ChallengeId 5119378
Title TOURNAMENT MATCH: Patagonian Pirate(338044) vs Dan The Man(338058)
AttackerId 338044
DefenderId 338058
Created 2026-04-06 00:03:11
Status Fought
MatchType Cage
WinnerId 338044
TOURNAMENT MATCH
AutoHeal: Patagonian Pirate uses 3 Ap for healing 5 damage
AutoHeal: Dan The Man uses 20 Ap for healing 39 damage
Patagonian Pirate has 100 hidden fame bonus from being a 1 time Legend !!
Dan The Man has 100 hidden fame bonus from being a 1 time Legend !!
Patagonian Pirate makes Front Powerslam for 3 damage.
Patagonian Pirate makes Underhook Suplex for 3 damage.
Patagonian Pirate makes Gut Buster for 5 damage.
Dan The Man tries to make a Heel Kick.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 1 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Dan The Man tries to make a Tilt-a-Whirl Backbreaker.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 1 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Patagonian Pirate climbs the ropes as Dan The Man lies motionless on the mat. Patagonian Pirate leaps, completing a full flip and a quarter hitting a 450 Splash for 10!
Anyone else think Dan The Man was dumb to accept this match?
Patagonian Pirate is down on the mat behind Dan The Man. Dan The Man crouches down then springs back up executing a backflip and landing a splash on Patagonian Pirate for 3!
Patagonian Pirate makes Pumphandle Suplex for 4 damage.
Dan The Man grabs Patagonian Pirate by the throat and slams him down for 7 damage.
Dan The Man throws Patagonian Pirate toward the ropes with a hard Irish Whip! Dan The Man tries to leap over Patagonian Pirate but is caught by surprise with a lightning-fast SKULL AND CROSSBONES for 2!
Dan The Man balls his fist and hits Patagonian Pirate right in the gut, making a Punch for 1.
Patagonian Pirate climbs the ropes as Dan The Man lies motionless on the mat. Patagonian Pirate leaps, completing a full flip and a quarter hitting a 450 Splash for 2!
Dan The Man makes a pathetic Snake Eyes for 1 damage.
Did I miss something that made that move suck so bad?
Patagonian Pirate makes Pumphandle Suplex for 3 damage.
Patagonian Pirate makes an incredible Head scissors for 6 damage.
That was the prettiest thing I've ever seen!
Dan The Man makes Flying shoulder block for 7 damage.
Patagonian Pirate grabs Dan The Man's arm under his own and steps around behind him. Patagonian Pirate hooks a leg over Dan The Man's thigh and tightens his grip, placing Dan The Man in a painful Abdominal Stretch for 1.
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a Tiger Driver.
But Dan The Man counters for 3 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Dan The Man leaps from the top rope towards Patagonian Pirate, his arm extended. Dan The Man nearly takes off Patagonian Pirate's head with a Flying Clothesline for 3.
Patagonian Pirate makes Front Powerslam for 3 damage.
Patagonian Pirate makes Head Butt for 5 damage.
Dan The Man leaps mightily into the air and performs a Drop Kick, connecting right in the middle of Patagonian Pirate's chest for 6.
Dan The Man catches Patagonian Pirate off guard and goes for a quick win! He puts him into a Compactor for 1 and the ref begins the count!
Patagonian Pirate grabs the arm of Dan The Man and drops it over his shoulder for 9.
Patagonian Pirate charges Dan The Man. Dan The Man coolly slaps his left shoulder with his right hand. Dan The Man shoves his left arm under Patagonian Pirate's left arm and falls to the mat, pulling his adversary with him in a well-executed DtM TaKeDoWn for 5.
After absorbing some tremendous blows Dan The Man is left groggy, allowing Patagonian Pirate to easily slip behind him and lock in an excruciating Cobra Clutch for 1!
Dan The Man arrogantly sets up Patagonian Pirate in a standing headscissors and takes his time to survey the crowd's reaction. He then leans forward and mightily flips and heaves Patagonian Pirate onto his shoulder and finally raises him high into the air with arms outstretched. After a slight pause, Dan The Man hatefully spikes Patagonian Pirate into the mat with a Crucifix Powerbomb for a bone-crunching 7!
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a Flying Neckbreaker.
But Dan The Man counters for 1 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Dan The Man tries to make a Rolling Germans.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 1 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Patagonian Pirate makes Spring Board Moonsault for 3 damage.
Patagonian Pirate tries to get out of the cage!
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but Dan The Man stops him!
Dan The Man makes Heel Kick for 9 damage.
Dan The Man tries to get out of the cage!
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but Patagonian Pirate stops him!
This is a terrific match so far!
Patagonian Pirate makes a pathetic CUTLASS SLAM for 3 damage.
Patagonian Pirate is really sucking tonight.
Dan The Man makes Wristlock for 2 damage.
Patagonian Pirate wraps his arms around Dan The Man, lifts him up and hits a Belly to Belly suplex for 4!
Patagonian Pirate performs a GROUND OUT for 3. He's stomping on Dan The Man like a caller at a square dance!
Patagonian Pirate makes Flying Cross Body for 3 damage.
