ChallengeId 5142353
Title TITLE MATCH: Patagonian Pirate(338044) vs Florida Man(338326)
AttackerId 338044
DefenderId 338326
Created 2026-07-30 00:03:07
Status Fought
MatchType Ladder
WinnerId 338326
TITLE MATCH
AutoHeal: Patagonian Pirate uses 17 Ap for healing 33 damage
AutoHeal: Florida Man uses 5 Ap for healing 9 damage
Patagonian Pirate has 200 hidden fame bonus from being a 2 times Legend !!
Florida Man hooks Patagonian Pirate's arms behind his back and looks to the crowd. Florida Man is going to attempt a Tiger Driver and Patagonian Pirate appears helpless... Florida Man lifts him upside-down and drops him head first to the mat for 5!
Florida Man balls his fist and hits Patagonian Pirate right in the gut, making a Five Fingers for 14.
Patagonian Pirate tosses Florida Man out of the ring for 2 damage but Florida Man gets back in quickly. 2 damage!
Florida Man makes Hanging Fallaway Suplex for 8 damage.
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a HARPOON.
But Florida Man counters for 7 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Florida Man tries to make a Wheel Kick.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 1 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Patagonian Pirate grabs the leg of Florida Man, rotates arounds and locks in the Figure four leg lock for 5. Will Florida Man tap out?
Florida Man is lying on the ropes trying to catch his breath... OH MY! Patagonian Pirate grabs the back of Florida Man's head and jumps to the arena floor, clotheslining Florida Man on the top rope with a sneaky Ring Rope Clothesline Snap for 10!
Florida Man makes Splash for 5 damage.
I was mugged yesterday, and this is actually more exciting!
Florida Man scoops up Patagonian Pirate and brings him down to the mat with an authoritative Body Slam for 6!
Florida Man tries to make a Leg Twist.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 1 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Florida Man tries to raise the ladder!
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but Patagonian Pirate stops him!
Florida Man arrogantly sets up Patagonian Pirate in a standing headscissors and takes his time to survey the crowd's reaction. He then leans forward and mightily flips and heaves Patagonian Pirate onto his shoulder and finally raises him high into the air with arms outstretched. After a slight pause, Florida Man hatefully spikes Patagonian Pirate into the mat with a Crucifix Powerbomb for a bone-crunching 10!
Patagonian Pirate makes Kick for 1 damage.
Florida Man grabs Patagonian Pirate from behind, lifts him high, and delivers a crunching Atomic Drop for 3. Patagonian Pirate walks about gingerly while gently holding his bruised rump!
Patagonian Pirate makes a stupendous CAT O NINE TAILS for 16 damage.
Wow, he must only suck every other day!
Florida Man makes Pumphandle Suplex for 9 damage.
Florida Man thrusts Patagonian Pirate's head between his legs! I don't like where this is going... Patagonian Pirate is lifted into the air and is brought down with a thundering Power Bomb for 5!
Florida Man grabs Patagonian Pirate from behind, lifts him high, and delivers a crunching Atomic Drop for 1. Patagonian Pirate walks about gingerly while gently holding his bruised rump!
Patagonian Pirate winds up with a closed fist and drives it forward right into Florida Man's head! A Punch for 1!
Patagonian Pirate tries to raise the ladder!
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but Florida Man stops him!
Florida Man waves his hands in a slightly menacing and vaguely martial arts fashion, then does a sidestep and drives a Thrust Kick into Patagonian Pirate's face for 4!
My brakes gave out at an intersection last week, and this is actually more exciting!
Florida Man makes Front Suplex for 7 damage.
Patagonian Pirate makes a pathetic Head Butt for 1 damage.
Did I miss something that made that move suck so bad?
Florida Man bends his arm up next to his head, slaps his elbow twice, then drives it down on the forehead of Patagonian Pirate for 3! He sure know how to make a ELBOW SUPPER hurt!
Florida Man makes a stupendous Hanging Fallaway Suplex for 11 damage.
Wow, he must only suck every other day!
Patagonian Pirate is lifted up and is brought down back first onto Florida Man's knee for a devastating Back Breaker, hitting for 10!
Match over : Florida Man sets up the ladder and reaches the suitcase
Patagonian Pirate Effects
Lose ladder +1
Money +202 $
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -2 Strength
Injury -2 Submission
Injury -1 Aerial
Injury -1 Consciousness
Consciousness damage 108
Vital Life damage 11
Doctor Level 2
Florida Man Effects
Win ladder +1
Money +581 $
Fame +6
Exp +3
Consciousness damage 38
Vital Life damage 4
Doctor Level 2
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