ChallengeId 5121346
Title Lex Talionis(337281) vs Handsome Hank(337910)
AttackerId 337281
DefenderId 337910
Created 2026-04-14 20:48:45
Status Fought
MatchType LMS
WinnerId 337281
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AutoHeal: Handsome Hank uses 26 Ap for healing 51 damage
Lex Talionis has 100 hidden fame bonus from being a 1 time Legend !!
Handsome Hank has 100 hidden fame bonus from being a 1 time Legend !!
Lex Talionis executes a crushing Bear Hug for 10! If this continues any longer, Handsome Hank could suffer some serious kidney damage!
Handsome Hank makes a stupendous Half Nelson for 3 damage.
Handsome Hank makes Full Nelson Slam for 3 damage.
Lex Talionis winds up with a closed fist and drives it forward right into Handsome Hank's head! A Punch for 1!
Handsome Hank tries to make a Argentine Back Breaker.
But Lex Talionis counters for 2 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Lex Talionis tries to make a Shining Wizard.
But Handsome Hank counters for 1 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
In the middle of an exchange of blows Lex Talionis quickly counters, capturing Handsome Hank's arm and driving him to the mat. He traps Handsome Hank's arm between his legs, locks his own hands across Handsome Hank's face, and begins to tug and pull back with all his might for 6! This Crossface is locked in tight!
Lex Talionis is helpless on the mat! Handsome Hank positions himself at Lex Talionis's head and pulls him into a sitting position, resting against Handsome Hank's knee. Handsome Hank wraps his arm around his opponent's chin and begins to pull back HARD, executing a tendon-tearing Chin lock for 3!
Lex Talionis makes a pathetic Senton Splash for 1 damage.
My grandmother could have executed that move better!
Handsome Hank tries to make a Elbow drop.
But Lex Talionis counters for 2 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
I was mugged yesterday, and this is actually more exciting!
Lex Talionis gracefully launches himself off of the top turnbuckle and comes hurtling down like a flaming meteor at Handsome Hank, connecting with an amazing Missile Dropkick for 4! Wow, that certainly was "flaming"! Ahem.
Lex Talionis makes a stupendous Flip-Over Cover for 1 damage.
Lex Talionis makes Shoulder Thrust for 1 damage.
Handsome Hank makes a stupendous Shoulder Thrust for 3 damage.
Handsome Hank makes a pathetic Flipping Face Slam for 2 damage.
Handsome Hank is really sucking tonight.
Lex Talionis tries to make a Flying Wheel kick.
But Handsome Hank counters for 4 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Lex Talionis makes Leg Twist for 3 damage.
Handsome Hank tries to make a German Suplex.
But Lex Talionis counters for 3 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Handsome Hank makes a stupendous Flying Shoulder Breaker for 5 damage.
This is a terrific match so far!
Lex Talionis tries to make a Front Suplex.
But Handsome Hank counters for 3 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Lex Talionis squats down over a prone Handsome Hank and hooks his elbows over his knees. Lex Talionis locks his hands under Handsome Hank's chin, sits, and pulls back with ferocity, inflicting a painful Camel Clutch for 5.
Handsome Hank catches Lex Talionis's leg under his arm and signals to the crowd. Handsome Hank spins with a flourish and takes down Lex Talionis, nearly tearing his leg from the socket with a Dragon Leg Screw for 1.
Handsome Hank balls his fist and hits Lex Talionis right in the gut, making a Punch for 1.
Lex Talionis has Handsome Hank stunned... What he doing? He's climbing the ropes... he leaps with his hands locked together, hitting Handsome Hank on the head with a Top Rope Axe Handle for 2!
Handsome Hank breaks Lex Talionis's momentum with a Knee to Gut for 2.
Lex Talionis tries to make a Head Lock.
But Handsome Hank counters for 3 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Handsome Hank tries to make a Atomic Drop.
But Lex Talionis counters for 1 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Lex Talionis has Handsome Hank stunned... What he doing? He's climbing the ropes... he leaps with his hands locked together, hitting Handsome Hank on the head with a Top Rope Axe Handle for 3!
Lex Talionis is lifted up and is brought down back first onto Handsome Hank's knee for a devastating Back Breaker, hitting for 3!
Lex Talionis tries to make a Tilt-a-Whirl Backbreaker.
But Handsome Hank counters for 2 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Handsome Hank presses his body close up against Lex Talionis's back and grabs him around the waist, lifting him up and dropping him in a Back Suplex for 5.
Lex Talionis winds up with a closed fist and drives it forward right into Handsome Hank's head! A Punch for 1!
Handsome Hank is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Handsome Hank makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Handsome Hank makes a stupendous Knee Drop for 6 damage.
Lex Talionis was thrown around like a dog's chew-toy!
Lex Talionis grabs Handsome Hank's arm under his own and steps around behind him. Lex Talionis hooks a leg over Handsome Hank's thigh and tightens his grip, placing Handsome Hank in a painful Abdominal Stretch for 3.
