ChallengeId 5148114
Title Handsome Hank(337910) vs Uncaped Crusader(338113)
AttackerId 337910
DefenderId 338113
Created 2026-08-27 01:37:20
Status Fought
MatchType LMS
WinnerId 337910
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AutoHeal: Handsome Hank uses 66 Ap for healing 132 damage
AutoHeal: Uncaped Crusader uses 22 Ap for healing 43 damage
Handsome Hank has 100 hidden fame bonus from being a 1 time Legend !!
Uncaped Crusader has 100 hidden fame bonus from being a 1 time Legend !!
Handsome Hank tries to make a Front Suplex.
But Uncaped Crusader counters for 1 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Uncaped Crusader tries to make a Superplex.
But Handsome Hank counters for 6 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Handsome Hank makes Pile Driver for 8 damage.
With Handsome Hank down, now is Uncaped Crusader's chance to capitalize. Uncaped Crusader quickly backs into the corner and hops onto the second rope. Uncaped Crusader leaps off and hits a Second Rope Leg Drop for 2.
Handsome Hank makes a stupendous Forearm Smash for 5 damage.
Handsome Hank tries to make a Head Vice.
But Uncaped Crusader counters for 1 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Round and round Uncaped Crusader goes, I think his fist just broke Handsome Hank's nose! The Shoulder Tackle hits for 1!
Handsome Hank squats down over a prone Uncaped Crusader and hooks his elbows over his knees. Handsome Hank locks his hands under Uncaped Crusader's chin, sits, and pulls back with ferocity, inflicting a painful Camel Clutch for 5.
Uncaped Crusader arrogantly sets up Handsome Hank in a standing headscissors and takes his time to survey the crowd's reaction. He then leans forward and mightily flips and heaves Handsome Hank onto his shoulder and finally raises him high into the air with arms outstretched. After a slight pause, Uncaped Crusader hatefully spikes Handsome Hank into the mat with a Crucifix Powerbomb for a bone-crunching 9!
My house caught fire this morning, and this is actually more exciting!
Handsome Hank makes a stupendous Shoulder Thrust for 3 damage.
Uncaped Crusader makes an incredible Electric Chair for 8 damage.
I think I saw his spit land in the audience because of that hit!
Uncaped Crusader is sent into the ropes... Handsome Hank gets a running start and performs a Drop Kick for 7, sending Uncaped Crusader back staggering!
Uncaped Crusader tries to make a Summersault Legdrop.
But Handsome Hank counters for 6 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Handsome Hank summons all of his strength and lifts Uncaped Crusader high into the air by his throat! Handsome Hank then brings Uncaped Crusader crashing down to the mat for a devastating Chokeslam for 2!
Uncaped Crusader tries to make a 2nd Rope splash.
But Handsome Hank counters for 3 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Handsome Hank grabs the leg of Uncaped Crusader, rotates arounds and locks in the Figure four leg lock for 2. Will Uncaped Crusader tap out?
Uncaped Crusader is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Uncaped Crusader makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Uncaped Crusader makes Heel Kick for 7 damage.
Uncaped Crusader makes Pumphandle Suplex for 7 damage.
Handsome Hank makes an incredible Head scissors for 6 damage.
You saw it here folks!
Uncaped Crusader makes a Shining Wizard for 1 damage.
I think I have his brains on my pants!
Wow, I think someone needs to restart my heart!
Handsome Hank hooks Uncaped Crusader's arms behind his back and looks to the crowd. Handsome Hank is going to attempt a Tiger Driver and Uncaped Crusader appears helpless... Handsome Hank lifts him upside-down and drops him head first to the mat for 7!
Uncaped Crusader bends low and grabs Handsome Hank's legs. He lifts him up, then kneels down, one knee driving up in between Handsome Hank's legs in a spine-compressing Atomic Drop for 2 that leaves Handsome Hank hopping up and down. Handsome Hank will be singing soprano after that one!
Uncaped Crusader charges Handsome Hank. Handsome Hank coolly slaps his left shoulder with his right hand. Handsome Hank shoves his left arm under Uncaped Crusader's left arm and falls to the mat, pulling his adversary with him in a well-executed Arm Drag Takedown for 2.
Uncaped Crusader stand Handsome Hank up... he's getting ready! Uncaped Crusader takes measure of Handsome Hank, jumps up and slams the top of his foot against the back of Handsome Hank's head hitting a Back Brain Kick for 5!
Handsome Hank tries to make a Flying neck snap.
But Uncaped Crusader counters for 1 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Handsome Hank tries to make a Half Nelson.
