ChallengeId 5148113
Title Handsome Hank(337910) vs Uncaped Crusader(338113)
AttackerId 337910
DefenderId 338113
Created 2026-08-27 01:37:18
Status Fought
MatchType LMS
WinnerId 338113
Should I be questioning my life choices?
Quite Possibly - but I wear pink tights and a lime green cape, so what do I know?
AutoHeal: Handsome Hank uses 14 Ap for healing 27 damage
AutoHeal: Uncaped Crusader uses 7 Ap for healing 14 damage
Handsome Hank has 100 hidden fame bonus from being a 1 time Legend !!
Uncaped Crusader has 100 hidden fame bonus from being a 1 time Legend !!
Handsome Hank deftly sidesteps Uncaped Crusader's attack, moves behind him and locks in a Full Nelson for 5!
Uncaped Crusader tries to make a Lionsault.
But Handsome Hank counters for 2 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Handsome Hank scoops up Uncaped Crusader and brings him down to the mat with an authoritative Body Slam for 1!
Uncaped Crusader makes Head Butt for 2 damage.
Handsome Hank makes Flying neck snap for 6 damage.
Uncaped Crusader tries to make a Gorilla Press.
But Handsome Hank counters for 4 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Handsome Hank tries to make a Full Nelson.
But Uncaped Crusader counters for 2 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Uncaped Crusader grabs Handsome Hank by the wrist and ducks underneath it, giving it a good, solid twist and locking in a Arm Bar for 5.
With Handsome Hank down, now is Uncaped Crusader's chance to capitalize. Uncaped Crusader quickly backs into the corner and hops onto the second rope. Uncaped Crusader leaps off and hits a Second Rope Leg Drop for 4.
Uncaped Crusader thrusts Handsome Hank's head between his legs! I don't like where this is going... Handsome Hank is lifted into the air and is brought down with a thundering Power Bomb for 9!
Wow, I think someone needs to restart my heart!
Handsome Hank tries to make a Flying Cross Body.
But Uncaped Crusader counters for 2 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Uncaped Crusader makes Gut Buster for 4 damage.
Uncaped Crusader climbs to the second rope and waits for Handsome Hank to regain a vertical base. Uncaped Crusader leaps over Handsome Hank, grabbing his head and landing heavily, transferring the shock into a HONG KONG PHOOEY for 14!
Handsome Hank winds up with a closed fist and drives it forward right into Uncaped Crusader's head! A Punch for 2!
Handsome Hank moves feebly on the mat! Ever the opportunist, Uncaped Crusader quickly climbs up to the top turnbuckle of a nearby corner and takes to the air! He gracefully leaps and twists while aloft, coming down and connecting with a solid Corkscrew moonsault for 9!
Handsome Hank performs a Stomp for 2. He's stomping on Uncaped Crusader like a caller at a square dance!
Handsome Hank is sitting up, dazed. Uncaped Crusader takes advantage and flips over Handsome Hank, grabbing his head in the air and violently snapping it forward with a SHAZAM for 1!
Handsome Hank tries to make a Body Slam.
But Uncaped Crusader counters for 3 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Uncaped Crusader makes an incredible Face Lock for 4 damage.
Round and round Handsome Hank goes, I think his fist just broke Uncaped Crusader's nose! The Shoulder Tackle hits for 3!
Uncaped Crusader makes Gut Wrench Suplex for 2 damage.
I was in a nursing home brawl once, and this is actually more exciting!
Handsome Hank makes a pathetic Flying shoulder block for 1 damage.
Uncaped Crusader must be impervious!
Uncaped Crusader leaps from the top rope towards Handsome Hank, his arm extended. Uncaped Crusader nearly takes off Handsome Hank's head with a Flying Clothesline for 3.
Handsome Hank tries to make a Drop toe hold.
But Uncaped Crusader counters for 1 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Uncaped Crusader sends Handsome Hank into the ropes... Uncaped Crusader bends down and lifts Handsome Hank up and over to land hard on his back for 6.
Handsome Hank is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Handsome Hank makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Handsome Hank tries to make a Heel Kick.
But Uncaped Crusader counters for 4 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Uncaped Crusader makes a stupendous Snap Suplex for 6 damage.
Forget anything bad I ever said about this guy!
Handsome Hank tries to make a Snake Eyes.
But Uncaped Crusader counters for 3 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Uncaped Crusader grabs Handsome Hank around the waist. Uncaped Crusader suplexes once.... twice.... three times! There it is folks, a Rolling Germans for 3!
Handsome Hank grabs Uncaped Crusader by the wrist and ducks underneath it, giving it a good, solid twist and locking in a Arm Bar for 5.
Uncaped Crusader has Handsome Hank stunned... What he doing? He's climbing the ropes... he leaps with his hands locked together, hitting Handsome Hank on the head with a Top Rope Axe Handle for 3!
My town got attacked by hordes of the undead, and this is actually more exciting!
Uncaped Crusader makes an incredible Wristlock for 6 damage.
Handsome Hank lands lifeless on the mat!
Handsome Hank makes Knee Breaker for 3 damage.
In the middle of an exchange of blows Handsome Hank quickly counters, capturing Uncaped Crusader's arm and driving him to the mat. He traps Uncaped Crusader's arm between his legs, locks his own hands across Uncaped Crusader's face, and begins to tug and pull back with all his might for 4! This Crossface is locked in tight!
Uncaped Crusader makes an incredible Spinning Kick for 4 damage.
Handsome Hank makes Full Nelson Slam for 2 damage.
Uncaped Crusader makes Stall Suplex for 11 damage.
Handsome Hank gets ready. he's setting Uncaped Crusader up. Handsome Hank lifts Uncaped Crusader up across his shoulders, then applies pressure to Uncaped Crusader's neck and leg, bending him backwards in an Argentine Back Breaker for 2! He's trying to snap him in half!
Uncaped Crusader grabs Handsome Hank from behind, lifts him high, and delivers a crunching Atomic Drop for 2. Handsome Hank walks about gingerly while gently holding his bruised rump!
Uncaped Crusader performs a backflip off the top rope and does a Moonsault for 10, causing Handsome Hank to writhe in pain on the mat! You'd be in pain, too, if you just had your moon salted!
Handsome Hank is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Handsome Hank makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Handsome Hank Slap's Uncaped Crusader across the face for 1! Oh no he didn't!
Uncaped Crusader makes an extraordinary Gut Buster for 9 damage.
Handsome Hank lands lifeless on the mat!
This time he is down for good. The Ref Counts:
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Match over : Uncaped Crusader wins
Handsome Hank Effects
Lose LMS +1
Money +491 $
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -1 Strength
Injury -3 Aerial
Consciousness damage 132
Vital Life damage 14
Doctor Level 1
Uncaped Crusader Effects
Win LMS +1
Money +844 $
Fame +6
Exp +5
Consciousness damage 43
Vital Life damage 5
Doctor Level 2
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