ChallengeId 5143239
Title TOURNAMENT MATCH: Florida Man(338326) vs Patagonian Pirate(338044)
AttackerId 338326
DefenderId 338044
Created 2026-08-03 00:03:10
Status Fought
MatchType LMS
WinnerId 338326
TOURNAMENT MATCH
AutoHeal: Florida Man uses 24 Ap for healing 47 damage
AutoHeal: Patagonian Pirate uses 17 Ap for healing 34 damage
Patagonian Pirate has 200 hidden fame bonus from being a 2 times Legend !!
Florida Man winds up with a closed fist and drives it forward right into Patagonian Pirate's head! A Five Fingers for 15!
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a Pile Driver.
But Florida Man counters for 6 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Patagonian Pirate delivers a flesh-rending Chop across Florida Man's chest for 1! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
Florida Man scoops up Patagonian Pirate and brings him down to the mat with an authoritative Body Slam for 8!
Florida Man thrusts Patagonian Pirate's head between his legs! I don't like where this is going... Patagonian Pirate is lifted into the air and is brought down with a thundering Power Bomb for 7!
Florida Man bends low and grabs Patagonian Pirate's legs. He lifts him up, then kneels down, one knee driving up in between Patagonian Pirate's legs in a spine-compressing Atomic Drop for 1 that leaves Patagonian Pirate hopping up and down. Patagonian Pirate will be singing soprano after that one!
Patagonian Pirate is lifted up and is brought down back first onto Florida Man's knee for a devastating Back Breaker, hitting for 5!
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a Punch.
But Florida Man counters for 1 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Florida Man makes a pathetic Pumphandle Slam for 1 damage.
Did I miss something that made that move suck so bad?
I was in a bathroom brawl once, and this is actually more exciting!
This is going quick, at least we won't waste your time.
Patagonian Pirate grabs Florida Man's arm under his own and steps around behind him. Patagonian Pirate hooks a leg over Florida Man's thigh and tightens his grip, placing Florida Man in a painful Abdominal Stretch for 6.
Florida Man arrogantly sets up Patagonian Pirate in a standing headscissors and takes his time to survey the crowd's reaction. He then leans forward and mightily flips and heaves Patagonian Pirate onto his shoulder and finally raises him high into the air with arms outstretched. After a slight pause, Florida Man hatefully spikes Patagonian Pirate into the mat with a Crucifix Powerbomb for a bone-crunching 12!
Patagonian Pirate is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Patagonian Pirate makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Florida Man makes Elbow drop for 3 damage.
Florida Man summons all of his strength and lifts Patagonian Pirate high into the air by his throat! Florida Man then brings Patagonian Pirate crashing down to the mat for a devastating Chokeslam for 2!
Patagonian Pirate smashes Florida Man head into the turnbuckle
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He's stumbling around like a drunk!
Patagonian Pirate delivers a flesh-rending Chop across Florida Man's chest for 1! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
Patagonian Pirate charges Florida Man and executes a beautiful HARPOON for 14, nearly impaling him with his shoulder. He went through him like grass through a goose!
Into the ropes goes Patagonian Pirate... and he's brought down with a Big Boot for 5 from Florida Man!
Florida Man smashes Patagonian Pirate head into the turnbuckle
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He's stumbling around like a drunk!
Patagonian Pirate is hoisted onto Florida Man's shoulders! What's he going to do?!? WHAM! Patagonian Pirate is brought down onto Florida Man's knee for a tremendous Canadian Backbreaker for 11!
Florida Man makes an extraordinary Spine Buster for 8 damage.
Forget anything bad I ever said about this guy!
Patagonian Pirate makes Heel Kick for 9 damage.
Florida Man tries to make a Chokeslam.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 6 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Patagonian Pirate is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Patagonian Pirate makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Florida Man charges Patagonian Pirate. Patagonian Pirate coolly slaps his left shoulder with his right hand. Patagonian Pirate shoves his left arm under Florida Man's left arm and falls to the mat, pulling his adversary with him in a well-executed Arm Drag Takedown for 3.
Patagonian Pirate delivers a flesh-rending Chop across Florida Man's chest for 2! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
Patagonian Pirate makes Shoulder Thrust for 1 damage.
This is a terrific match so far!
Florida Man makes Spine Buster for 3 damage.
Patagonian Pirate balls his fist and hits Florida Man right in the gut, making a Punch for 1.
Patagonian Pirate tosses Florida Man for 9 damage!
Florida Man wraps his arms around Patagonian Pirate's waist and lower back and begins to squeeze executing a Bear Hug for 2. Patagonian Pirate is gasping for air!
Florida Man makes Gut Wrench Suplex for 6 damage.
Into the ropes goes Patagonian Pirate... and he's brought down with a Big Boot for 2 from Florida Man!
This time he is down for good. The Ref Counts:
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Match over : Florida Man wins
Florida Man Effects
Win LMS +1
Money +1183 $
Fame +6
Exp +4
Consciousness damage 57
Vital Life damage 6
Doctor Level 2
Patagonian Pirate Effects
Lose LMS +1
Money +416 $
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -2 Strength
Injury -1 Submission
Injury -1 Technique
Consciousness damage 103
Vital Life damage 11
Doctor Level 2
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