ChallengeId 5154917
Title Florida Man(338326) vs Patagonian Pirate(338044)
AttackerId 338326
DefenderId 338044
Created 2026-10-06 10:22:31
Status Fought
MatchType LMS
WinnerId 338044
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AutoHeal: Florida Man uses 43 Ap for healing 85 damage
AutoHeal: Patagonian Pirate uses 60 Ap for healing 120 damage
Patagonian Pirate has 200 hidden fame bonus from being a 2 times Legend !!
Florida Man makes Shoulder Thrust for 2 damage.
Florida Man is out cold on his feet! Patagonian Pirate takes advantage and charges at his opponent, bringing Florida Man down with an amazing Clothesline for 7!
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a Chop.
But Florida Man counters for 1 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Florida Man makes Spine Buster for 2 damage.
Patagonian Pirate delivers a flesh-rending Chop across Florida Man's chest for 2! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
Florida Man makes Pile Driver for 7 damage.
Florida Man makes a pathetic Tilt-a-Whirl Slam for 2 damage.
Did I miss something that made that move suck so bad?
Into the ropes goes Patagonian Pirate... and he's brought down with a Big Boot for 5 from Florida Man!
Patagonian Pirate makes Shoulder Block for 5 damage.
This is a terrific match so far!
Florida Man wraps his arms around Patagonian Pirate's waist and lower back and begins to squeeze executing a Bear Hug for 1. Patagonian Pirate is gasping for air!
Florida Man is sent hurtling toward the ropes with an Irish Whip! A waiting and eager Patagonian Pirate is waiting on his return trip with a hellacious Clothesline for 7!
Florida Man tries to make a Sunny D Florida Style.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 5 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Florida Man makes a pathetic Front Suplex for 1 damage.
Did I miss something that made that move suck so bad?
Florida Man scoops up Patagonian Pirate and brings him down to the mat with an authoritative Body Slam for 4!
Florida Man makes a pathetic Pile Driver for 2 damage.
Patagonian Pirate laughs in Florida Man's face!
Patagonian Pirate smashes Florida Man head into the turnbuckle
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He's stumbling around like a drunk!
Florida Man makes a stupendous Irish Whip into the corner for 1 damage.
Florida Man makes Splash for 4 damage.
Patagonian Pirate squats down over a prone Florida Man and hooks his elbows over his knees. Patagonian Pirate locks his hands under Florida Man's chin, sits, and pulls back with ferocity, inflicting a painful Camel Clutch for 3.
Florida Man makes Gut Buster for 3 damage.
Patagonian Pirate charges Florida Man and executes a beautiful HARPOON for 4, nearly impaling him with his shoulder. He went through him like grass through a goose!
Florida Man charges Patagonian Pirate and executes a beautiful Spear for 8, nearly impaling him with his shoulder. He went through him like grass through a goose!
Patagonian Pirate is lying supine... Florida Man capitalizes and grabs Patagonian Pirate's ankles and hooks them, stepping over into a Boston Crab for a painful 4!
Patagonian Pirate makes an extraordinary German Suplex for 5 damage.
Florida Man is left twitching on the mat!
Patagonian Pirate makes a Shining Wizard for 9 damage.
I think I have his brains on my pants!
Florida Man tries to make a Crossface.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 3 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Patagonian Pirate grabs Florida Man on each side of the head and sticks his own head under Florida Man's chin. Patagonian Pirate drops sharply to his knees, smashing Florida Man's jaw. What a Jaw Breaker for 8!
My town got attacked by hordes of the undead, and this is actually more exciting!
Florida Man makes Full Nelson Slam for 4 damage.
Patagonian Pirate is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Patagonian Pirate makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Round and round Patagonian Pirate goes, I think his fist just broke Florida Man's nose! The Shoulder Tackle hits for 2!
Florida Man grabs Patagonian Pirate's arm under his own and steps around behind him. Florida Man hooks a leg over Patagonian Pirate's thigh and tightens his grip, placing Patagonian Pirate in a painful Abdominal Stretch for 8.
Patagonian Pirate sneers at the downed Florida Man with contempt, then crouches and leaps, executing a Summersault Legdrop for 1!
Patagonian Pirate leaps mightily into the air and performs a Drop Kick, connecting right in the middle of Florida Man's chest for 7.
Florida Man bends low and grabs Patagonian Pirate's legs. He lifts him up, then kneels down, one knee driving up in between Patagonian Pirate's legs in a spine-compressing Atomic Drop for 1 that leaves Patagonian Pirate hopping up and down. Patagonian Pirate will be singing soprano after that one!
Patagonian Pirate holds Florida Man in a standing front facelock then falls back, slamming Florida Man's head into the mat for 3. I think he tried to bury him with that DDT!
Florida Man tries to make a Camel Clutch.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 3 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Patagonian Pirate makes a stupendous Gut Buster for 10 damage.
Holy crap, I bet they heard that hit all the way in China!
My brakes gave out at an intersection last week, and this is actually more exciting!
Florida Man wraps his arms around Patagonian Pirate, lifts him up and hits a Belly to Belly suplex for 10!
Patagonian Pirate makes Scorpion Deathlock for 5 damage.
Florida Man is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Florida Man makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Patagonian Pirate makes Gut Buster for 6 damage.
Patagonian Pirate is lifted up and is brought down back first onto Florida Man's knee for a devastating Back Breaker, hitting for 9!
Patagonian Pirate is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Patagonian Pirate makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Patagonian Pirate holds Florida Man in a standing front facelock then falls back, slamming Florida Man's head into the mat for 4. I think he tried to bury him with that DDT!
Florida Man makes Sidewalk Slam for 4 damage.
Florida Man makes Spine Buster for 5 damage.
Patagonian Pirate grabs Florida Man on each side of the head and sticks his own head under Florida Man's chin. Patagonian Pirate drops sharply to his knees, smashing Florida Man's jaw. What a Jaw Breaker for 10!
This time he is down for good. The Ref Counts:
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Match over : Patagonian Pirate wins
Florida Man Effects
Lose LMS +1
Money +330 $
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -2 Strength
Injury -1 Technique
Consciousness damage 110
Vital Life damage 12
Doctor Level 2
Patagonian Pirate Effects
Win LMS +1
Money +804 $
Fame +6
Exp +5
Injury -1 Strength
Injury -1 Submission
Injury -1 Aerial
Consciousness damage 88
Vital Life damage 9
Doctor Level 2
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