ChallengeId 5147685
Title Handsome Hank(337910) vs Uncaped Crusader(338113)
AttackerId 337910
DefenderId 338113
Created 2026-08-25 01:01:50
Status Fought
MatchType LMS
WinnerId 338113
Again?
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AutoHeal: Handsome Hank uses 65 Ap for healing 129 damage
AutoHeal: Uncaped Crusader uses 57 Ap for healing 114 damage
Handsome Hank has 100 hidden fame bonus from being a 1 time Legend !!
Uncaped Crusader has 100 hidden fame bonus from being a 1 time Legend !!
Uncaped Crusader makes Kick for 1 damage.
Handsome Hank makes a pathetic Stall Suplex for 1 damage.
Uncaped Crusader must be impervious!
Handsome Hank is hoisted onto Uncaped Crusader's shoulders! What's he going to do?!? WHAM! Handsome Hank is brought down onto Uncaped Crusader's knee for a tremendous Canadian Backbreaker for 1!
Handsome Hank tries to make a Snap Suplex.
But Uncaped Crusader counters for 3 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Handsome Hank makes Head Lock for 5 damage.
Handsome Hank is lying supine... Uncaped Crusader capitalizes and grabs Handsome Hank's ankles and hooks them, stepping over into a Boston Crab for a painful 2!
Uncaped Crusader makes Wristlock for 2 damage.
Handsome Hank makes a stupendous Leg Split for 7 damage.
I think I saw his spit land in the audience because of that hit!
Uncaped Crusader makes Monkey Flip for 3 damage.
My town got attacked by hordes of the undead, and this is actually more exciting!
Handsome Hank tries to make a Compactor.
But Uncaped Crusader counters for 1 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Uncaped Crusader tries to make a Flying Spin kick.
But Handsome Hank counters for 3 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Handsome Hank sits the downed Uncaped Crusader upright, then clamps a hand on either side of Uncaped Crusader's head and begins to apply all the pressure he can muster with a painful Head Vice for 1.
Uncaped Crusader makes a pathetic Wheel Kick for 1 damage.
Uncaped Crusader is really sucking tonight.
Handsome Hank tries to make a Knee Breaker.
But Uncaped Crusader counters for 1 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Uncaped Crusader makes an extraordinary Lionsault for 9 damage.
Holy crap, I bet they heard that hit all the way in China!
Uncaped Crusader deftly maneuvers himself behind Handsome Hank and locks him into control with an expertly applied Chicken Wing for 6!
Handsome Hank makes a pathetic Front Powerslam for 1 damage.
Uncaped Crusader is unfazed!
Round and round Uncaped Crusader goes, I think his fist just broke Handsome Hank's nose! The Shoulder Tackle hits for 3!
Handsome Hank tries to make a Diving Headbutt.
But Uncaped Crusader counters for 3 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Uncaped Crusader makes Heel Kick for 5 damage.
My house caught fire this morning, and this is actually more exciting!
Handsome Hank tries to make a Pile Driver.
But Uncaped Crusader counters for 6 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Handsome Hank tries to make a Brain Buster.
But Uncaped Crusader counters for 2 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Uncaped Crusader tries to make a Hurricanrana.
But Handsome Hank counters for 3 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Uncaped Crusader makes Head scissors for 2 damage.
Uncaped Crusader tries to make a Hanging Fallaway Suplex.
But Handsome Hank counters for 4 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Handsome Hank hooks both arms of Uncaped Crusader! He brings him to the mat back first for 1!
Uncaped Crusader grabs Handsome Hank's head and falls back, rolling up and hooking Handsome Hank's leg for 1... That's some Small Package!
Handsome Hank tries to make a Flying Spin kick.
But Uncaped Crusader counters for 3 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Uncaped Crusader makes Underhook Suplex for 3 damage.
I was in a barroom brawl an hour ago, and this is actually more exciting!
Handsome Hank tries to make a Shining Wizard.
But Uncaped Crusader counters for 5 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Uncaped Crusader grabs Handsome Hank's feet and spreads his legs apart, looking to the crowd. Handsome Hank is waving his hands and pleading for mercy, knowing what is coming. Feeling sufficiently goaded, Uncaped Crusader cruelly lifts a leg and drops it right into Handsome Hank's crotch, landing a Low Blow Leg Drop for 2!
Handsome Hank is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Handsome Hank makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Handsome Hank makes a stupendous Irish Whip into the corner for 1 damage.
Uncaped Crusader makes Elbow drop for 3 damage.
Handsome Hank presses his body close up against Uncaped Crusader's back and grabs him around the waist, lifting him up and dropping him in a Back Suplex for 9.
Handsome Hank bends his arm up next to his head, slaps his elbow twice, then drives it down on the forehead of Uncaped Crusader for 2! He sure know how to make a Elbow Smash hurt!
Uncaped Crusader makes a pathetic Sleeper hold for 1 damage.
My grandmother could have executed that move better!
Handsome Hank bounces off the ropes, and flips over Uncaped Crusader, grabbing the waist and pulling him over with a Sunset Flip for 1!
