ChallengeId 5121318
Title Lex Talionis(337281) vs Handsome Hank(337910)
AttackerId 337281
DefenderId 337910
Created 2026-04-14 20:46:29
Status Fought
MatchType LMS
WinnerId 337281
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AutoHeal: Lex Talionis uses 42 Ap for healing 83 damage
AutoHeal: Handsome Hank uses 38 Ap for healing 76 damage
Lex Talionis has 100 hidden fame bonus from being a 1 time Legend !!
Handsome Hank has 100 hidden fame bonus from being a 1 time Legend !!
Lex Talionis makes Spinning Kick for 2 damage.
Handsome Hank waves his hands in a slightly menacing and vaguely martial arts fashion, then does a sidestep and drives a Thrust Kick into Lex Talionis's face for 1!
Lex Talionis makes Head Lock for 2 damage.
Handsome Hank makes a Shining Wizard for 11 damage.
I think I have his brains on my pants!
Lex Talionis makes a pathetic Flying Spin kick for 2 damage.
Did I miss something that made that move suck so bad?
Handsome Hank quickly leaps onto the second rope of the ring and catapults himself backwards toward Lex Talionis!
5 damage
Lex Talionis makes German Suplex for 4 damage.
Handsome Hank throws Lex Talionis toward the ropes with a hard Irish Whip! Handsome Hank tries to leap over Lex Talionis but is caught by surprise with a lightning-fast Clothesline for 6!
Lex Talionis makes a pathetic Hurricanrana for 1 damage.
Handsome Hank laughs in Lex Talionis's face!
Lex Talionis makes Senton Splash for 6 damage.
Handsome Hank makes Drop toe hold for 1 damage.
Lex Talionis makes Senton Splash for 2 damage.
Handsome Hank is hoisted onto Lex Talionis's shoulders! What's he going to do?!? WHAM! Handsome Hank is brought down onto Lex Talionis's knee for a tremendous Canadian Backbreaker for 9!
Handsome Hank tries to make a HANK BOMB.
But Lex Talionis counters for 4 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Lex Talionis makes an extraordinary Whisper in wind for 9 damage.
I think I saw his spit land in the audience because of that hit!
Lex Talionis is down... Handsome Hank climbs the ropes and leaps with his arms out to the side and buries his head into Lex Talionis's chest with a Diving Headbutt for 12!
Lex Talionis tries to make a Back Breaker.
But Handsome Hank counters for 1 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Handsome Hank hooks both arms of Lex Talionis! He brings him to the mat back first for 1!
I was mugged yesterday, and this is actually more exciting!
Lex Talionis grabs Handsome Hank's arm under his own and steps around behind him. Lex Talionis hooks a leg over Handsome Hank's thigh and tightens his grip, placing Handsome Hank in a painful Abdominal Stretch for 1.
Handsome Hank makes a pathetic German Suplex for 1 damage.
My grandmother could have executed that move better!
Lex Talionis makes Pile Driver for 8 damage.
Handsome Hank performs a Stomp for 2. He's stomping on Lex Talionis like a caller at a square dance!
Handsome Hank is lifted up and is brought down back first onto Lex Talionis's knee for a devastating Back Breaker, hitting for 1!
Handsome Hank is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Handsome Hank makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Handsome Hank captures a dazed Lex Talionis into a front face lock and hooks his leg. Lex Talionis is lifted up and over and collides with the mat hard for 1, while Handsome Hank maintains his grip and bridges his back for the pin! What an amazing Cradle Suplex!
Lex Talionis delivers a flesh-rending Chop across Handsome Hank's chest for 1! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
Lex Talionis grabs Handsome Hank's arm under his own and steps around behind him. Lex Talionis hooks a leg over Handsome Hank's thigh and tightens his grip, placing Handsome Hank in a painful Abdominal Stretch for 2.
Handsome Hank sits the downed Lex Talionis upright, then clamps a hand on either side of Lex Talionis's head and begins to apply all the pressure he can muster with a painful Head Vice for 2.
My wife gave birth yesterday, and this is actually more exciting!
Lex Talionis deftly maneuvers himself behind Handsome Hank and locks him into control with an expertly applied Chicken Wing for 3!
Handsome Hank makes Flying Cross Body for 2 damage.
Lex Talionis is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Lex Talionis makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Lex Talionis makes a stupendous Flip-Over Cover for 1 damage.
Lex Talionis makes Leg Breaker for 5 damage.
Handsome Hank locks Lex Talionis's leg under his armpit and leans back in a Achilles Tendon Hold for 1! The pain must be excruciating!
Lex Talionis makes Front Powerslam for 4 damage.
Lex Talionis wraps his arms around Handsome Hank's waist and lower back and begins to squeeze executing a Bear Hug for 3. Handsome Hank is gasping for air!
Handsome Hank is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Handsome Hank makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Lex Talionis gets ready. he's setting Handsome Hank up. Lex Talionis lifts Handsome Hank up across his shoulders, then applies pressure to Handsome Hank's neck and leg, bending him backwards in an Argentine Back Breaker for 2! He's trying to snap him in half!
