ChallengeId 5154919
Title Florida Man(338326) vs Patagonian Pirate(338044)
AttackerId 338326
DefenderId 338044
Created 2026-10-06 10:22:33
Status Fought
MatchType LMS
WinnerId 338326
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AutoHeal: Florida Man uses 51 Ap for healing 102 damage
AutoHeal: Patagonian Pirate uses 57 Ap for healing 113 damage
Patagonian Pirate has 200 hidden fame bonus from being a 2 times Legend !!
Florida Man performs a STOMP for 5. He's stomping on Patagonian Pirate like a caller at a square dance!
Patagonian Pirate makes a pathetic Scorpion Deathlock for 1 damage.
Patagonian Pirate is really sucking tonight.
Into the ropes goes Patagonian Pirate... and he's brought down with a Big Boot for 1 from Florida Man!
Florida Man lifts Patagonian Pirate up and brings him crashing down bottom first on his knee. The Atomic Drop hits for a thundering 1! That's his tailbone, ladies and gentlemen!
Patagonian Pirate smashes Florida Man head into the turnbuckle
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2!
He's stumbling around like a drunk!
Florida Man bends his arm up next to his head, slaps his elbow twice, then drives it down on the forehead of Patagonian Pirate for 16! He sure know how to make a ELBOW SUPPER hurt!
Florida Man lifts Patagonian Pirate up in a fireman's carry... he spins him around and slams him down to the mat for 12, executing a brilliant Airplane spin drop! Patagonian Pirate looks like he is going to puke!
Patagonian Pirate makes a pathetic Neckbreaker for 1 damage.
Did I miss something that made that move suck so bad?
Florida Man lifts Patagonian Pirate into a suplex postion and drops Patagonian Pirate straight on his head with a Brain Buster for 13.
Patagonian Pirate is on the ground not moving, the ref counts
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Patagonian Pirate makes it to his feet and breaks the refs counts.
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a Small Package.
But Florida Man counters for 1 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
My house caught fire this morning, and this is actually more exciting!
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a Pile Driver.
But Florida Man counters for 6 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Florida Man makes Sidewalk Slam for 5 damage.
Patagonian Pirate makes Head Lock for 3 damage.
Florida Man squats down over a prone Patagonian Pirate and hooks his elbows over his knees. Florida Man locks his hands under Patagonian Pirate's chin, sits, and pulls back with ferocity, inflicting a painful Camel Clutch for 7.
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a Heel Kick.
But Florida Man counters for 4 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Patagonian Pirate leaps from the top rope towards Florida Man, his arm extended. Patagonian Pirate nearly takes off Florida Man's head with a BLACKBEARD for 13.
Florida Man makes a stupendous Splash for 8 damage.
Holy crap, I bet they heard that hit all the way in China!
Florida Man grabs Patagonian Pirate on each side of the head and sticks his own head under Patagonian Pirate's chin. Florida Man drops sharply to his knees, smashing Patagonian Pirate's jaw. What a Jaw Breaker for 5!
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a Drop Kick.
But Florida Man counters for 1 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Patagonian Pirate makes Front Suplex for 7 damage.
I was in a barroom brawl an hour ago, and this is actually more exciting!
Florida Man delivers a flesh-rending WOOO across Patagonian Pirate's chest for 12! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
Florida Man makes Spine Buster for 7 damage.
Patagonian Pirate hooks both arms of Florida Man! He brings him to the mat back first for 1!
Florida Man stands behind Patagonian Pirate and grabs his wrists. Florida Man kneels down, plants a knee in Patagonian Pirate's back and pulls HARD, executing a Bow and Arrow for 8!
This time he is down for good. The Ref Counts:
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Match over : Florida Man wins
Florida Man Effects
Win LMS +1
Money +1006 $
Fame +8
Exp +5
Consciousness damage 27
Vital Life damage 3
Doctor Level 2
Patagonian Pirate Effects
Lose LMS +1
Money +268 $
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -1 Strength
Injury -2 Submission
Injury -2 Consciousness
Consciousness damage 112
Vital Life damage 12
Doctor Level 2
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