Dan The Man makes an extraordinary Knee Drop for 5 damage.
Patagonian Pirate was thrown around like a dog's chew-toy!
Dan The Man makes Snake Eyes for 2 damage.
Patagonian Pirate wraps his arms around Dan The Man's waist and lower back and begins to squeeze executing a Bear Hug for 8. Dan The Man is gasping for air!
Dan The Man bounces off the ropes, and flips over Patagonian Pirate, grabbing the waist and pulling him over with a DtM FlIp for 11!
Patagonian Pirate is choking Dan The Man for 1 damage, but the ref breaks it up!
He was flailing like a madman!
Dan The Man adroitly leaps onto the top rope from the outside apron and leaps off, expertly connecting with a Springboard Dropkick square in Patagonian Pirate's chest. 7!
Patagonian Pirate makes a Shining Wizard for 3 damage.
I think I have his brains on my pants!
Dan The Man makes a pathetic Front Suplex for 1 damage.
Patagonian Pirate must be impervious!
Patagonian Pirate captures a dazed Dan The Man into a front face lock and hooks his leg. Dan The Man is lifted up and over and collides with the mat hard for 3, while Patagonian Pirate maintains his grip and bridges his back for the pin! What an amazing Cradle Suplex!
Patagonian Pirate tries to get out of the cage!
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but Dan The Man stops him!
Dan The Man makes Tilt-a-Whirl Backbreaker for 4 damage.
Patagonian Pirate makes an extraordinary Wheel Kick for 6 damage.
Dan The Man was thrown around like a dog's chew-toy!
Patagonian Pirate is lying on the ropes trying to catch his breath... OH MY! Dan The Man grabs the back of Patagonian Pirate's head and jumps to the arena floor, clotheslining Patagonian Pirate on the top rope with a sneaky Ring Rope Clothesline Snap for 9!
I stared at the sun for WAY to long, and this is actually more exciting!
Dan The Man is helpless on the mat! Patagonian Pirate positions himself at Dan The Man's head and pulls him into a sitting position, resting against Patagonian Pirate's knee. Patagonian Pirate wraps his arm around his opponent's chin and begins to pull back HARD, executing a tendon-tearing Chin lock for 2!
Dan The Man tries to make a Boston Crab.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 2 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Patagonian Pirate has Dan The Man stunned... What he doing? He's climbing the ropes... he leaps with his hands locked together, hitting Dan The Man on the head with a Top Rope Axe Handle for 3!
Dan The Man tries to get out of the cage!
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but Patagonian Pirate stops him!
Patagonian Pirate hooks Dan The Man's arms behind his back and looks to the crowd. Patagonian Pirate is going to attempt a Tiger Driver and Dan The Man appears helpless... Patagonian Pirate lifts him upside-down and drops him head first to the mat for 4!
Dan The Man adroitly leaps onto the top rope from the outside apron and leaps off, expertly connecting with a Springboard Dropkick square in Patagonian Pirate's chest. 1!
Patagonian Pirate bends his arm up next to his head, slaps his elbow twice, then drives it down on the forehead of Dan The Man for 3! He sure know how to make a Elbow Smash hurt!
Dan The Man sends Patagonian Pirate into the ropes... Dan The Man bends down and lifts Patagonian Pirate up and over to land hard on his back for 5.
Patagonian Pirate thrusts Dan The Man's head between his legs! I don't like where this is going... Dan The Man is lifted into the air and is brought down with a thundering Power Bomb for 2!
Dan The Man captures a dazed Patagonian Pirate into a front face lock and hooks his leg. Patagonian Pirate is lifted up and over and collides with the mat hard for 2, while Dan The Man maintains his grip and bridges his back for the pin! What an amazing Cradle Suplex!
My brakes gave out at an intersection last week, and this is actually more exciting!
Patagonian Pirate hooks Dan The Man's arms behind his back and looks to the crowd. Patagonian Pirate is going to attempt a Tiger Driver and Dan The Man appears helpless... Patagonian Pirate lifts him upside-down and drops him head first to the mat for 4!
Dan The Man makes a pathetic Leg Drop for 1 damage.
Well that hardly accomplished anything.
Patagonian Pirate makes Gut Buster for 5 damage.
Dan The Man grabs Patagonian Pirate's arm under his own and steps around behind him. Dan The Man hooks a leg over Patagonian Pirate's thigh and tightens his grip, placing Patagonian Pirate in a painful Abdominal Stretch for 5.
Dan The Man is sitting up, dazed. Patagonian Pirate takes advantage and flips over Dan The Man, grabbing his head in the air and violently snapping it forward with a Neck Snap for 8!
Match over : Patagonian Pirate survives and climbs out of the cage and wins the match
Patagonian Pirate Effects
Win cage +1
Money +866 $
Fame +6
Exp +5
Injury -1 Technique
Injury -1 Consciousness
Consciousness damage 109
Vital Life damage 11
Doctor Level 2
Dan The Man Effects
Lose cage +1
Money +290 $
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -1 Submission
Injury -1 Technique
Injury -1 Aerial
Consciousness damage 130
Vital Life damage 14
Doctor Level 2
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