ChallengeId 5072944
Title TITLE MATCH: Wrestling Machine(335743) vs Handsome Hank(337910)
AttackerId 335743
DefenderId 337910
Created 2025-08-30 00:03:09
Status Fought
MatchType Cage
WinnerId 335743
TITLE MATCH
AutoHeal: Wrestling Machine uses 29 Ap for healing 57 damage
AutoHeal: Handsome Hank uses 40 Ap for healing 80 damage
Wrestling Machine breaks Handsome Hank's momentum with a Knee to Gut for 2.
Wrestling Machine Slap's Handsome Hank across the face for 1! Oh no he didn't!
Handsome Hank makes Pumphandle Slam for 8 damage.
Handsome Hank makes a stupendous Shoulder Thrust for 3 damage.
Handsome Hank tries to make a Bow and Arrow.
But Wrestling Machine counters for 4 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Wrestling Machine tries to make a Irish Whip into the corner.
But Handsome Hank counters for 1 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Handsome Hank grabs Wrestling Machine on each side of the head and sticks his own head under Wrestling Machine's chin. Handsome Hank drops sharply to his knees, smashing Wrestling Machine's jaw. What a Jaw Breaker for 10!
Handsome Hank tries to make a DDT.
But Wrestling Machine counters for 6 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Wrestling Machine makes a pathetic Elbow drop for 1 damage.
Handsome Hank must be impervious!
Wrestling Machine is on the mat... Handsome Hank executes a Low Blow Leg Drop for 2! I hope Wrestling Machine wasn't planning on having kids!
My house caught fire this morning, and this is actually more exciting!
Wrestling Machine makes a stupendous Irish Whip into the corner for 1 damage.
Handsome Hank presses his body close up against Wrestling Machine's back and grabs him around the waist, lifting him up and dropping him in a Back Suplex for 1.
Wrestling Machine captures a dazed Handsome Hank into a front face lock and hooks his leg. Handsome Hank is lifted up and over and collides with the mat hard for 1, while Wrestling Machine maintains his grip and bridges his back for the pin! What an amazing Cradle Suplex!
Handsome Hank makes Head Butt for 2 damage.
Handsome Hank tries to make a Flipping Face Slam.
But Wrestling Machine counters for 2 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
After absorbing some tremendous blows Handsome Hank is left groggy, allowing Wrestling Machine to easily slip behind him and lock in an excruciating Cobra Clutch for 5!
Handsome Hank tries to make a Corkscrew moonsault.
But Wrestling Machine counters for 1 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Wrestling Machine breaks Handsome Hank's momentum with a Knee to Gut for 3.
Handsome Hank makes Neckbreaker for 5 damage.
I stared at the sun for WAY to long, and this is actually more exciting!
Wrestling Machine deftly maneuvers himself behind Handsome Hank and locks him into control with an expertly applied Chicken Wing for 4!
Handsome Hank tries to make a Gut Wrench Suplex.
But Wrestling Machine counters for 4 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Wrestling Machine makes Elbow drop for 3 damage.
Handsome Hank makes Face Lock for 3 damage.
Wrestling Machine makes a pathetic Whisper in wind for 1 damage.
Handsome Hank must be impervious!
Handsome Hank makes an incredible Stall Suplex for 13 damage.
Wrestling Machine lands lifeless on the mat!
Wrestling Machine tries to make a Neckbreaker.
But Handsome Hank counters for 6 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Handsome Hank makes a pathetic Northern Lights Suplex/Pin for 1 damage.
Wrestling Machine laughs in Handsome Hank's face!
Wrestling Machine stand Handsome Hank up... he's getting ready! Wrestling Machine takes measure of Handsome Hank, jumps up and slams the top of his foot against the back of Handsome Hank's head hitting a Back Brain Kick for 3!
Handsome Hank makes Half Nelson for 1 damage.
I was in a barroom brawl an hour ago, and this is actually more exciting!
Handsome Hank thrusts Wrestling Machine's head between his legs! I don't like where this is going... Wrestling Machine is lifted into the air and is brought down with a thundering HANK SPANK for 4!
Handsome Hank tries to get out of the cage!
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but Wrestling Machine stops him!
Wrestling Machine smashes Handsome Hank head into the turnbuckle
1!
2!
3!
4!
He's stumbling around like a drunk!
Handsome Hank tries to make a Gut Wrench Suplex.
But Wrestling Machine counters for 4 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Handsome Hank makes a pathetic Fallaway Slam for 2 damage.
