ChallengeId 5138276
Title TOURNAMENT MATCH: The Love Doctor(337835) vs Patagonian Pirate(338044)
AttackerId 337835
DefenderId 338044
Created 2026-07-11 00:03:09
Status Fought
MatchType Cage
WinnerId 338044
TOURNAMENT MATCH
AutoHeal: The Love Doctor uses 14 Ap for healing 27 damage
AutoHeal: Patagonian Pirate uses 49 Ap for healing 98 damage
The Love Doctor has 300 hidden fame bonus from being a 3 times Legend !!
Patagonian Pirate has 200 hidden fame bonus from being a 2 times Legend !!
Round and round The Love Doctor goes, I think his fist just broke Patagonian Pirate's nose! The Shoulder Tackle hits for 3!
Patagonian Pirate makes a pathetic Elbow drop for 1 damage.
Patagonian Pirate is really sucking tonight.
Patagonian Pirate is sent into the ropes... The Love Doctor gets a running start and performs a Drop Kick for 1, sending Patagonian Pirate back staggering!
Patagonian Pirate makes a pathetic Northern Lights Suplex/Pin for 1 damage.
The Love Doctor laughs in Patagonian Pirate's face!
Patagonian Pirate makes CAT O NINE TAILS for 6 damage.
The Love Doctor is tossed over the top rope and slams right into the cage!
3 damage!
The Love Doctor makes a stupendous Kick for 3 damage.
Patagonian Pirate executes a crushing Bear Hug for 9! If this continues any longer, The Love Doctor could suffer some serious kidney damage!
The Love Doctor holds Patagonian Pirate in a standing front facelock then falls back, slamming Patagonian Pirate's head into the mat for 2. I think he tried to bury him with that DDT!
The Love Doctor makes a Shining Wizard for 5 damage.
I think I have his brains on my pants!
The Love Doctor smashes Patagonian Pirate head into the turnbuckle
1!
2!
3!
4!
He's stumbling around like a drunk!
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a Northern Lights Suplex/Pin.
But The Love Doctor counters for 3 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
The Love Doctor performs a Stomp for 2. He's stomping on Patagonian Pirate like a caller at a square dance!
The Love Doctor tenaciously traps Patagonian Pirate in a head lock and then points straight ahead. The crowd roars as The Love Doctor runs and leaps with Patagonian Pirate's head in tow! Both wrestlers land on the mat with a crunching thud as The Love Doctor delivers a powerful Bulldog for 9!
The Love Doctor is lying on the ropes trying to catch his breath... OH MY! Patagonian Pirate grabs the back of The Love Doctor's head and jumps to the arena floor, clotheslining The Love Doctor on the top rope with a sneaky Ring Rope Clothesline Snap for 2!
The Love Doctor makes Elbow drop for 4 damage.
Patagonian Pirate makes an incredible Pile Driver for 13 damage.
The Love Doctor lands lifeless on the mat!
Patagonian Pirate tries to get out of the cage!
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but The Love Doctor stops him!
My brakes gave out at an intersection last week, and this is actually more exciting!
The Love Doctor winds up with a closed fist and drives it forward right into Patagonian Pirate's head! A Punch for 1!
The Love Doctor is lying supine... Patagonian Pirate capitalizes and grabs The Love Doctor's ankles and hooks them, stepping over into a Boston Crab for a painful 5!
The Love Doctor makes a pathetic Fallaway Slam for 2 damage.
My grandmother could have executed that move better!
The Love Doctor looks a bit groggy. Patagonian Pirate waits behind him, then quickly sticks his arms under The Love Doctor's arms and locks his hands behind The Love Doctor's head, cinching in a BOWLINE for 13!
The Love Doctor waves his hands in a slightly menacing and vaguely martial arts fashion, then does a sidestep and drives a Thrust Kick into Patagonian Pirate's face for 1!
The Love Doctor makes Pumphandle Slam for 6 damage.
The Love Doctor tries to get out of the cage!
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but Patagonian Pirate stops him!
The Love Doctor throws Patagonian Pirate toward the ropes with a hard Irish Whip! The Love Doctor tries to leap over Patagonian Pirate but is caught by surprise with a lightning-fast Clothesline for 6!
Patagonian Pirate summons all of his strength and lifts The Love Doctor high into the air by his throat! Patagonian Pirate then brings The Love Doctor crashing down to the mat for a devastating Chokeslam for 9!
The Love Doctor makes Front Suplex for 3 damage.
I was in a bathroom brawl once, and this is actually more exciting!
The Love Doctor leaps mightily into the air and performs a Drop Kick, connecting right in the middle of Patagonian Pirate's chest for 2.
The Love Doctor is lying supine... Patagonian Pirate capitalizes and grabs The Love Doctor's ankles and hooks them, stepping over into a Boston Crab for a painful 5!
The Love Doctor performs a Stomp for 1. He's stomping on Patagonian Pirate like a caller at a square dance!
Patagonian Pirate grabs The Love Doctor around the waist. Patagonian Pirate suplexes once.... twice.... three times! There it is folks, a Rolling Germans for 10!
The Love Doctor charges Patagonian Pirate. Patagonian Pirate coolly slaps his left shoulder with his right hand. Patagonian Pirate shoves his left arm under The Love Doctor's left arm and falls to the mat, pulling his adversary with him in a well-executed Arm Drag Takedown for 2.
The Love Doctor makes Scorpion Deathlock for 3 damage.
Patagonian Pirate summons all of his strength and lifts The Love Doctor high into the air by his throat! Patagonian Pirate then brings The Love Doctor crashing down to the mat for a devastating Chokeslam for 1!
The Love Doctor smashes Patagonian Pirate head into the turnbuckle
1!
2!
3!
4!
He's stumbling around like a drunk!
The Love Doctor tries to make a MILE HIGH CLUB.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 6 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
The Love Doctor is lying supine... Patagonian Pirate capitalizes and grabs The Love Doctor's ankles and hooks them, stepping over into a Boston Crab for a painful 6!
I stared at the sun for WAY to long, and this is actually more exciting!
Patagonian Pirate delivers a flesh-rending Chop across The Love Doctor's chest for 2! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
Patagonian Pirate tries to get out of the cage!
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but The Love Doctor stops him!
Patagonian Pirate squeezes the life out of The Love Doctor with a Bear Hug for 2!
The Love Doctor performs a Stomp for 1. He's stomping on Patagonian Pirate like a caller at a square dance!
The Love Doctor makes Top-rope splash for 5 damage.
The Love Doctor tries to get out of the cage!
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but Patagonian Pirate stops him!
Patagonian Pirate grabs The Love Doctor by the throat and slams him down for 9 damage.
Match over : Patagonian Pirate survives and climbs out of the cage and wins the match
The Love Doctor Effects
Lose cage +1
Money +393 $
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -1 Technique
Consciousness damage 111
Vital Life damage 12
Doctor Level 2
Patagonian Pirate Effects
Win cage +1
Money +1196 $
Fame +6
Exp +5
Consciousness damage 61
Vital Life damage 7
Doctor Level 2
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