ChallengeId 5115972
Title Patagonian Pirate(338044) vs Dan The Man(338058)
AttackerId 338044
DefenderId 338058
Created 2026-03-22 16:54:32
Status Fought
MatchType Single
WinnerId 338058
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AutoHeal: Patagonian Pirate uses 38 Ap for healing 76 damage
AutoHeal: Dan The Man uses 8 Ap for healing 15 damage
Patagonian Pirate has 100 hidden fame bonus from being a 1 time Legend !!
Dan The Man has 100 hidden fame bonus from being a 1 time Legend !!
Patagonian Pirate lifts Dan The Man up in a fireman's carry... he spins him around and slams him down to the mat for 3, executing a brilliant Airplane spin drop! Dan The Man looks like he is going to puke!
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a Back Brain Kick.
But Dan The Man counters for 3 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Dan The Man makes Sidewalk Slam for 6 damage.
Dan The Man makes Knee Drop for 4 damage.
Patagonian Pirate grabs Dan The Man's feet and spreads his legs apart, looking to the crowd. Dan The Man is waving his hands and pleading for mercy, knowing what is coming. Feeling sufficiently goaded, Patagonian Pirate cruelly lifts a leg and drops it right into Dan The Man's crotch, landing a Low Blow Leg Drop for 3!
Dan The Man makes Northern Lights Suplex/Pin for 3 damage.
Dan The Man puts Patagonian Pirate into a pin!
1...
2...
but Patagonian Pirate kicks out of it!
Patagonian Pirate makes Leg Twist for 4 damage.
Dan The Man makes Sidewalk Slam for 5 damage.
Patagonian Pirate makes Face Lock for 3 damage.
Dan The Man slips out of the move.
Dan The Man breaks Patagonian Pirate's momentum with a Knee to Gut for 3.
Patagonian Pirate makes Tilt-a-Whirl Slam for 4 damage.
Dan The Man thrusts Patagonian Pirate's head between his legs! I don't like where this is going... Patagonian Pirate is lifted into the air and is brought down with a thundering Power Bomb for 2!
Dan The Man wraps his arms around Patagonian Pirate, lifts him up and hits a Belly to Belly suplex for 5!
Dan The Man charges Patagonian Pirate. Patagonian Pirate coolly slaps his left shoulder with his right hand. Patagonian Pirate shoves his left arm under Dan The Man's left arm and falls to the mat, pulling his adversary with him in a well-executed Arm Drag Takedown for 2.
Dan The Man makes Full Nelson Slam for 5 damage.
I was in a barroom brawl an hour ago, and this is actually more exciting!
Patagonian Pirate delivers a flesh-rending Chop across Dan The Man's chest for 1! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
Patagonian Pirate is helpless on the mat! Dan The Man positions himself at Patagonian Pirate's head and pulls him into a sitting position, resting against Dan The Man's knee. Dan The Man wraps his arm around his opponent's chin and begins to pull back HARD, executing a tendon-tearing Chin lock for 1!
Patagonian Pirate slips out of the move.
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a Flying Spin kick.
But Dan The Man counters for 2 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Dan The Man makes an extraordinary Gut Wrench Suplex for 7 damage.
You saw it here folks!
Patagonian Pirate scoops up Dan The Man and brings him down to the mat with an authoritative Body Slam for 6!
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a Compactor.
But Dan The Man counters for 1 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a Airplane spin drop.
But Dan The Man counters for 4 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Dan The Man grabs Patagonian Pirate by the throat and slams him down for 3 damage.
Patagonian Pirate makes an extraordinary Spring Board Moonsault for 9 damage.
Unbelievable!
Dan The Man wraps his arms around Patagonian Pirate, lifts him up and hits a Belly to Belly suplex for 6!
Patagonian Pirate performs a GROUND OUT for 13. He's stomping on Dan The Man like a caller at a square dance!
Dan The Man smashes Patagonian Pirate head into the turnbuckle
1!
2!
3!
4!
5!
6!
He's stumbling around like a drunk!
Dan The Man puts Patagonian Pirate into a pin!
1...
2...
but Patagonian Pirate kicks out of it!
Patagonian Pirate makes an incredible Leg Split for 6 damage.
