
But Handsome Hank counters for 1 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Handsome Hank makes a Slap for 1 damage.
Smacked him like a hoe! He must be sending a message!
Bomber Pat Roach makes Flying shoulder block for 6 damage.
Handsome Hank bends his arm up next to his head, slaps his elbow twice, then drives it down on the forehead of Bomber Pat Roach for 1! He sure know how to make a Elbow Smash hurt!
Bomber Pat Roach holds Handsome Hank in a standing front facelock then falls back, slamming Handsome Hank's head into the mat for 11. I think he tried to bury him with that DDT!
Handsome Hank tries to make a Ring Rope Clothesline Snap.
But Bomber Pat Roach counters for 6 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
My house caught fire this morning, and this is actually more exciting!
Bomber Pat Roach sits the downed Handsome Hank upright, then clamps a hand on either side of Handsome Hank's head and begins to apply all the pressure he can muster with a painful VICE BOMB for 6.
Handsome Hank scoops up Bomber Pat Roach and brings him down to the mat with an authoritative Body Slam for 7!
Round and round Bomber Pat Roach goes, I think his fist just broke Handsome Hank's nose! The Shoulder Tackle hits for 1!
Handsome Hank maliciously thrusts a finger into Bomber Pat Roach's eye for 1! Even if Bomber Pat Roach had goggles, they probably would have done nothing to protect him from that Eye Gouge!
Bomber Pat Roach squats down over a prone Handsome Hank and hooks his elbows over his knees. Bomber Pat Roach locks his hands under Handsome Hank's chin, sits, and pulls back with ferocity, inflicting a painful Camel Clutch for 4.
Handsome Hank makes an incredible Front Suplex for 12 damage.
Bomber Pat Roach is gasping for air like a dying fish!
Bomber Pat Roach thrusts Handsome Hank's head between his legs! I don't like where this is going... Handsome Hank is lifted into the air and is brought down with a thundering Power Bomb for 5!
Handsome Hank and Bomber Pat Roach are staring each other down. OH! Handsome Hank shows Bomber Pat Roach no respect and Slap's him across the face for 1!
Bomber Pat Roach makes Knee Breaker for 2 damage.
Handsome Hank makes Half Nelson for 1 damage.
My bank I was in was robbed by armed gunmen with assult weapons, and this is actually more exciting!
Bomber Pat Roach makes Hanging Fallaway Suplex for 6 damage.
Handsome Hank locks Bomber Pat Roach's leg under his armpit and leans back in a Achilles Tendon Hold for 3! The pain must be excruciating!
Bomber Pat Roach makes Shoulder Thrust for 1 damage.
Handsome Hank makes Tilt-a-Whirl Slam for 8 damage.
Handsome Hank looks a bit groggy. Bomber Pat Roach waits behind him, then quickly sticks his arms under Handsome Hank's arms and locks his hands behind Handsome Hank's head, cinching in a Full Nelson for 5!
Bomber Pat Roach tries to get out of the cage!
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but Handsome Hank stops him!
Handsome Hank tries to make a HANDSOME PLEX.
But Bomber Pat Roach counters for 9 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Handsome Hank deftly maneuvers himself behind Bomber Pat Roach and locks him into control with an expertly applied Chicken Wing for 1!
After absorbing some tremendous blows Handsome Hank is left groggy, allowing Bomber Pat Roach to easily slip behind him and lock in an excruciating Cobra Clutch for 2!
Handsome Hank makes Monkey Flip for 3 damage.
Bomber Pat Roach makes a pathetic Front Suplex for 2 damage.
Handsome Hank must be impervious!
Handsome Hank tries to make a Figure four leg lock.
But Bomber Pat Roach counters for 4 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Handsome Hank tries to get out of the cage!
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but Bomber Pat Roach stops him!
I was in a nursing home brawl once, and this is actually more exciting!
Bomber Pat Roach makes a pathetic Front Suplex for 1 damage.
Handsome Hank must be impervious!
Handsome Hank makes a stupendous Hip toss for 2 damage.
Handsome Hank makes a UGLY BRUISE for 7 damage.
I think I have his brains on my pants!
Bomber Pat Roach makes Tilt-a-Whirl Slam for 3 damage.
