ChallengeId 5121076
Title TITLE MATCH: Dan The Man(338058) vs Patagonian Pirate(338044)
AttackerId 338058
DefenderId 338044
Created 2026-04-14 00:03:13
Status Fought
MatchType LMS
WinnerId 338058
TITLE MATCH
AutoHeal: Dan The Man uses 45 Ap for healing 90 damage
AutoHeal: Patagonian Pirate uses 6 Ap for healing 11 damage
Dan The Man has 100 hidden fame bonus from being a 1 time Legend !!
Patagonian Pirate has 100 hidden fame bonus from being a 1 time Legend !!
Round and round Dan The Man goes, I think his fist just broke Patagonian Pirate's nose! The Shoulder Tackle hits for 3!
Dan The Man looks a bit groggy. Patagonian Pirate waits behind him, then quickly sticks his arms under Dan The Man's arms and locks his hands behind Dan The Man's head, cinching in a Full Nelson for 3!
Dan The Man tries to make a Camel Clutch.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 3 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a Elbow drop.
But Dan The Man counters for 1 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Patagonian Pirate looks a bit groggy. Dan The Man waits behind him, then quickly sticks his arms under Patagonian Pirate's arms and locks his hands behind Patagonian Pirate's head, cinching in a Full Nelson for 3!
Dan The Man tries to make a Scorpion Deathlock.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 2 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Dan The Man makes Tilt-a-Whirl Backbreaker for 9 damage.
Patagonian Pirate grabs Dan The Man's ankle and locks in a Ankle Lock for 4. Dan The Man winces in agony!
Dan The Man tries to make a Surfboard.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 3 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Dan The Man is sent into the ropes... Patagonian Pirate gets a running start and performs a Drop Kick for 6, sending Dan The Man back staggering!
Dan The Man makes Flying Headscissors Takedown for 3 damage.
Dan The Man makes DtM DrIvEr for 14 damage.
Patagonian Pirate grabs Dan The Man from behind, lifts him high, and delivers a crunching Atomic Drop for 3. Dan The Man walks about gingerly while gently holding his bruised rump!
Round and round Dan The Man goes, I think his fist just broke Patagonian Pirate's nose! The Shoulder Tackle hits for 1!
Dan The Man bends his arm up next to his head, slaps his elbow twice, then drives it down on the forehead of Patagonian Pirate for 1! He sure know how to make a Elbow Smash hurt!
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a Scorpion Deathlock.
But Dan The Man counters for 1 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Dan The Man tries to make a Back Body Drop.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 2 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a CUTLASS SLAM.
But Dan The Man counters for 11 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Dan The Man charges Patagonian Pirate and executes a beautiful Spear for 8, nearly impaling him with his shoulder. He went through him like grass through a goose!
Patagonian Pirate is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Patagonian Pirate makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Dan The Man is down on the mat behind Patagonian Pirate. Patagonian Pirate crouches down then springs back up executing a backflip and landing a splash on Dan The Man for 7!
Dan The Man grabs Patagonian Pirate on each side of the head and sticks his own head under Patagonian Pirate's chin. Dan The Man drops sharply to his knees, smashing Patagonian Pirate's jaw. What a Jaw Breaker for 10!
Patagonian Pirate makes Shoulder Thrust for 1 damage.
Dan The Man adroitly leaps onto the top rope from the outside apron and leaps off, expertly connecting with a Springboard Dropkick square in Patagonian Pirate's chest. 2!
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a Spinning Kick.
But Dan The Man counters for 2 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Dan The Man grabs Patagonian Pirate around the waist. Dan The Man suplexes once.... twice.... three times! There it is folks, a Rolling Germans for 3!
Patagonian Pirate makes a pathetic Northern Lights Suplex/Pin for 1 damage.
My grandmother could have executed that move better!
My house caught fire this morning, and this is actually more exciting!
Dan The Man makes Leg Breaker for 7 damage.
Patagonian Pirate makes an incredible BURIED TREASURE for 24 damage.
Wow, he must only suck every other day!
Dan The Man rakes the back of Patagonian Pirate for 1! What does he do, file his nails to make it hurt more?
Patagonian Pirate locks Dan The Man's leg under his armpit and leans back in a Achilles Tendon Hold for 2! The pain must be excruciating!
Patagonian Pirate makes Electric Chair for 6 damage.
Dan The Man grabs the arm of Patagonian Pirate and drops it over his shoulder for 7.
Patagonian Pirate tenaciously traps Dan The Man in a head lock and then points straight ahead. The crowd roars as Patagonian Pirate runs and leaps with Dan The Man's head in tow! Both wrestlers land on the mat with a crunching thud as Patagonian Pirate delivers a powerful Bulldog for 3!
Dan The Man hooks Patagonian Pirate's arms behind his back and looks to the crowd. Dan The Man is going to attempt a Tiger Driver and Patagonian Pirate appears helpless... Dan The Man lifts him upside-down and drops him head first to the mat for 6!
Patagonian Pirate is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Patagonian Pirate makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Patagonian Pirate makes Snap Suplex for 2 damage.
Dan The Man is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Dan The Man makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Dan The Man makes an extraordinary Senton Splash for 8 damage.
Did you see the sweat fly?!
Patagonian Pirate makes Gut Wrench Suplex for 2 damage.
I was in a barroom brawl an hour ago, and this is actually more exciting!
Dan The Man makes Head Butt for 4 damage.
Patagonian Pirate catches Dan The Man off guard and goes for a quick win! He puts him into a Compactor for 1 and the ref begins the count!
Dan The Man makes Snap Suplex for 4 damage.
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a Snake Eyes.
But Dan The Man counters for 1 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Dan The Man gets ready. he's setting Patagonian Pirate up. Dan The Man lifts Patagonian Pirate up across his shoulders, then applies pressure to Patagonian Pirate's neck and leg, bending him backwards in an Argentine Back Breaker for 3! He's trying to snap him in half!
Dan The Man is helpless on the mat! Patagonian Pirate positions himself at Dan The Man's head and pulls him into a sitting position, resting against Patagonian Pirate's knee. Patagonian Pirate wraps his arm around his opponent's chin and begins to pull back HARD, executing a tendon-tearing Chin lock for 4!
Dan The Man grabs Patagonian Pirate's head and falls back, rolling up and hooking Patagonian Pirate's leg for 1... That's some Small Package!
Patagonian Pirate makes a stupendous Hip toss for 2 damage.
Dan The Man hooks both arms of Patagonian Pirate! He brings him to the mat back first for 1!
Patagonian Pirate grabs Dan The Man's head and falls back, rolling up and hooking Dan The Man's leg for 1... That's some Small Package!
My house caught fire this morning, and this is actually more exciting!
Dan The Man makes Flying neck snap for 9 damage.
Patagonian Pirate makes Top-rope splash for 3 damage.
Dan The Man makes an extraordinary DtM SuPlEx for 26 damage.
Patagonian Pirate was thrown around like a dog's chew-toy!
This time he is down for good. The Ref Counts:
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Match over : Dan The Man wins
Dan The Man Effects
Win LMS +1
Money +1233 $
Fame +6
Exp +5
Consciousness damage 85
Vital Life damage 9
Doctor Level 2
Patagonian Pirate Effects
Lose LMS +1
Money +380 $
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -2 Consciousness
Consciousness damage 150
Vital Life damage 16
Doctor Level 2
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