Into the ropes goes Handsome Hank... and he's brought down with a Big Boot for 1 from Uncaped Crusader!
Handsome Hank makes an incredible Surfboard for 7 damage.
Holy crap, I bet they heard that hit all the way in China!
Uncaped Crusader tries to make a Corkscrew moonsault.
But Handsome Hank counters for 6 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
My house caught fire this morning, and this is actually more exciting!
Handsome Hank bounces off the ropes, and flips over Uncaped Crusader, grabbing the waist and pulling him over with a Sunset Flip for 1!
Uncaped Crusader lifts Handsome Hank into a suplex postion and drops Handsome Hank straight on his head with a Brain Buster for 10.
Uncaped Crusader is hoisted onto Handsome Hank's shoulders! What's he going to do?!? WHAM! Uncaped Crusader is brought down onto Handsome Hank's knee for a tremendous Canadian Backbreaker for 8!
Uncaped Crusader makes a Shining Wizard for 1 damage.
I think I have his brains on my pants!
Handsome Hank deftly sidesteps Uncaped Crusader's attack, moves behind him and locks in a Full Nelson for 1!
Uncaped Crusader delivers a flesh-rending Chop across Handsome Hank's chest for 2! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
Uncaped Crusader makes Monkey Flip for 2 damage.
Handsome Hank summons all of his strength and lifts Uncaped Crusader high into the air by his throat! Handsome Hank then brings Uncaped Crusader crashing down to the mat for a devastating Chokeslam for 5!
Uncaped Crusader is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Uncaped Crusader makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Uncaped Crusader tries to make a Knee Drop.
But Handsome Hank counters for 1 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Uncaped Crusader is down... Handsome Hank grabs his foot and flips over, yanking Uncaped Crusader's leg with him and forcefully extending his hamstring with a malicious Hamstring pull for 7!
Uncaped Crusader follows Handsome Hank as he runs into the ropes and performs a fancy-looking handspring, smashing the rebounding Handsome Hank in the face with a Handspring Elbow for 9 as he comes back to a vertical base!
Handsome Hank is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Handsome Hank makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
These two make everyone else pale in comparison to their talent!
Uncaped Crusader makes Stall Suplex for 4 damage.
Handsome Hank is choking Uncaped Crusader for 2 damage, but the ref breaks it up!
He was flailing like a madman!
Handsome Hank makes Snake Eyes for 2 damage.
Uncaped Crusader presses his body close up against Handsome Hank's back and grabs him around the waist, lifting him up and dropping him in a Back Suplex for 8.
Handsome Hank locks Uncaped Crusader's leg under his armpit and leans back in a Achilles Tendon Hold for 3! The pain must be excruciating!
Handsome Hank captures a dazed Uncaped Crusader into a front face lock and hooks his leg. Uncaped Crusader is lifted up and over and collides with the mat hard for 3, while Handsome Hank maintains his grip and bridges his back for the pin! What an amazing Cradle Suplex!
Uncaped Crusader makes Pumphandle Suplex for 3 damage.
Uncaped Crusader makes Pumphandle Suplex for 4 damage.
Handsome Hank tries to make a Sidewalk Slam.
But Uncaped Crusader counters for 5 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Uncaped Crusader makes a pathetic Shoulder Block for 1 damage.
My grandmother could have executed that move better!
I stared at the sun for WAY to long, and this is actually more exciting!
Handsome Hank hooks Uncaped Crusader's arms behind his back and looks to the crowd. Handsome Hank is going to attempt a Tiger Driver and Uncaped Crusader appears helpless... Handsome Hank lifts him upside-down and drops him head first to the mat for 6!
Uncaped Crusader is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Uncaped Crusader makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Handsome Hank makes an extraordinary Neckbreaker for 10 damage.
Uncaped Crusader was thrown around like a dog's chew-toy!
Uncaped Crusader breaks Handsome Hank's momentum with a Knee to Gut for 3.
Handsome Hank makes a stupendous Stall Suplex for 15 damage.
Uncaped Crusader was thrown around like a dog's chew-toy!
Uncaped Crusader catches Handsome Hank off guard and goes for a quick win! He puts him into a Compactor for 1 and the ref begins the count!
Uncaped Crusader tries to make a Tilt-a-Whirl Slam.
But Handsome Hank counters for 1 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Handsome Hank makes Spinning punch for 1 damage.
Uncaped Crusader thrusts Handsome Hank's head between his legs! I don't like where this is going... Handsome Hank is lifted into the air and is brought down with a thundering Power Bomb for 4!
This time he is down for good. The Ref Counts:
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Match over : Uncaped Crusader wins
Handsome Hank Effects
Lose LMS +1
Money +465 $
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -1 Strength
Injury -2 Submission
Injury -1 Technique
Injury -3 Aerial
Injury -1 Consciousness
Consciousness damage 127
Vital Life damage 13
Doctor Level 1
Uncaped Crusader Effects
Win LMS +1
Money +809 $
Fame +6
Exp +5
Consciousness damage 118
Vital Life damage 12
Doctor Level 2
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