Unbelievable!
Dan The Man makes Flipping Face Slam for 3 damage.
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a Toss out of Ring.
But Dan The Man counters for 3 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Patagonian Pirate makes Scorpion Deathlock for 5 damage.
The submission fails.
Dan The Man makes Sleeper hold for 4 damage.
Patagonian Pirate slips out of the move.
Patagonian Pirate makes a pathetic Tilt-a-Whirl Backbreaker for 2 damage.
My grandmother could have executed that move better!
Dan The Man makes Face Lock for 1 damage.
The submission fails.
My house caught fire this morning, and this is actually more exciting!
Patagonian Pirate grabs Dan The Man from behind, lifts him high, and delivers a crunching Atomic Drop for 3. Dan The Man walks about gingerly while gently holding his bruised rump!
Dan The Man delivers a flesh-rending Chop across Patagonian Pirate's chest for 1! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
Patagonian Pirate puts Dan The Man into a pin!
1...
2...
but Dan The Man kicks out of it!
Dan The Man makes Leg Split for 2 damage.
Patagonian Pirate makes an extraordinary Face Lock for 4 damage.
Dan The Man slips out of the move.
Dan The Man makes DtM DrIvEr for 18 damage.
Patagonian Pirate sneers at the downed Dan The Man with contempt, then crouches and leaps, executing a Summersault Legdrop for 9!
Patagonian Pirate moves feebly on the mat! Ever the opportunist, Dan The Man quickly climbs up to the top turnbuckle of a nearby corner and takes to the air! He gracefully leaps and twists while aloft, coming down and connecting with a solid Corkscrew moonsault for 2!
Patagonian Pirate makes Shoulder Thrust for 2 damage.
Dan The Man makes an extraordinary Flying shoulder block for 9 damage.
Wow, he must only suck every other day!
Dan The Man puts Patagonian Pirate into a pin!
1...
2...
but Patagonian Pirate kicks out of it!
I was in a bathroom brawl once, and this is actually more exciting!
Patagonian Pirate makes German Suplex for 2 damage.
Patagonian Pirate puts Dan The Man into a pin!
1...
2...
but Dan The Man kicks out of it!
Dan The Man is on the top rope and flies through the air, landing the Flying Elbow Drop for 9. Dan The Man just drove his elbow right into the chest of Patagonian Pirate!
Patagonian Pirate leaps mightily into the air and performs a Drop Kick, connecting right in the middle of Dan The Man's chest for 6.
Patagonian Pirate catches Dan The Man off guard and goes for a quick win! He puts him into a Compactor for 1 and the ref begins the count!
Patagonian Pirate puts Dan The Man into a pin!
1...
2...
but Dan The Man kicks out of it!
Dan The Man arrogantly sets up Patagonian Pirate in a standing headscissors and takes his time to survey the crowd's reaction. He then leans forward and mightily flips and heaves Patagonian Pirate onto his shoulder and finally raises him high into the air with arms outstretched. After a slight pause, Dan The Man hatefully spikes Patagonian Pirate into the mat with a Crucifix Powerbomb for a bone-crunching 7!
Patagonian Pirate puts Dan The Man into a pin!
1...
2...
but Dan The Man kicks out of it!
Patagonian Pirate waves his hands in a slightly menacing and vaguely martial arts fashion, then does a sidestep and drives a Thrust Kick into Dan The Man's face for 5!
Dan The Man makes Electric Chair for 2 damage.
Dan The Man breaks Patagonian Pirate's momentum with a Knee to Gut for 2.
Patagonian Pirate grabs the arm of Dan The Man and drops it over his shoulder for 2.
Dan The Man makes Full Nelson Slam for 6 damage.
Match over : Dan The Man wins by knockout
Patagonian Pirate Effects
Lose by knockout +1
Money +105 $
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -2 Submission
Injury -1 Technique
Injury -2 Aerial
Consciousness damage 132
Vital Life damage 14
Doctor Level 2
Dan The Man Effects
Win by knockout +1
Money +323 $
Fame +6
Exp +5
Injury -1 Technique
Injury -1 Consciousness
Consciousness damage 95
Vital Life damage 10
Doctor Level 2
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