My grandmother could have executed that move better!
Handsome Hank makes Spinning punch for 2 damage.
Wrestling Machine captures Handsome Hank's leg. Handsome Hank hops about and pleads for mercy, but Wrestling Machine grins maliciously and nods his head. Wrestling Machine then torques Handsome Hank's ankle and brings him to the ground with a Dragon Leg Screw for 1!
Handsome Hank makes a stupendous Face Lock for 5 damage.
Wrestling Machine makes a stupendous Irish Whip into the corner for 1 damage.
Wrestling Machine tries to get out of the cage!
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but Handsome Hank stops him!
Wrestling Machine is sitting up, dazed. Handsome Hank takes advantage and flips over Wrestling Machine, grabbing his head in the air and violently snapping it forward with a Neck Snap for 7!
My brakes gave out at an intersection last week, and this is actually more exciting!
Wrestling Machine makes a pathetic German Suplex for 1 damage.
Wrestling Machine is really sucking tonight.
Handsome Hank grabs the arm of Wrestling Machine and drops it over his shoulder for 1.
Handsome Hank tries to get out of the cage!
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but Wrestling Machine stops him!
Wrestling Machine makes Underhook Suplex for 4 damage.
Handsome Hank makes Flying Wheel kick for 6 damage.
Wrestling Machine makes Snap Suplex for 5 damage.
Handsome Hank sends Wrestling Machine into the ropes... Handsome Hank bends down and lifts Wrestling Machine up and over to land hard on his back for 4.
Wrestling Machine makes a stupendous Spinning Kick for 6 damage.
Wow, he must only suck every other day!
Handsome Hank makes an incredible HANDSOME SPLASH for 18 damage.
I'm glad that's not me in there!
Wrestling Machine advances upon Handsome Hank and pushes him off balance, skillfully ending the exchange and sending Handsome Hank to the floor with a Back Heel Trip for 1!
Handsome Hank makes Surfboard for 3 damage.
My wife gave birth yesterday, and this is actually more exciting!
Wrestling Machine makes Fallaway Slam for 7 damage.
Handsome Hank tries to make a Backflip Splash.
But Wrestling Machine counters for 3 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Handsome Hank makes a pathetic Stall Suplex for 1 damage.
My grandmother could have executed that move better!
Wrestling Machine makes a stupendous Flying Wheel kick for 13 damage.
Did you see the sweat fly?!
Handsome Hank tries to make a Flying Shoulder Breaker.
But Wrestling Machine counters for 3 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Wrestling Machine makes Head scissors for 2 damage.
Wrestling Machine tries to get out of the cage!
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but Handsome Hank stops him!
Handsome Hank makes Sleeper hold for 6 damage.
Round and round Wrestling Machine goes, I think his fist just broke Handsome Hank's nose! The Shoulder Tackle hits for 3!
Handsome Hank thrusts Wrestling Machine's head between his legs! I don't like where this is going... Wrestling Machine is lifted into the air and is brought down with a thundering HANK SPANK for 4!
Handsome Hank tries to get out of the cage!
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but Wrestling Machine stops him!
Wrestling Machine makes Head Butt for 4 damage.
Handsome Hank deftly maneuvers himself behind Wrestling Machine and locks him into control with an expertly applied Chicken Wing for 8!
I was in a nursing home brawl once, and this is actually more exciting!
In the middle of an exchange of blows Wrestling Machine quickly counters, capturing Handsome Hank's arm and driving him to the mat. He traps Handsome Hank's arm between his legs, locks his own hands across Handsome Hank's face, and begins to tug and pull back with all his might for 6! This Crossface is locked in tight!
Handsome Hank makes a pathetic Leg Twist for 1 damage.
Well that hardly accomplished anything.
Wrestling Machine makes Front Suplex for 10 damage.
Handsome Hank tries to make a UGLY BRUISE.
But Wrestling Machine counters for 11 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Match over : Wrestling Machine survives and climbs out of the cage and wins the match
Wrestling Machine Effects
Win cage +1
Fame +6
Exp +5
Injury -1 Technique
Injury -1 Aerial
Consciousness damage 128
Vital Life damage 13
Doctor Level 2
Match Coach Level 2
Physical Trainer Level 2
Handsome Hank Effects
Lose cage +1
Money +277 $
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -1 Submission
Injury -2 Technique
Consciousness damage 129
Vital Life damage 13
Doctor Level 2
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