ChallengeId 5154918
Title Florida Man(338326) vs Patagonian Pirate(338044)
AttackerId 338326
DefenderId 338044
Created 2026-10-06 10:22:32
Status Fought
MatchType LMS
WinnerId 338326
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AutoHeal: Florida Man uses 43 Ap for healing 86 damage
AutoHeal: Patagonian Pirate uses 9 Ap for healing 18 damage
Patagonian Pirate has 200 hidden fame bonus from being a 2 times Legend !!
Patagonian Pirate makes a pathetic Leg Drop for 1 damage.
Florida Man must be impervious!
Florida Man tries to make a Pumphandle Suplex.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 4 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Round and round Florida Man goes, I think his fist just broke Patagonian Pirate's nose! The WALMART SHUFFLE hits for 11!
Florida Man hooks Patagonian Pirate's arms behind his back and looks to the crowd. Florida Man is going to attempt a Tiger Driver and Patagonian Pirate appears helpless... Florida Man lifts him upside-down and drops him head first to the mat for 1!
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a Scorpion Deathlock.
But Florida Man counters for 3 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Florida Man tries to make a Front Powerslam.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 5 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Patagonian Pirate grabs Florida Man on each side of the head and sticks his own head under Florida Man's chin. Patagonian Pirate drops sharply to his knees, smashing Florida Man's jaw. What a Jaw Breaker for 6!
Florida Man grabs Patagonian Pirate's ankle and locks in a Ankle Lock for 1. Patagonian Pirate winces in agony!
Florida Man leans prostate in the corner! Patagonian Pirate walks over and angrily Stomp's a mudhole right into Florida Man's face and chest for 1!
I was mugged yesterday, and this is actually more exciting!
Patagonian Pirate makes an extraordinary Surfboard for 7 damage.
Did you see the sweat fly?!
Patagonian Pirate grabs Florida Man's head and falls back, rolling up and hooking Florida Man's leg for 1... That's some Small Package!
Florida Man makes Electric Chair for 6 damage.
Florida Man smashes Patagonian Pirate head into the turnbuckle
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He's stumbling around like a drunk!
Into the ropes goes Patagonian Pirate... and he's brought down with a Big Boot for 3 from Florida Man!
Patagonian Pirate tenaciously traps Florida Man in a head lock and then points straight ahead. The crowd roars as Patagonian Pirate runs and leaps with Florida Man's head in tow! Both wrestlers land on the mat with a crunching thud as Patagonian Pirate delivers a powerful Bulldog for 6!
Florida Man makes a Shining Wizard for 7 damage.
I think I have his brains on my pants!
Patagonian Pirate is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Patagonian Pirate makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Florida Man grabs Patagonian Pirate from behind, lifts him high, and delivers a crunching Atomic Drop for 1. Patagonian Pirate walks about gingerly while gently holding his bruised rump!
Patagonian Pirate grabs Florida Man's arm under his own and steps around behind him. Patagonian Pirate hooks a leg over Florida Man's thigh and tightens his grip, placing Florida Man in a painful Abdominal Stretch for 2.
I was mugged yesterday, and this is actually more exciting!
Florida Man leaps mightily into the air and performs a Drop Kick, connecting right in the middle of Patagonian Pirate's chest for 6.
Patagonian Pirate grabs Florida Man around the waist. Patagonian Pirate suplexes once.... twice.... three times! There it is folks, a Rolling Germans for 5!
Florida Man makes Front Powerslam for 7 damage.
Florida Man grabs Patagonian Pirate from behind, lifts him high, and delivers a crunching Atomic Drop for 3. Patagonian Pirate walks about gingerly while gently holding his bruised rump!
Patagonian Pirate is lying on the ropes trying to catch his breath... OH MY! Florida Man grabs the back of Patagonian Pirate's head and jumps to the arena floor, clotheslining Patagonian Pirate on the top rope with a sneaky Ring Rope Clothesline Snap for 8!
Patagonian Pirate makes a stupendous Shoulder Thrust for 3 damage.
Florida Man makes Pumphandle Suplex for 6 damage.
Patagonian Pirate makes Kick for 1 damage.
Florida Man is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Florida Man makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Florida Man makes an incredible Front Powerslam for 8 damage.
That was the prettiest thing I've ever seen!
Patagonian Pirate grabs Florida Man on each side of the head and sticks his own head under Florida Man's chin. Patagonian Pirate drops sharply to his knees, smashing Florida Man's jaw. What a Jaw Breaker for 12!
Florida Man leaps mightily into the air and performs a Drop Kick, connecting right in the middle of Patagonian Pirate's chest for 8.
Patagonian Pirate is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Patagonian Pirate makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Patagonian Pirate makes an extraordinary CAT O NINE TAILS for 15 damage.
Florida Man is left twitching on the mat!
Florida Man smashes Patagonian Pirate head into the turnbuckle
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He's stumbling around like a drunk!
Patagonian Pirate hooks both arms of Florida Man! He brings him to the mat back first for 1!
Patagonian Pirate stand Florida Man up... he's getting ready! Patagonian Pirate takes measure of Florida Man, jumps up and slams the top of his foot against the back of Florida Man's head hitting a Back Brain Kick for 4!
Patagonian Pirate quickly takes a step back and snaps his foot out to the side, catching Florida Man right on the chin with a Thrust Kick causing 9! I was barely able to see that!
Florida Man makes Pile Driver for 12 damage.
I was in a bathroom brawl once, and this is actually more exciting!
Patagonian Pirate makes Head scissors for 2 damage.
Florida Man is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Florida Man makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Florida Man makes a Shining Wizard for 12 damage.
I think I have his brains on my pants!
This time he is down for good. The Ref Counts:
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Match over : Florida Man wins
Florida Man Effects
Win LMS +1
Money +989 $
Fame +8
Exp +5
Injury -1 Submission
Consciousness damage 85
Vital Life damage 9
Doctor Level 2
Patagonian Pirate Effects
Lose LMS +1
Money +266 $
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -2 Aerial
Consciousness damage 120
Vital Life damage 13
Doctor Level 2
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