Handsome Hank tenaciously traps Bomber Pat Roach in a head lock and then points straight ahead. The crowd roars as Handsome Hank runs and leaps with Bomber Pat Roach's head in tow! Both wrestlers land on the mat with a crunching thud as Handsome Hank delivers a powerful Bulldog for 8!
Handsome Hank grabs Bomber Pat Roach around the waist. Handsome Hank suplexes once.... twice.... three times! There it is folks, a 3 HANDSOME THROWS for 15!
Bomber Pat Roach makes a stupendous Leg Drop for 9 damage.
Handsome Hank lands lifeless on the mat!
Bomber Pat Roach makes Electric Chair for 4 damage.
Handsome Hank makes a pathetic Unprettiest for 3 damage.
Bomber Pat Roach must be impervious!
I was mugged yesterday, and this is actually more exciting!
Handsome Hank leans prostate in the corner! Bomber Pat Roach walks over and angrily Stomp's a mudhole right into Handsome Hank's face and chest for 1!
Bomber Pat Roach tries to get out of the cage!
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but Handsome Hank stops him!
Handsome Hank makes Wheel Kick for 4 damage.
Bomber Pat Roach tries to make a Cradle Suplex.
But Handsome Hank counters for 1 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Handsome Hank makes a pathetic Head scissors for 1 damage.
Handsome Hank is really sucking tonight.
Handsome Hank tries to make a Head Lock.
But Bomber Pat Roach counters for 4 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Handsome Hank tries to get out of the cage!
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but Bomber Pat Roach stops him!
Bomber Pat Roach squats down over a prone Handsome Hank and hooks his elbows over his knees. Bomber Pat Roach locks his hands under Handsome Hank's chin, sits, and pulls back with ferocity, inflicting a painful Camel Clutch for 1.
Handsome Hank makes a pathetic Pile Driver for 2 damage.
Bomber Pat Roach laughs in Handsome Hank's face!
Handsome Hank is sitting up, dazed. Bomber Pat Roach takes advantage and flips over Handsome Hank, grabbing his head in the air and violently snapping it forward with a Neck Snap for 3!
Handsome Hank tries to make a Corkscrew moonsault.
But Bomber Pat Roach counters for 6 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Bomber Pat Roach makes Tilt-a-Whirl Slam for 3 damage.
Handsome Hank makes Tilt-a-Whirl Slam for 3 damage.
Bomber Pat Roach grabs Handsome Hank by the wrist and ducks underneath it, giving it a good, solid twist and locking in a Arm Bar for 3.
Bomber Pat Roach looks a bit groggy. Handsome Hank waits behind him, then quickly sticks his arms under Bomber Pat Roach's arms and locks his hands behind Bomber Pat Roach's head, cinching in a Full Nelson for 3!
Bomber Pat Roach makes Sleeper hold for 4 damage.
Handsome Hank makes Leg Drop for 2 damage.
Bomber Pat Roach makes a Shining Wizard for 3 damage.
I think I have his brains on my pants!
Handsome Hank makes Front Powerslam for 5 damage.
I was in a barroom brawl an hour ago, and this is actually more exciting!
Bomber Pat Roach has Handsome Hank stunned... What he doing? He's climbing the ropes... he leaps with his hands locked together, hitting Handsome Hank on the head with a Top Rope Axe Handle for 3!
Handsome Hank gets ready. he's setting Bomber Pat Roach up. Handsome Hank lifts Bomber Pat Roach up across his shoulders, then applies pressure to Bomber Pat Roach's neck and leg, bending him backwards in an HANK SHANK for 1! He's trying to snap him in half!
Bomber Pat Roach grabs Handsome Hank around the waist. Bomber Pat Roach suplexes once.... twice.... three times! There it is folks, a Rolling Germans for 13!
Match over : Bomber Pat Roach survives and climbs out of the cage and wins the match
Bomber Pat Roach Effects
Win cage +1
Money +856 $
Fame +6
Exp +5
Consciousness damage 104
Vital Life damage 11
Doctor Level 2
Handsome Hank Effects
Lose cage +1
Money +293 $
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -2 Submission
Consciousness damage 132
Vital Life damage 14
Doctor Level 2
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