ChallengeId 5121336
Title Lex Talionis(337281) vs Handsome Hank(337910)
AttackerId 337281
DefenderId 337910
Created 2026-04-14 20:47:56
Status Fought
MatchType LMS
WinnerId 337281
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AutoHeal: Lex Talionis uses 65 Ap for healing 129 damage
AutoHeal: Handsome Hank uses 29 Ap for healing 58 damage
Lex Talionis has 100 hidden fame bonus from being a 1 time Legend !!
Handsome Hank has 100 hidden fame bonus from being a 1 time Legend !!
Lex Talionis tries to make a Bow and Arrow.
But Handsome Hank counters for 2 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Handsome Hank makes Flying Shoulder Breaker for 3 damage.
Lex Talionis makes a stupendous Leg Breaker for 9 damage.
You saw it here folks!
Handsome Hank makes Flying neck snap for 9 damage.
Lex Talionis tries to make a Flying Headscissors Takedown.
But Handsome Hank counters for 3 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Handsome Hank smashes Lex Talionis head into the turnbuckle
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He's stumbling around like a drunk!
Handsome Hank is helpless on the mat! Lex Talionis positions himself at Handsome Hank's head and pulls him into a sitting position, resting against Lex Talionis's knee. Lex Talionis wraps his arm around his opponent's chin and begins to pull back HARD, executing a tendon-tearing Chin lock for 5!
Handsome Hank bounces off the ropes, and flips over Lex Talionis, grabbing the waist and pulling him over with a Sunset Flip for 1!
Lex Talionis climbs to the second rope and waits for Handsome Hank to regain a vertical base. Lex Talionis leaps over Handsome Hank, grabbing his head and landing heavily, transferring the shock into a Flying Neckbreaker for 7!
Handsome Hank lifts Lex Talionis into a suplex postion and drops Lex Talionis straight on his head with a Brain Buster for 12.
These two make everyone else pale in comparison to their talent!
Lex Talionis makes a pathetic Flying neck snap for 1 damage.
Handsome Hank must be impervious!
Handsome Hank tries to make a Flying Headscissors Takedown.
But Lex Talionis counters for 5 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Lex Talionis grabs the leg of Handsome Hank, rotates arounds and locks in the Figure four leg lock for 2. Will Handsome Hank tap out?
Handsome Hank tries to make a Neckbreaker.
But Lex Talionis counters for 2 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Lex Talionis deftly sidesteps Handsome Hank's attack, moves behind him and locks in a Full Nelson for 3!
Handsome Hank tries to make a Gut Wrench Suplex.
But Lex Talionis counters for 2 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Lex Talionis smashes Handsome Hank head into the turnbuckle
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He's stumbling around like a drunk!
Anyone else think Handsome Hank was dumb to accept this match?
Handsome Hank looks a bit groggy. Lex Talionis waits behind him, then quickly sticks his arms under Handsome Hank's arms and locks his hands behind Handsome Hank's head, cinching in a Full Nelson for 2!
Lex Talionis makes Half Nelson for 1 damage.
Handsome Hank makes Sleeper hold for 5 damage.
Lex Talionis makes Stall Suplex for 5 damage.
Lex Talionis makes a pathetic Flying Cross Body for 1 damage.
My grandmother could have executed that move better!
Handsome Hank makes a pathetic Gut Buster for 1 damage.
My grandmother could have executed that move better!
Handsome Hank is sitting up, dazed. Lex Talionis takes advantage and flips over Handsome Hank, grabbing his head in the air and violently snapping it forward with a Neck Snap for 8!
Handsome Hank is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Handsome Hank makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Handsome Hank makes Half Nelson for 1 damage.
Lex Talionis grabs Handsome Hank's arm under his own and steps around behind him. Lex Talionis hooks a leg over Handsome Hank's thigh and tightens his grip, placing Handsome Hank in a painful Abdominal Stretch for 2.
Handsome Hank grabs the arm of Lex Talionis and drops it over his shoulder for 6.
Lex Talionis quickly leaps onto the second rope of the ring and catapults himself backwards toward Handsome Hank!
2 damage
Handsome Hank tries to make a Crossface.