Handsome Hank makes a pathetic Full Nelson Slam for 1 damage.
Handsome Hank is really sucking tonight.
Lex Talionis hooks both arms of Handsome Hank! He brings him to the mat back first for 1!
Lex Talionis makes an extraordinary Leg Drop for 8 damage.
Wow, he must only suck every other day!
Handsome Hank charges Lex Talionis and executes a beautiful HANK PLANT for 5, nearly impaling him with his shoulder. He went through him like grass through a goose!
I was in a barroom brawl an hour ago, and this is actually more exciting!
Lex Talionis makes Flying Cross Body for 2 damage.
Handsome Hank advances upon Lex Talionis and pushes him off balance, skillfully ending the exchange and sending Lex Talionis to the floor with a Back Heel Trip for 1!
With Handsome Hank down, now is Lex Talionis's chance to capitalize. Lex Talionis quickly backs into the corner and hops onto the second rope. Lex Talionis leaps off and hits a Second Rope Leg Drop for 4.
Handsome Hank makes Pile Driver for 4 damage.
Lex Talionis makes an incredible Gut Buster for 9 damage.
Handsome Hank is gasping for air like a dying fish!
Handsome Hank climbs the ropes as Lex Talionis lies motionless on the mat. Handsome Hank leaps, completing a full flip and a quarter hitting a 450 Splash for 15!
Lex Talionis makes an extraordinary Lionsault for 10 damage.
I think I saw his spit land in the audience because of that hit!
Handsome Hank delivers a flesh-rending Chop across Lex Talionis's chest for 1! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
Handsome Hank makes Tilt-a-Whirl Slam for 5 damage.
Lex Talionis is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Lex Talionis makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Lex Talionis has Handsome Hank stunned... What he doing? He's climbing the ropes... he leaps with his hands locked together, hitting Handsome Hank on the head with a Top Rope Axe Handle for 1!
Handsome Hank grabs Lex Talionis on each side of the head and sticks his own head under Lex Talionis's chin. Handsome Hank drops sharply to his knees, smashing Lex Talionis's jaw. What a Jaw Breaker for 6!
I was in a barroom brawl an hour ago, and this is actually more exciting!
Handsome Hank tries to make a Head Lock.
But Lex Talionis counters for 1 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Round and round Lex Talionis goes, I think his fist just broke Handsome Hank's nose! The Shoulder Tackle hits for 3!
Lex Talionis makes an incredible Gut Wrench Suplex for 7 damage.
I think I saw his spit land in the audience because of that hit!
Handsome Hank is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Handsome Hank makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Lex Talionis is down on the mat behind Handsome Hank. Handsome Hank crouches down then springs back up executing a backflip and landing a splash on Lex Talionis for 3!
Lex Talionis climbs to the second rope and waits for Handsome Hank to regain a vertical base. Lex Talionis leaps over Handsome Hank, grabbing his head and landing heavily, transferring the shock into a Flying Neckbreaker for 14!
Handsome Hank grabs Lex Talionis by the wrist and ducks underneath it, giving it a good, solid twist and locking in a Arm Bar for 7.
Handsome Hank moves feebly on the mat! Ever the opportunist, Lex Talionis quickly climbs up to the top turnbuckle of a nearby corner and takes to the air! He gracefully leaps and twists while aloft, coming down and connecting with a solid Corkscrew moonsault for 5!
Handsome Hank makes a stupendous Knee Breaker for 10 damage.
Forget anything bad I ever said about this guy!
Lex Talionis sneers at the downed Handsome Hank with contempt, then crouches and leaps, executing a Summersault Legdrop for 1!
Handsome Hank catches Lex Talionis off guard and goes for a quick win! He puts him into a Compactor for 1 and the ref begins the count!
My town got attacked by hordes of the undead, and this is actually more exciting!
Lex Talionis makes a pathetic Flying shoulder block for 1 damage.
Handsome Hank must be impervious!
Lex Talionis makes Shoulder Block for 6 damage.
Handsome Hank captures Lex Talionis's leg. Lex Talionis hops about and pleads for mercy, but Handsome Hank grins maliciously and nods his head. Handsome Hank then torques Lex Talionis's ankle and brings him to the ground with a Dragon Leg Screw for 1!
Lex Talionis holds Handsome Hank in a standing front facelock then falls back, slamming Handsome Hank's head into the mat for 6. I think he tried to bury him with that DDT!
This time he is down for good. The Ref Counts:
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Match over : Lex Talionis wins
Lex Talionis Effects
Win LMS +1
Money +950 $
Fame +6
Exp +5
Consciousness damage 110
Vital Life damage 12
Doctor Level 2
Handsome Hank Effects
Lose LMS +1
Money +317 $
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -1 Strength
Injury -1 Consciousness
Consciousness damage 128
Vital Life damage 13
Doctor Level 2
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