Lex Talionis grabs Handsome Hank's head and falls back, rolling up and hooking Handsome Hank's leg for 1... That's some Small Package!
Lex Talionis charges Handsome Hank. Handsome Hank coolly slaps his left shoulder with his right hand. Handsome Hank shoves his left arm under Lex Talionis's left arm and falls to the mat, pulling his adversary with him in a well-executed Arm Drag Takedown for 3.
Handsome Hank leaps from the top rope towards Lex Talionis, his arm extended. Handsome Hank nearly takes off Lex Talionis's head with a Flying Clothesline for 2.
Lex Talionis makes Sidewalk Slam for 3 damage.
Handsome Hank executes a crushing Bear Hug for 10! If this continues any longer, Lex Talionis could suffer some serious kidney damage!
Lex Talionis makes Leg Drop for 6 damage.
Handsome Hank makes a pathetic Pumphandle Suplex for 2 damage.
Lex Talionis laughs in Handsome Hank's face!
Handsome Hank smashes Lex Talionis head into the turnbuckle
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He's stumbling around like a drunk!
Lex Talionis makes Shoulder Thrust for 1 damage.
Lex Talionis is out cold on his feet! Handsome Hank takes advantage and charges at his opponent, bringing Lex Talionis down with an amazing Clothesline for 2!
My bank I was in was robbed by armed gunmen with assult weapons, and this is actually more exciting!
Lex Talionis makes Leg Breaker for 2 damage.
Handsome Hank makes an extraordinary Fallaway Slam for 12 damage.
Unbelievable!
Lex Talionis is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Lex Talionis makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Lex Talionis tenaciously traps Handsome Hank in a head lock and then points straight ahead. The crowd roars as Lex Talionis runs and leaps with Handsome Hank's head in tow! Both wrestlers land on the mat with a crunching thud as Lex Talionis delivers a powerful Bulldog for 9!
Handsome Hank locks Lex Talionis's leg under his armpit and leans back in a Achilles Tendon Hold for 2! The pain must be excruciating!
Lex Talionis makes Spring Board Moonsault for 6 damage.
Handsome Hank tries to make a Face Lock.
But Lex Talionis counters for 2 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Handsome Hank is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Handsome Hank makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Handsome Hank tenaciously traps Lex Talionis in a head lock and then points straight ahead. The crowd roars as Handsome Hank runs and leaps with Lex Talionis's head in tow! Both wrestlers land on the mat with a crunching thud as Handsome Hank delivers a powerful Bulldog for 8!
Lex Talionis makes a pathetic Leg Split for 1 damage.
Well that hardly accomplished anything.
Handsome Hank makes an extraordinary Neckbreaker for 10 damage.
Holy crap, I bet they heard that hit all the way in China!
My brakes gave out at an intersection last week, and this is actually more exciting!
Handsome Hank tries to make a Boston Crab.
But Lex Talionis counters for 2 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Lex Talionis smashes Handsome Hank head into the turnbuckle
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He's stumbling around like a drunk!
Handsome Hank makes a pathetic Flying neck snap for 1 damage.
Lex Talionis is unfazed!
Handsome Hank deftly maneuvers himself behind Lex Talionis and locks him into control with an expertly applied Chicken Wing for 4!
Lex Talionis tries to make a Backflip Splash.
But Handsome Hank counters for 4 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Handsome Hank grabs Lex Talionis on each side of the head and sticks his own head under Lex Talionis's chin. Handsome Hank drops sharply to his knees, smashing Lex Talionis's jaw. What a Jaw Breaker for 12!
Lex Talionis makes Surfboard for 6 damage.
Lex Talionis is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Lex Talionis makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Handsome Hank charges Lex Talionis. Lex Talionis coolly slaps his left shoulder with his right hand. Lex Talionis shoves his left arm under Handsome Hank's left arm and falls to the mat, pulling his adversary with him in a well-executed Arm Drag Takedown for 3.
Lex Talionis presses his body close up against Handsome Hank's back and grabs him around the waist, lifting him up and dropping him in a Back Suplex for 3.
Handsome Hank makes a stupendous Drop toe hold for 2 damage.
Handsome Hank deftly maneuvers himself behind Lex Talionis and locks him into control with an expertly applied Chicken Wing for 4!
Handsome Hank makes Knee Drop for 3 damage.
Lex Talionis gracefully launches himself off of the top turnbuckle and comes hurtling down like a flaming meteor at Handsome Hank, connecting with an amazing Missile Dropkick for 1! Wow, that certainly was "flaming"! Ahem.
This time he is down for good. The Ref Counts:
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Match over : Lex Talionis wins
Lex Talionis Effects
Win LMS +1
Money +853 $
Fame +6
Exp +5
Consciousness damage 125
Vital Life damage 13
Doctor Level 2
Handsome Hank Effects
Lose LMS +1
Money +300 $
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -1 Strength
Injury -2 Submission
Consciousness damage 125
Vital Life damage 13
Doctor Level 2
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