ChallengeId 5121320
Title Lex Talionis(337281) vs Handsome Hank(337910)
AttackerId 337281
DefenderId 337910
Created 2026-04-14 20:46:39
Status Fought
MatchType LMS
WinnerId 337281
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AutoHeal: Handsome Hank uses 39 Ap for healing 77 damage
Lex Talionis has 100 hidden fame bonus from being a 1 time Legend !!
Handsome Hank has 100 hidden fame bonus from being a 1 time Legend !!
Handsome Hank is down... Lex Talionis climbs the ropes and leaps with his arms out to the side and buries his head into Handsome Hank's chest with a IN THE BALLS for 5!
Handsome Hank tries to make a 450 Splash.
But Lex Talionis counters for 3 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Lex Talionis arrogantly sets up Handsome Hank in a standing headscissors and takes his time to survey the crowd's reaction. He then leans forward and mightily flips and heaves Handsome Hank onto his shoulder and finally raises him high into the air with arms outstretched. After a slight pause, Lex Talionis hatefully spikes Handsome Hank into the mat with a Crucifix Powerbomb for a bone-crunching 8!
Handsome Hank smashes Lex Talionis head into the turnbuckle
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He's stumbling around like a drunk!
Round and round Lex Talionis goes, I think his fist just broke Handsome Hank's nose! The Shoulder Tackle hits for 3!
Lex Talionis is lifted up and is brought down back first onto Handsome Hank's knee for a devastating Back Breaker, hitting for 6!
Handsome Hank is lifted up and is brought down back first onto Lex Talionis's knee for a devastating Back Breaker, hitting for 6!
Handsome Hank is hoisted onto Lex Talionis's shoulders! What's he going to do?!? WHAM! Handsome Hank is brought down onto Lex Talionis's knee for a tremendous Canadian Backbreaker for 12!
In the middle of an exchange of blows Lex Talionis quickly counters, capturing Handsome Hank's arm and driving him to the mat. He traps Handsome Hank's arm between his legs, locks his own hands across Handsome Hank's face, and begins to tug and pull back with all his might for 7! This Crossface is locked in tight!
Lex Talionis stands behind Handsome Hank and grabs his wrists. Lex Talionis kneels down, plants a knee in Handsome Hank's back and pulls HARD, executing a Bow and Arrow for 1!
Handsome Hank is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Handsome Hank makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Handsome Hank makes an extraordinary Stall Suplex for 14 damage.
Forget anything bad I ever said about this guy!
Lex Talionis makes a stupendous Head scissors for 7 damage.
Handsome Hank was thrown around like a dog's chew-toy!
Handsome Hank makes HANDSOME WIN for 7 damage.
Round and round Lex Talionis goes, I think his fist just broke Handsome Hank's nose! The Shoulder Tackle hits for 3!
Lex Talionis makes an incredible Northern Lights Suplex/Pin for 8 damage.
That was the prettiest thing I've ever seen!
Handsome Hank looks a bit groggy. Lex Talionis waits behind him, then quickly sticks his arms under Handsome Hank's arms and locks his hands behind Handsome Hank's head, cinching in a Full Nelson for 5!
Handsome Hank tries to make a Back Brain Kick.
But Lex Talionis counters for 2 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Lex Talionis lifts Handsome Hank up in a fireman's carry... he spins him around and slams him down to the mat for 11, executing a brilliant Airplane spin drop! Handsome Hank looks like he is going to puke!
Handsome Hank is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Handsome Hank makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Handsome Hank waves his hands in a slightly menacing and vaguely martial arts fashion, then does a sidestep and drives a Thrust Kick into Lex Talionis's face for 2!
My town got attacked by hordes of the undead, and this is actually more exciting!
Lex Talionis makes Flying Shoulder Breaker for 1 damage.
Handsome Hank wraps his arms around Lex Talionis's waist and lower back and begins to squeeze executing a Bear Hug for 2. Lex Talionis is gasping for air!
Handsome Hank bends his arm up next to his head, slaps his elbow twice, then drives it down on the forehead of Lex Talionis for 1! He sure know how to make a Elbow Smash hurt!
Lex Talionis waves his hands in a slightly menacing and vaguely martial arts fashion, then does a sidestep and drives a Thrust Kick into Handsome Hank's face for 3!
Handsome Hank tries to make a Drop toe hold.
But Lex Talionis counters for 1 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Lex Talionis follows Handsome Hank as he runs into the ropes and performs a fancy-looking handspring, smashing the rebounding Handsome Hank in the face with a Handspring Elbow for 11 as he comes back to a vertical base!
Handsome Hank makes Wristlock for 3 damage.
Lex Talionis is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Lex Talionis makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Lex Talionis lifts Handsome Hank into a suplex postion and drops Handsome Hank straight on his head with a Brain Buster for 8.
Handsome Hank tries to make a Flip-Over Cover.
But Lex Talionis counters for 1 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
I was in a nursing home brawl once, and this is actually more exciting!
Handsome Hank sends Lex Talionis into the ropes... Handsome Hank bends down and lifts Lex Talionis up and over to land hard on his back for 6.
Lex Talionis makes a stupendous Flip-Over Cover for 1 damage.
Handsome Hank leaps from the top rope towards Lex Talionis, his arm extended. Handsome Hank nearly takes off Lex Talionis's head with a Flying Clothesline for 4.
Lex Talionis is sent hurtling toward the ropes with an Irish Whip! A waiting and eager Handsome Hank is waiting on his return trip with a hellacious Clothesline for 7!
Lex Talionis locks Handsome Hank's leg under his armpit and leans back in a Achilles Tendon Hold for 2! The pain must be excruciating!
Lex Talionis charges Handsome Hank. Handsome Hank coolly slaps his left shoulder with his right hand. Handsome Hank shoves his left arm under Lex Talionis's left arm and falls to the mat, pulling his adversary with him in a well-executed Arm Drag Takedown for 3.
Lex Talionis makes Knee Breaker for 3 damage.
Handsome Hank is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Handsome Hank makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Lex Talionis makes a Shining Wizard for 9 damage.
I think I have his brains on my pants!
Lex Talionis gracefully launches himself off of the top turnbuckle and comes hurtling down like a flaming meteor at Handsome Hank, connecting with an amazing Missile Dropkick for 5! Wow, that certainly was "flaming"! Ahem.
Handsome Hank makes an extraordinary Stall Suplex for 14 damage.
Lex Talionis is left twitching on the mat!
My brakes gave out at an intersection last week, and this is actually more exciting!
Handsome Hank makes an extraordinary Flying Headscissors Takedown for 8 damage.
Lex Talionis lands lifeless on the mat!
Lex Talionis is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Lex Talionis makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Lex Talionis makes Flying Cross Body for 2 damage.
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Match over : Lex Talionis wins
Lex Talionis Effects
Win LMS +1
Money +863 $
Fame +6
Exp +5
Consciousness damage 82
Vital Life damage 9
Doctor Level 2
Handsome Hank Effects
Lose LMS +1
Money +299 $
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -2 Submission
Injury -2 Technique
Injury -2 Aerial
Injury -2 Consciousness
Consciousness damage 128
Vital Life damage 13
Doctor Level 2
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