But Lex Talionis counters for 4 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Lex Talionis is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Lex Talionis makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Lex Talionis grabs Handsome Hank on each side of the head and sticks his own head under Handsome Hank's chin. Lex Talionis drops sharply to his knees, smashing Handsome Hank's jaw. What a Jaw Breaker for 1!
Handsome Hank makes Hanging Fallaway Suplex for 6 damage.
Lex Talionis tries to make a Vertical Suplex.
But Handsome Hank counters for 1 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Handsome Hank deftly sidesteps Lex Talionis's attack, moves behind him and locks in a Full Nelson for 5!
Lex Talionis makes Elbow drop for 2 damage.
Handsome Hank is choking Lex Talionis for 4 damage, but the ref breaks it up!
He was flailing like a madman!
My brakes gave out at an intersection last week, and this is actually more exciting!
Lex Talionis makes a pathetic Northern Lights Suplex/Pin for 1 damage.
Lex Talionis is really sucking tonight.
Handsome Hank makes Elbow drop for 2 damage.
Handsome Hank quickly takes a step back and snaps his foot out to the side, catching Lex Talionis right on the chin with a Thrust Kick causing 9! I was barely able to see that!
Handsome Hank delivers a flesh-rending Chop across Lex Talionis's chest for 1! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
Handsome Hank tries to make a Pumphandle Slam.
But Lex Talionis counters for 4 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Lex Talionis makes an extraordinary Flipping Face Slam for 9 damage.
I'm glad that's not me in there!
Handsome Hank tries to make a Leg Split.
But Lex Talionis counters for 2 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Lex Talionis grabs Handsome Hank by the wrist and ducks underneath it, giving it a good, solid twist and locking in a Arm Bar for 2.
Handsome Hank is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Handsome Hank makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Lex Talionis is down... Handsome Hank climbs the ropes and leaps with his arms out to the side and buries his head into Lex Talionis's chest with a Diving Headbutt for 6!
My brakes gave out at an intersection last week, and this is actually more exciting!
Lex Talionis makes Flying Shoulder Breaker for 3 damage.
Handsome Hank catches Lex Talionis off guard and goes for a quick win! He puts him into a Compactor for 1 and the ref begins the count!
In the middle of an exchange of blows Lex Talionis quickly counters, capturing Handsome Hank's arm and driving him to the mat. He traps Handsome Hank's arm between his legs, locks his own hands across Handsome Hank's face, and begins to tug and pull back with all his might for 2! This Crossface is locked in tight!
With an impressive show of 'roid rage induced strength, Handsome Hank presses Lex Talionis above his head, then performs a Gorilla Press for 1, simply letting Lex Talionis drop right to the ground.
Lex Talionis is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Lex Talionis makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Lex Talionis makes Head Butt for 4 damage.
Handsome Hank makes a pathetic Pumphandle Suplex for 2 damage.
My grandmother could have executed that move better!
Lex Talionis tries to make a Knee Breaker.
But Handsome Hank counters for 1 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Handsome Hank hoists Lex Talionis onto his shoulders, setting him up for a Airplane spin drop! He's spinning him right round, baby, right round! Like a record, baby, right round, round round! Lex Talionis gets dropped for 3!
Lex Talionis makes an incredible Pile Driver for 11 damage.
Unbelievable!
Lex Talionis performs a Stomp for 1. He's stomping on Handsome Hank like a caller at a square dance!
I was in a nursing home brawl once, and this is actually more exciting!
Handsome Hank is down... Lex Talionis climbs the ropes and leaps with his arms out to the side and buries his head into Handsome Hank's chest with a IN THE BALLS for 18!
Lex Talionis makes a stupendous Gut Buster for 9 damage.
Handsome Hank is gasping for air like a dying fish!
This time he is down for good. The Ref Counts:
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Match over : Lex Talionis wins
Lex Talionis Effects
Win LMS +1
Money +923 $
Fame +6
Exp +5
Consciousness damage 87
Vital Life damage 9
Doctor Level 2
Handsome Hank Effects
Lose LMS +1
Money +316 $
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -1 Submission
Injury -2 Aerial
Injury -1 Consciousness
Consciousness damage 135
Vital Life damage 14
Doctor Level 2
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