But Uncaped Crusader counters for 1 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Uncaped Crusader makes Forearm Smash for 3 damage.
Handsome Hank tries to make a Back Breaker.
But Uncaped Crusader counters for 2 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Uncaped Crusader is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Uncaped Crusader makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Uncaped Crusader locks Handsome Hank's leg under his armpit and leans back in a Achilles Tendon Hold for 3! The pain must be excruciating!
Handsome Hank is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Handsome Hank makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Uncaped Crusader makes a pathetic Pile Driver for 1 damage.
Handsome Hank must be impervious!
My wife gave birth yesterday, and this is actually more exciting!
Handsome Hank makes Flying Spin kick for 8 damage.
Handsome Hank charges Uncaped Crusader. Uncaped Crusader coolly slaps his left shoulder with his right hand. Uncaped Crusader shoves his left arm under Handsome Hank's left arm and falls to the mat, pulling his adversary with him in a well-executed Arm Drag Takedown for 2.
Uncaped Crusader tries to make a Flip-Over Cover.
But Handsome Hank counters for 1 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Handsome Hank deftly maneuvers himself behind Uncaped Crusader and locks him into control with an expertly applied Chicken Wing for 5!
Uncaped Crusader makes Pumphandle Slam for 3 damage.
Uncaped Crusader is down... Handsome Hank grabs his foot and flips over, yanking Uncaped Crusader's leg with him and forcefully extending his hamstring with a malicious Hamstring pull for 7!
Uncaped Crusader tries to make a Vertical Suplex.
But Handsome Hank counters for 2 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Handsome Hank makes Wheel Kick for 3 damage.
Uncaped Crusader makes a stupendous Flip-Over Cover for 1 damage.
Handsome Hank is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Handsome Hank makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Handsome Hank makes German Suplex for 3 damage.
Uncaped Crusader makes Stall Suplex for 5 damage.
I was in a barroom brawl an hour ago, and this is actually more exciting!
Uncaped Crusader grabs the leg of Handsome Hank, rotates arounds and locks in the Figure four leg lock for 6. Will Handsome Hank tap out?
Handsome Hank scoops up Uncaped Crusader and brings him down to the mat with an authoritative Body Slam for 6!
Uncaped Crusader makes a Shining Wizard for 7 damage.
I think I have his brains on my pants!
Handsome Hank makes a pathetic Pumphandle Slam for 2 damage.
Well that hardly accomplished anything.
Uncaped Crusader tries to make a Handspring Elbow.
But Handsome Hank counters for 4 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Handsome Hank quickly takes a step back and snaps his foot out to the side, catching Uncaped Crusader right on the chin with a Thrust Kick causing 5! I was barely able to see that!
Uncaped Crusader is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Uncaped Crusader makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Uncaped Crusader makes Snake Eyes for 4 damage.
Uncaped Crusader charges Handsome Hank. Handsome Hank coolly slaps his left shoulder with his right hand. Handsome Hank shoves his left arm under Uncaped Crusader's left arm and falls to the mat, pulling his adversary with him in a well-executed Arm Drag Takedown for 2.
Uncaped Crusader delivers a flesh-rending Chop across Handsome Hank's chest for 2! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
Handsome Hank makes an extraordinary Electric Chair for 8 damage.
Wow, he must only suck every other day!
Uncaped Crusader tries to make a Spine Buster.
But Handsome Hank counters for 3 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
My bank I was in was robbed by armed gunmen with assult weapons, and this is actually more exciting!
Handsome Hank arrogantly sets up Uncaped Crusader in a standing headscissors and takes his time to survey the crowd's reaction. He then leans forward and mightily flips and heaves Uncaped Crusader onto his shoulder and finally raises him high into the air with arms outstretched. After a slight pause, Handsome Hank hatefully spikes Uncaped Crusader into the mat with a Crucifix Powerbomb for a bone-crunching 2!
Uncaped Crusader makes an extraordinary MIGHTY MOUSE for 25 damage.
Unbelievable!
Handsome Hank is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Handsome Hank makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Handsome Hank makes an extraordinary Knee Breaker for 9 damage.
Holy crap, I bet they heard that hit all the way in China!
This time he is down for good. The Ref Counts:
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Match over : Handsome Hank wins
Handsome Hank Effects
Win LMS +1
Money +1478 $
Fame +10
Exp +5
Consciousness damage 110
Vital Life damage 12
Doctor Level 1
Uncaped Crusader Effects
Lose LMS +1
Money +281 $
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -2 Technique
Injury -1 Consciousness
Consciousness damage 132
Vital Life damage 14
Doctor Level 2
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